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farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.
As a reminder, if you want your needle to jitter in your hands like the addict you are, hit the hyperlink in the small print under the needle.

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farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.

Saladin Rising posted:

So is the jitter even based on anything, or is it just random? Because with jitter on the needle is moving when there's not even any votes in.

It's to show uncertainty, not based on any numbers, just visually.

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.

Lemming posted:

gently caress the Needle

Forgive him needle he knows not what he says.

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.

KKKLIP ART posted:

What is more powerful, the needle or the orb?

The orb only corrupts those already corrupted, the needle destroys all.

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.
https://twitter.com/ryanmatsumoto1/status/973719724788875265

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.
As a reminder this will 100% narrow as Westmoreland comes in.

When it does, panic wildly.

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.
https://twitter.com/pbump/status/973727162602868737

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.
https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/973730369743802368

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/973730594743087109

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.

This is why you should never be DD at a needle party.

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.
SA, when the needle stilled.

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.

DACK FAYDEN posted:

He's not wrong, though. Dropping a single county all at once will always look like that in any close election if the county has even a slight partisan lean.

He is wrong because westmoreland is reporting numbers, just not which precinct they're from.

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.
Biggest problem with close races, the last few precincts take forever to report.

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.

John Kasich posted:

why are we talking about fecal matter and lube in the PA-18 thread

PA18 was his district in the 90s.

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.
Most of the remaining precincts in Washington look like they went Trump +30 with margins of about 300 votes each. Given current trends Lamb will do better but he may go into Absentees slightly behind.

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.
Absentees won't be counted tonight, put down the bottle and go to bed.

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farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.

https://twitter.com/ec_schneider/status/973749430372458497

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