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Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

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Happy Rusev Day everyone

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Feb 27, 2011

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"A KNEE TO THE BACK OF THE NECK"

That was an ankle at best

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Feb 27, 2011

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Zyla posted:

is there a poster here that could be crowned king of wrong style

the one true king of wrong style is dan ryckert

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Feb 27, 2011

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The_Rob posted:

I honestly only remembered it was on because i happened to see this thread.

I foolishly downloaded the app because my apartment's internet blows, so I watch ppvs on my phone

I honestly wish they hadn't told me fastlane was happening

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

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why are the two most over wrestlers in smackdown curtain jerking in the first place?

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Feb 27, 2011

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achillesforever6 posted:

To open the show hot?

that doesn't mean good things for the rest of the show

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

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Nakamura is

good

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Chris James 2 posted:

When did you look at the show's card and expect a lot of good

This match was added to the show's card like a week ago, also

It also honestly had the most build

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Feb 27, 2011

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SamuraiFoochs posted:

That was a really solid opener. We will not get matches like this without brand exclusive shows.

what the gently caress are you talking about

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a new study bible! posted:

WWE has been building Kevin/Sami since last year. Remember when he burned down Kevin's house and betrayed him right before a PPV in stunning fashion?

that should have happened tonight and anyone who disagrees is a fool

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Feb 27, 2011

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SamuraiFoochs posted:

Nah. If we think guys like Rusev are non-entities now, it's about to get so much worse.

Guys like rusev who sell calendars where every day is rusev day are gonna disappear

ok

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Feb 27, 2011

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Chris James 2 posted:

This is the last SD-exclusive PPV, and it's fair to assume Rusev (guy who already went weeks without being booked on SDs and didn't even have a match for this show until a week or so ago) is going to have a harder time getting on these cards with a whole other show's roster of talent being eligible for them

I agree that the top tier of the WWE is bloated but it's not like rusev doesn't sell tickets

it sucks for the zigglers of the world but who cares

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Feb 27, 2011

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Chris James 2 posted:

You must be similarly surprised WWE refuses to let Bryan compete despite him still being the most cheered-for person on a given week whenever he appears just to talk for 20 seconds

he's literally looking at cte he's an idiot if he competes

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Feb 27, 2011

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Aphrodite posted:

Rusev does not sell tickets.

he does on rusev day

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SamuraiFoochs posted:

It'll suck for anyone lower than the upper midcard now on both shows, dude.

then perish

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

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kid rock should be given a rock bottom by the rock at wrestlemania

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Feb 27, 2011

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The_Rob posted:

Onto a sharp rock.

one covered in salt if possible

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

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says a lot that randy's signature is more over than he is

like at least jake the snake had promo skills

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Feb 27, 2011

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why are they cutting backstage like this is loving tv

jesus christ

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Baron Corbin posted:

only if Ice Climbers come back

agreed bring back ice climbers

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Low Desert Punk posted:

what's the actual point of those "wrestlers watching the TV" shots? To show that rivals are watching? Why the gently caress wouldn't they be in the first place?

it's to show they're in gear and very angry and pimply

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Feb 27, 2011

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Dango Bango posted:

This crowd loving sucks

this crowd is way better than this match deserves

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Feb 27, 2011

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The_Rob posted:

I don't blame them personally.

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Feb 27, 2011

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the best part of this match has been roode's sparkly red jocks

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Liquid Communism posted:

Better or worse than Balor in blue?

Shinsuke said Balor in Blue is yummy so just a bit worse

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Feb 27, 2011

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Professor Funk posted:

is Roode viewed as a future main event guy?? his matches are boring as hell

He's fine but orton blows

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jinder will not be hindered

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Liquid Communism posted:

Yup. Heel Roode. I am mildly okay with this.

I mean orton sure as hell isn't a face

them playing his music doesn't help either

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Feb 27, 2011

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Borrowed Ladder posted:

Does this give Randy some accolade that no one else has?

most boring wrestler

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SamuraiFoochs posted:

Yes he is. What are you watching?

you honestly think orton is face

his entire build for this was "I want to check a box"

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Feb 27, 2011

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Low Desert Punk posted:

i wish ronda wasn't a transphobic shithead because she's likable otherwise

oh right, poo poo

man

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Feb 27, 2011

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is kevin dunn having a stroke why would you cut to the crowd

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Push El Burrito posted:

I will never not be happy for the glow.

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Feb 27, 2011

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naomi is a middling wrestler but I could not be more of a mark for her entrance

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Dango Bango posted:

So are they booking SD storylines based on "best friends"? Ala old Diva-era poo poo?

that's what they're booking raw storylines on my dude

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Feb 27, 2011

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DarkstarIV posted:

jesus christ is natalya turning into a final fantasy villain?

she plays a lot of wow

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Shima Honnou posted:

all the foreign announcers are better than the english ones

high bar

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the escape goat posted:

am I the only one here who unironically adores Carmella

absolutely

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that sequence was slick

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DarkstarIV posted:

Carmella is literally divas era tier of wrestling

I think that's supposed to be her heel gimmick but I mean she is just bad

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