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Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




I just watched the Bliss Strowman vs Naomi and An Uso MMC match.

Probably better than any match on the card tonight.

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Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




DEAR RICHARD posted:

i'm trying to adopt a dog, and i'm having a loving insanely lovely time doing it. like, every dog i've tried to adopt through the humane society, or every dog i've applied for through other rescues, has gotten adopted right out from underneath me. one rescue gave me the runaround on a dog they had only to tell me that the people that fostered it decided to adopt it. same rescue gets me through the house check part for another dog, and as i was scheduling the home interview, they were like, 'oh yeaahhhh...we already adopted this dog out.'

i live in portland, oregon. you'd think it'd be easy, but no.

anyways, fastlane. whatever.

Yeah, the done thing seems to be signing up to foster and keeping the dog.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Who the gently caress is this curly-headed ginger in the bad suit on the pre-show?

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Death by pecs could save this.

https://www.facebook.com/xavierwoodsphd/videos/956919331140136/

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Mojo Rawley, knocked over by a deadly superkick to the shoulderblade.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




HAPPY RUSEV DAY

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




the escape goat posted:

Drink the bar if Undertaker shows up

Better start opening bottles. The only way they're salvaging this poo poo sandwich of a PPV is ending on Cena and Taker pointing at the sign.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




a new study bible! posted:

that was a Miz level kick

Yeah, I'm wondering what the gently caress, this is not like Nak at all.

Some Shane-level punches going on.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Hey, finally, a good kick.

By Rusev.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Okay, this got good.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Nak needs a new finisher. Rusev's superkick was a hell of a lot more believable as a finish, that knee looks like poo poo.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Le Saboteur posted:

It's mostly because they don't let him do it like he did in NJPW. Probably for concussion protocol reasons.

It was even better in NXT than it is now, but mostly due to fighting smaller guys. Against someone Rusev's size, it doesn't look like it has any impact at all.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Think I'm gonna go get a burger. They should still be doing rest holds in the Orton match by the time I get back.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Jerusalem posted:

This video package somehow made one of Orton's best ever RKO OUTTA NOWHERE's look bland and low-impact :psyduck:

Truck monkey failure.


Orton has hair again, give him back Burn In My Light and the Pose, and stop wrestling at half speed.

Welp, I take that back. He shaved most of his head again.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




He even poses on the corner at half speed.

Jesus.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Echos haven't even faded from the bell ringing, and we're already in the Hell Of A Thousand Restholds.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

the best part of this match has been roode's sparkly red jocks

Better or worse than Balor in blue?

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Lol Dunn, that was the dumbest possible angle to show that superplex from.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Professor Funk posted:

balor in blue owns you dweeb

Not arguing.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




DarkstarIV posted:

also apparently tom controls the cameras, not kevin.

Tom needs to be stuffed in a locker.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Hahahaha the camera barely caught the RKO

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Yup. Heel Roode. I am mildly okay with this.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Saint Freak posted:

I'M GONNA SMELL JUST LIKE JOHN CENA

Fruity Pebbles, then?

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Jerusalem posted:

Orton is absolutely a face, dude.

Imagine how much slower he'd wrestle if he was heel.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




He can. It's in his contract. He gets to sucker punch his employees at will.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Benne posted:

Hey this show is really boring so far let's show a 10-minute video package of someone who isn't on the card

This whole show really just feels like an SD episode. Down to the commercials.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




How is Carmella so bad

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




the escape goat posted:

am I the only one here who unironically adores Carmella

side note- you can get Naomi’s glow shoes on Amazon for 17bux

I like her when she's talking, but good god she's awkward in the ring.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Okay, that tree of woe is pretty good.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Lol :camera6:, that high-flying shot of nothing but Carmella's rear end.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

natalya should wear her pauldrons in the ring rt if you agree

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Who did Becky piss off? Is it just because she lost her luggage and had to wrestle in a random fire singlet as a rub?

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Dango Bango posted:

What's this story?

It's unfounded assumption, I can't think of any other reason that singlet makes sense.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




pressedbunny posted:

I've turned it off and I'm going to bed.

Those of you choosing to remain, my thoughts and prayers are with you.

You are a smarter man than I.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Seriously, is this shitbreak of a commercial run pushing 15 minutes on a PPV?

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




It is -definitely- Loudest Trunks Night in Ohio.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




CubsWoo posted:

'serious rivalry renewed'

come out with the pancakes and the trombone because thats how you show you're serious

That is as serious as the New Day get. They showed up, and nobody's dick is hanging out, so they're doing well.

Xavier and Kofi, eh?

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Zyla posted:

whoa the usos are much less fat than they used to be

Still got dat rear end going, though. Sweatpants were probably not the thing to wrestle in.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




That was a fun sequence!

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Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Here comes the no finish.

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