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korrandark
Jan 5, 2009
With the 58th pick, the Atlanta Falcons select Tim Settle, DT, Virginia Tech

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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
The 49ers take Quenton Meeks, CB, Stanford.



The Pittsburgh Steelers & The Puppy Bowl are up next

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
The Pittsburgh Steelers select Holton Hill, CB, Texas






a patagonian cavy and the Jacksonville Jaguars are up.

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

With the 61st pick, the Jacksonville Jaguars select DJ Chark, WR, LSU

Dubious and the Minnesota Vikings are on the clock

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

With the 62nd pick, the Minnesota Vikings select Nathan Shepherd, DT, Fort Hays State

Coldforge and the Patriots are on the clock

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
The New England Patriots select Kemoko Turay, EDGE, from (wait for it....) Rutgers.



Cleveland Browns & Ches Neckbeard is up.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
The Cleveland Browns select Frank Ragnow, Center, Arkansas



fsif and the Bills are on the clock

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

poo poo, sorry, Bills select Braden Smith, G, Auburn.

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.
With the 2nd pick of the 3rd round, the New York Giants select Kolton Miller, tackle, UCLA.



ShakeZula and the Colts are on the clock.

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

With the 67th pick in the 2018 Goon Draft, the Indianapolis Colts select Michael Gallup, WR, Colorado State




Sad King Billy and the Houston Texans are on the clock

Sad King Billy
Jan 27, 2006

Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!
With the 68th pick of the Goon draft, the Houston Texans select



Ian Thomas TE Indiana

Wandler20 and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are up

Sad King Billy fucked around with this message at 09:38 on Apr 15, 2018

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers select Tyrell Crosby, OL, Oregon

Coldforge and the 49ers are on the clock

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
The 49ers select Mike Gesicki, TE, Penn State.



The Denver Broncos, as represented by a 3 DONG HORSE are up.

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

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I have ever played!
As co-owner and on behalf of 3 DONG HORSE (who is presently travelling) the Broncos select Auden Tate, WR Florida State

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

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New York Jets and mcmagic are on the clock

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
The Jets take Josh Sweat, DE, Florida State

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Miami Dolphins select Mark Andrews Tight End from Oklahoma

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
The 49ers take Austin Corbett, OL, Nevada.



The Oakland Raiders' warcrimes is up.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
With the 75th pick in the 2018 Goon Draft, the Oakland Raiders select Lorenzo Carter, EDGE, Georgia



Zimbomonkey and the Green Bay Packers are on the clock.

warcrimes fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Apr 16, 2018

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
The Green Bay Packers select Tre'quan Smith, Wide Receiver, the National Champion UCF Knights.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
The Bengals select Jessie Bates, Free safety, Wake Forrest



He was on the table for our round two pick. gently caress the Raiders for drafting Carter, who was option #2.

The Cardinals are probably back on the clock, Cincinnati is too busy researching how Feng Shui dictates displaying lombardy trophies to check.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



With the 78th pick in the draft, the Kansas City Chiefs select Kameron Kelly, CB, San Diego State



Metapod and the Cardinals are up next!

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

With the 79th pick the Arizona Cardinals select Geron Christian, OL, Louisville


Sad King Billy and the Houston Texans are on the clock

Sad King Billy
Jan 27, 2006

Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!
The Houston Texans select

Donte Jackson CB LSU

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

With the 81st pick in the 2018 Goon Draft, the Dallas Cowboys make good use of it by selecting upstanding citizen Antonio Callaway, WR, Florida

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Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp
With the 82nd pick in the 2018 Goon Draft, the Detroit Lions select Rashaad Penny, Running Back, San Diego State University

Sad King Billy
Jan 27, 2006

Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!
With the 83rd pick the Baltimore Ravens select

Martinas Rankin OG/C Missisipi St

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

With the 84th pick the San Diego Chargers find a clean-cut successor to Phillip Rivers and select Mike White, QB, Western Kentucky



TheFlyingLlama and the Carolina Panthers are on the clock

TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?



with the 85th pick the Carolina Panthers select Orlando Brown, OT, Oklahoma



Eltoasto and the Chiefs are up

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



With the 86th pick in the draft, the Kansas City Chiefs select Malik Jefferson, LB, Texas



Play and the LA Rams are on the clock!

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

The Los Angeles Rams select Joseph Noteboom, OL, TCU


TheFlyingLlama and the Carolina Panthers are on the clock

TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?



with pick 88 the Carolina Panthers select Duke Ejiofor, DE Wake Forest.





Demon of the Fall and the Titans are up

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

With the 89th pick the Tennessee Titans select Marcell Ateman, WR, Oklahoma St

korrandark and the Atlanta Falcons are on the clock

korrandark
Jan 5, 2009
The Atlanta Falcons select Keke Coutee, WR, Texas Tech

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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The Saints pick Luke Falk, QB, Washington State.

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