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The rye chips in chex mix are incredibley inferior to the ones in Gardettos. That being said, they aren't great by themselves. Also, Gardetos: give me back my sesame bread sticks you motherfucks.
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my bitter bi rival posted:when youre browsing the gas station snack aisle on a road trip and spot that bag... These all-rye chip bags are disappointing. The process of working your way to the rye chips* adds anticipation and enjoyment to the eventual achievement of the rye chips. *: The correct order is: bread-sticks, straight pretzels, regular pretzels, then and only then the rye chips.** **: Previous to the removal of sesame bread-sticks in 2013 the correct order was: ordinary bread-sticks, straight pretzels, sesame bread-sticks, regular pretzels, rye chips. The mixing of pretzel and bread-stick courses provided micro-achievement and improved the final enjoyment of the rye chips.
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Mar 30, 2018 01:57
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my bitter bi rival posted:jesus christ. Sorry ‘bout your poorly-optimized consumption of snack foods, bro. 
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Mar 30, 2018 02:09
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President Beep posted:you goons have gotten me mad about chex mix! how has my life come to this?!?! If I had access only to Chex Mix rather than to Gardetto's I'd be pretty mad too? 
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Mar 30, 2018 08:38
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President Beep posted:not by choice, yosfriend Yeah, me either. But my two-week rotation on third-shift ends this morning so  .
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Mar 30, 2018 08:43
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I'm eating some Gardetto's right now.
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Mar 30, 2018 10:45
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Now I'm starting in on the rye chips!
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Mar 30, 2018 10:59
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Forgot to update this. The rye chips were real good.
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Mar 30, 2018 14:03
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:lard is great and if you don't think so you've been propagandized by the crisco corporation starting about 1940.   
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Mar 30, 2018 19:08
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My third-shift stand got extended for "a week" (read: "for as long as we loving well want and gently caress you very much for asking to go back on your "regular" days schedule you little poo poo") so you all can look forward to many more snack food trip-reports in the days to come!
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President Beep posted:do you have a brain fever or something????? Exactly: my posts are always both good and 100% factually correct.
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Apr 13, 2018 23:03
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Schadenboner posted:*: The correct order is: bread-sticks, straight pretzels, regular pretzels, then and only then the rye chips.** After thorough testing, I am ready to update my Gardetto's eating order to the following: Straight pretzels, Breadsticks (of both sorts, being so similar as to make differentiation between the two a waste of effort), standard pretzels, rye chips as I have determined this provides superior flavor-outcomes to the previous order. E: Additionally, the early removal of straight pretzels frees up enough room to make the removal of the breadsticks easier, resulting in fewer error situations where breadsticks are found after the commencement of the regular pretzel eating phase. Schadenboner fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Apr 19, 2018 |
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Apr 19, 2018 20:15
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President Beep posted:what in the name of christ is going on with your av Horus Heresy players is some salty-rear end bitches. 
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Apr 19, 2018 20:38
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Sham bam bamina! posted:it is a good avatar, cherish it
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Apr 19, 2018 23:30
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Apr 22, 2018 02:59
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Do Not Fear Jazz posted:chex mix is perfect just the way it is  Chex mix is merely a degenerate form of Gardetto's.
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Apr 22, 2018 21:34
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Schadenboner posted:After thorough testing, I am ready to update my Gardetto's eating order to the following: Straight pretzels, Breadsticks (of both sorts, being so similar as to make differentiation between the two a waste of effort), standard pretzels, rye chips as I have determined this provides superior flavor-outcomes to the previous order. I have developed a preference among breadsticks: the zig-zaggy ones (which were brought in from Chex Mix to replace the vastly superior sesame breadsticks) are inferior to the other "pillowy" kind and are therefore consumed immediately after the straight pretzels but before the pillowy breadsticks. The current eating order is therefore:
Additionally, I have determined that the denseness of the straight pretzels means they fall to the bottom of the mix and therefore the rooting required to remove them first serves to thoroughly mix the remaining Gardetto's and causes the rye chips to attract more detritus which further improves them. E: I'm actually wondering if the pillowy breadsticks aren't actually better than the regular pretzels (and therefore should be consumed penultimate to the rye chips). EE: They are, updated to reflect. EEE: Updated further to include detritus as it's really a separate component. Schadenboner fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Apr 24, 2018 |
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prisoner of waffles posted:get some of the good stuff http://store.utzsnacks.com/Barrel-Extra-Dark-Sourdough-Specials-Pretzel/productinfo/98279/ Due to the nature of the product, some breakage and salt loss will occur during shipping.
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Apr 24, 2018 21:10
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:i didn't even know that this is a thing You’ve never been to, like, a baseball game and seen the 1-foot diameter super pretzels? Hell, even the bier gardens around here sell fancy versions of them.
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Apr 25, 2018 12:44
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I have leftover harissa from yesterday's pita, and a bag of pretzels.
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May 1, 2018 14:58
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Exploring my feelings w/r/t Pizzeria Combos. They have me on third shift to spy on a guy. This is not a great situation. Additionally, Pizzeria Combos are not great. This situation is less-great than Pizzeria Combos. Two more weeks on the !
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May 7, 2018 08:03
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This might be more of a GIP question but does burnt (human) skin really smell like rubber? I would have more expected that it would smell uncomfortably close to BBQ.
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May 7, 2018 11:41
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President Beep posted:as long as they’re not pretzel combos i’d probably like them. It's like, pizza sauce-and-cheese flavored filling with pretzel shells?
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May 7, 2018 12:28
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While this remains a great order in which to eat Gardetto's I'm having trouble determining what is and isn't "leftover detrius", maybe I need to establuish a standard and buy a micrometer?
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May 23, 2018 04:10
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Work has a box of salted-in-shell pistachios out.
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May 23, 2018 04:46
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Sham bam bamina! posted:the worst kind besides pumpkin
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May 23, 2018 08:27
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President Beep posted:u need to go to the tongue doctor because something is very obviously wrong here. Can confirm that Peanut Butter M&Ms are both good and cool, far surpassing (in both peanut butter and chocolate quality) their nearest equivalent, the Reese's Piece.
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May 23, 2018 11:35
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They got rid of the guy with the drinking problem. It was necessary and the best available option but I find one of my boss' crowing about it unseemly. 
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flakeloaf posted:rancid meat waste as a service dsyp
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