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Welcome to WWE Fastlane!!! This show will probably be bad or at least very boring! Lets run down the card, which has 6(!) matches announced. Natalya and Carmella vs Becky Lynch and Naomi : Does anyone care about this match? It was thrown together at the last minute, has pretty much zero story build, and it's pretty much impossible to care about anyone in this match (sorry Becky). I guess the only saving grace is that it isn't a six woman tag match. There are no stakes involved in this match either.  Shinsuke Nakamura vs Rusev: Rusev is mad at Nakamura for kicking his buddy Aiden English in the throat. He's also mad because he keeps being left off of Smackdown. But other than that, this feud ALSO has very little in the way of stakes. It's basically a way to get Shinsuke on the card.  Bobby Roode (c) vs Randy Orton for the United States Championship: This feud started because of the Smackdown TOP 10 list, which was really dumb and neither Orton or Roode seem to care about. Orton's only interest is winning that title so he can be a grand slam champion. That being said, this match has the potential to be incredibly boring. Oh yeah, and I guess Jinder (accompanied by his bacne and a Singh Brother) will get involved somehow.  Charlotte Flair (c) vs Ruby Riotttttttttttttttttttt (w/her team of idiot loser jobbers) for the Smackdown Women's Championship: Hey this feud has been vaguely interesting! That being said, vaguely interesting does not mean its still not a filler match. It very much is. Ruby and Charlotte have ran through each others friends/allies and now they clash at Fastlane. That being said, this match's outcome is probably one of the most predictable on the card. It's the aftermath that has people interested. Will Carmella cash in? Or will the Queen run into a certain undefeated Empress? Or maybe nothing will happen (wouldn't that be exciting!!)!  The Usos (c) vs The New Day for the Smackdown Tag Team Titles: Hey, this match will be pretty good most likely! The result is obvious, but it will be a fun match, probably the best on the card tonight.   AJ Styles (c) vs Baron Corbin vs Dolph Ziggler vs Kevin Owens vs Sami Zayn vs John Cena for the WWE Title: A clusterfuck of a match. AJ Styles has the odds stacked against him. Will he overcome the odds so he can be beaten by Shinsuke Nakamura at Wrestlemania? What will happen to John Cena if he loses!? Will he despair again? No one cares about Baron Corbin or Dolph Ziggler. Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn will probably fight a bunch again. --- Fastlane's pre-show starts at 7PM Eastern! There are NO matches announced for it! So you'll get an hour of talking heads. All that and probably more at Fastlane!! (Okay, maybe not much more if anything) DarkstarIV fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Mar 11, 2018 |
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Liquid Communism posted:Who the gently caress is this curly-headed ginger in the bad suit on the pre-show? noted bad person Sam Roberts please ignore him he is a terrible and bad person.
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Mar 12, 2018 00:05
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hey an unannounced pre-show match!!!
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Mar 12, 2018 00:13
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WHERE THE gently caress IS MY GIANT TEXT ON THE SCREEN, WWE!? smh this ppv sucks.
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Mar 12, 2018 00:17
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go away jinder
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Mar 12, 2018 00:34
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why the gently caress is this top 10 thing/feud still going
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Mar 12, 2018 00:36
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oh my god we go from jinder mahal to dolph ziggler. its like going from one circle of wrestling hell to another.
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Mar 12, 2018 00:37
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i hope dolph ziggler gets fired into a sun after this. put dolph and jinder in a match at wrestlemania. loser gets fired into the sun. they pin each other so they both lose.
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Mar 12, 2018 00:42
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This is like jobber thunderdome.
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Mar 12, 2018 00:45
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bessantj posted:Alright, this is going to be my first PPV in about two years! i am very sorry
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Mar 12, 2018 00:47
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a new study bible! posted:oh look its the guy who pays to be on the wwe preshow That is Rosenberg. Sam Roberts is on because he's a terrible person in every way.
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Mar 12, 2018 00:56
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Aphrodite posted:A six pack challenge seems unfair to Kevin Owens. yeah but imagine how unfair it would be to everyone else if finn balor was in the match
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Mar 12, 2018 01:04
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Time for the cooldown match!!! 
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Mar 12, 2018 01:26
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I hope WWE renames these guys to Blandy Boreton and Bobby Snooze.
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Mar 12, 2018 01:51
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even the announcers have stopped giving a gently caress and are breaking kayfabe
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Mar 12, 2018 01:52
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also apparently tom controls the cameras, not kevin.
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Mar 12, 2018 01:52
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thank god this match is over. but god loving damnit orton is US champ.
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Mar 12, 2018 01:54
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GOTTA TALK ABOUT RONDA EVEN THOUGH SHE ISNT A SMACKDOWN SUPERSTAR DAMNIT
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Mar 12, 2018 01:58
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GrimGypsy posted:wwe corporate power structure is very confusing Triple H and Stephanie do in fact have two contracts. So he is technically in the right. 
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Mar 12, 2018 02:04
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Low Desert Punk posted:Becky got literally no reaction I think you mistook Becky for Carmella.
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Mar 12, 2018 02:07
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jesus christ is natalya turning into a final fantasy villain?
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Mar 12, 2018 02:08
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Carmella is literally divas era tier of wrestling
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Mar 12, 2018 02:13
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Just a PSA, this is Carmella's first win of 2018. She is now like 1-16.
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Mar 12, 2018 02:21
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Reminder: Its not the main roster that killed Carmella. She wasn't over even in Full Sail (who will pop for even a headlock). 
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Mar 12, 2018 02:25
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Time for our I WILL BEAT YOU moment from Nakamura.
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Mar 12, 2018 02:47
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so if ruby riottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt loses tonight, does that mean the riott squad is disbanded?
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Mar 12, 2018 02:51
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hmmmmmmmmm where is the riott squad? they certainly won't try a post match beatdown. no sir. 
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Mar 12, 2018 02:53
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Saint Freak posted:Two unrelated wrestlers will run out with hammers. excuse me, i think you mean foam wrenches.
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Mar 12, 2018 02:55
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Shane is good again. He saved Shinsuke vs AJ for us.
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Mar 12, 2018 03:49
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Can we put Baron Corbin back in the penalty box?
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Mar 12, 2018 03:50
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Look at the bright side! We get sad John Cena again!!!
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Mar 12, 2018 03:54
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fart blood posted:So uhhh what's Randy Orton doing at Mania? Jinder vs Bobby vs Randy
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Mar 12, 2018 04:00
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Hahahah Orton being a smarmy dick rules.
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Charlotte sounds utterly terrified. 
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