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alnilam posted:Here's a joke fragment. Q is showing sean connnery cool gadgets but they're for doing mundane shopping stuff, errands, etc. That's all I've got for now but maybe some day it'll be a funy joke Q: "And with the use of these plastic dividers, and markings for each day of the week, you can track your medications most effectively 007." Connery: "Shuch gadgetry ish prone to failure, q. In my day I didn't need a plashtic overlord telling me which pillsh to pop. Any drug, any order, I did not give a gently caress. Benzosh, methamphetamine, whatever. and look at me now. King of the world, Q. Why I don't mind telling you, i needed shpeed jusht to get out of bed mosht daysh. And my what what a provocative bed it wash. i onshe shmacked zha zha gabor upshide the head for her churlish behavior and she thanked me for it. Women, Q, shometimesh they need correction to shtay on the shtraight and narrow courshe. Shomething people jusht don't undershtand theshe daysh." Q: "Right, right, of course, sir. Anyway, it's Saturday, so you see which pills you need to take, right?" [CONNERY's face contorts with rage, and he attempts to flip the table over but fails because of ENFEEBLEMENT. He settles for shoving the plastic canister off the table, moving it centimeters per shove (like a cat) until it falls off.] CONNERY: "Blasht it, Q. I didn't get where I am today reading lettersh off of shmall boxesh. What about the pen, doesh it have a deadly lasher or a tiny embedded gun of shome short?" Q: "Ah, I'm particular proud of this one double O. This thick grip is carefully designed to be easy to handle even with your persistent joint pain. It will make your handwriting a lot more legible." |
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