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Girl, don't even give me your birthing pains sob story, I had triplets with no medication and the labor took 70 hours. When I went into labor, my husband was just entering the tv world for the first time in Persona 4 and by th etime the trips had arrived, he had discovered the killer and confessed his love to Chie. Oh, Kaylee is reading at a third grade level now? How nice for her. My toddler Skylar has an opinion on the oxford comma, and it's nuanced. Kevin made Soccer Captain? ... cute. Brian is capable of carrying up to 70,000 pounds (32,000 kg) of weapons, and has a typical combat range of more than 8,800 miles (14,080 km) without aerial refueling. **this thread can also be boasts by babys about themselves** |
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Really happy to hear your water birth was a magical experience... our salt water birth was hellish but our son is going to be the baddest dude in the history of the world. We'll have to set up a play date so little Danzig can meet your "magical little angel."
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Mar 13, 2018 19:12
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*Mother holding her hands out wide* I once had a baby thiiiiiisss big
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Mar 13, 2018 19:13
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Your child is on the honor roll? How quaint. Our child brought honor to our clan by slaying 34 Mongolian invaders with a longbow.
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Mar 13, 2018 19:49
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For Sale: Baby Shoes, Worn by Baby NBA Dunk Competition Winner Slamjam Sheffield (360 Tomahawk slam from half court line)
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"My baby takes the morning train, he works from nine till five and then...." Uh, gonna cut you off right there. My baby designed the magnetic levitation system that allows your baby's train to get to and from work safely and efficiently. My baby is a magnetic engineering pioneer and and he has changed the world as we know it.
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