when throwing trash at trash babies goes wrong

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rump buttman: I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili

I threw a moldy orange at this neighbor trash baby. she just ate it and flipped me the bird. it really chapped me cause she felt no shame and swiftly won the battle.

please share the times throwing trash at trash babies went wrong for you

# ? Mar 16, 2018 10:38

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 02:18

alnilam

I threw a rotten apple at one of the garbage pail kids but it turned out to be the one armed with a baseball bat and she hit the apple like a baseball amd it just splattered all over me

# ? Mar 16, 2018 12:20

Chasterson: by Nyc_Tattoo

So I was walking through the park and tossed my ice-cream sandwich wrapper into a dumpster stroller where a trash baby lived. While walking away I heard a sailor whistle come from the stroller and was immediatly pelted by wadded up pieces of damp newspaper from all sides.

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# ? Mar 17, 2018 12:52

Cyberpunkey Monkey: by Nyc_Tattoo

say what you want about the trash babies, but have you seen their trash mama? hooooweee *takes off mouldy straw hat and fans hisself with it*

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# ? Mar 19, 2018 00:48

rump buttman: I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili

update: the neighbor trash baby was inspired by the moldy orange and shorted orange juice futures in February. Rumor has it she had a small next egg bequeathed to her by an estranged recycling relative that she levered to 10x.

long story short, she bought my place of employment and fired me. drat she�s ruthless.

# ? Mar 20, 2018 06:02