Dogmeat posted:

I worked at a plant that pressed vinyl records and the Scientologists have archived all of his speeches so that in case there is some kind of global catastrophe that knocks out all mass media and plunges the world into darkness, we’ll still be able to clear our Thetans with dianetics or whatever because you can play records with a needle and a rolled up piece of paper.

E: and they specifically think hearing his voice will push the message better than if a few unburned copies of his fanfics survive, which is a real lol.