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Doctor Dogballs

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Matoi Ryuko posted:

James k polk

He was the 11th president, one of the Whigs (the 2nd I think?) and he banned all fun from the white house. No smoking, drinking, dancing, etc.

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Miss Psychosis posted:

president trump

No trump requests please.

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David Rice Atchison

Miss Psychosis

Doctor Dogballs posted:

No trump requests please.

Discrimination against my ironic fav. Sad!

Robot Made of Meat

Matoi Ryuko posted:

James k polk

I like TOTALLY already requested Jimmy "James K. Polk" Polk. Inventer of the Polka and the Polka dot. His wife wore the first Polk Bonnet (spelling was later changed).


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
Calvin "Keep cool with Cal" Coolidge

Doctor Dogballs

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Robot Made of Meat posted:

I like TOTALLY already requested Jimmy "James K. Polk" Polk. Inventer of the Polka and the Polka dot. His wife wore the first Polk Bonnet (spelling was later changed).

he was a talented negotiator with a good polk-er face

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alnilam

Herbie "The Vacuum" Hoover



ty manifisto

Koishi Komeiji



Clark Beauregard Harrison the 3rd aka the shadow president.

Doctor Dogballs

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Barking Gecko posted:

Calvin "Keep cool with Cal" Coolidge

Vice President Calvin Coolidge was on vacation helping his dad with some farm work when they got a telegram announcing the president was dead. Calvin's dad swore him into office (had him take the oath) at home.

He was also called "silent cal."

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Doctor Dogballs posted:

Franklin pierce was one of the two generals from the Mexican-American War who later became president. The other was Zakk Taylor, Old Hot N' Ready. I can't remember anything else about Pierce

I think I remember that he was a qt in his presidential portrait but I'm gonna have to google to verify.


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Doctor Dogballs

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alnilam posted:

Herbie "The Vacuum" Hoover

Hoover had a tough break. He was pres during the stock market crash, Great Depression, and prohibition of alcohol. The WPA came after him under roosevelt but I (and I think a lot of people) always associate the WPA with Hoover because of the Hoover Dam.

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What about the unnamed president from Sonic Adventure 2 who keeps a picture of Sonic and Shadow the Hedgehog on his desk but no pictures of his family, huh?

Festis

The Birthday Hobo

Remember Kids:
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dwight "the-d-also-stands-for-dwight" eisenhower

Garrand

Rhino, you did this to me!

George "solidus" Sears

Twenty Four


The president from Air Force One.

Something about one of the members of that band Presidents of the USA. Other then having made that peaches song everyone knows that!

UWBW

Permanently banned from the Alamo
George Zimmer, the President of Men's Wearhouse.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig, and Koishi for the last one. TVsVeryOwn made the CyberMike.

sweet geek swag

Adjust lasers to FUN!





William Howard Taft.

Doctor Dogballs

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Koishi Komeiji posted:

What about the unnamed president from Sonic Adventure 2 who keeps a picture of Sonic and Shadow the Hedgehog on his desk but no pictures of his family, huh?



this guy fucks

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Festis posted:

dwight "the-d-also-stands-for-dwight" eisenhower

Was the Supreme Allied Commander in WWII and IIRC our only 5-star General ever. While he was President, Eisenhower ordered the creation of NASA.

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Garrand posted:

George "solidus" Sears

He was a clone but not an identical clone of Big Boss. he had a mixture of recessive and dominant traits, making him more like a "normal" person than liquid and solid snake(s)

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Twenty Four posted:

The president from Air Force One.

was george harrison's final movie role before he passed away

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UWBW posted:

George Zimmer, the President of Men's Wearhouse.

he is a huge :420:head

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sweet geek swag posted:

William Howard Taft.

hm I don't remember much except that the legend of him getting stuck in a bathtub was not actually true although he was pretty rotund

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Martin "the flying dutchman” van buren

Doctor Dogballs

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alnilam posted:

Martin "the flying dutchman” van buren

potus #8, one of JAckson's cronies/sycophants, also called Old Kinderhooks. used the spoils system - rewarding political loyalty & punishing disloyalty to the democrat party - even more than Jackson did. If JAckson created the democratic party, van buren turned it into an eternal institution. What an rear end in a top hat.

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Doctor Dogballs

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now just to be clear I'm not saying being a democrat in 2018 makes you an rear end in a top hat, but it's the 19th century dems' fault we're stuck in a completely irreversible, lovely retarded two party system

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Festis

The Birthday Hobo

Remember Kids:
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Doctor Dogballs posted:

potus #8, one of JAckson's cronies/sycophants, also called Old Kinderhooks. used the spoils system - rewarding political loyalty & punishing disloyalty to the democrat party - even more than Jackson did. If JAckson created the democratic party, van buren turned it into an eternal institution. What an rear end in a top hat.

he also has a rough-and-tumble group of street thugs named after him in new york

Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
George Bush (dealers choice)

Matoi Ryuko


Matoi Ryuko posted:

David Rice Atchison

Doctor Dogballs

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Jedrick posted:

George Bush (dealers choice)

Both at once? both at once.

Both these Presidents were from Texas, both were pilots, both worked in the oil industry, both went to Yale and were in Skull & Bones, both their fathers went to Yale and were in Skull & bones, both had short careers as military officers (neither getting past company grade,) and guess what? They're both named George! You'd almost think they were related.

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Matoi Ryuko posted:

David Rice Atchison

is this the guy in the nature documentaries

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still got plenty of presidents left yall

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cda

by Hand Knit
There was a president that could simultaneously translate from English to Greek while writing with one hand, while translating to Latin with the other hand. Who was that?

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Doctor Dogballs posted:

still got plenty of presidents left yall

I'm waiting for the vice presidents trivia showoff thread.

cda

by Hand Knit
There is only one president whose first language was not English, which one was it

Matoi Ryuko


Doctor Dogballs posted:

is this the guy in the nature documentaries

He was president for a single day, since the guy who was elected after Polk refused to be sworn in on a sunday, obv.

Matoi Ryuko


cda posted:

There is only one president whose first language was not English, which one was it

Am I allowed to look at a list of the presidents

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cda posted:

There was a president that could simultaneously translate from English to Greek while writing with one hand, while translating to Latin with the other hand. Who was that?

Was it coolidge

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