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| Brock Lesnar's contract |
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27 | 25.71% |
| Finn Balor's abs |
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28 | 26.67% |
| THE BIG DOG! |
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5 | 4.76% |
| THE BIG DONG! |
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45 | 42.86% |
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i can confirm for everyone that the uterus statue, despite speculation, owns like most statues aren't phallic as gently caress
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Mar 27, 2018 06:25
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Does Shane have worked diverticulitis?
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Mar 27, 2018 06:26
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Luigi Thirty posted:Does Shane have worked diverticulitis? Legit according to f4wonline apparently.
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Mar 27, 2018 06:27
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Low Desert Punk posted:i can confirm for everyone that the uterus statue, despite speculation, owns i mean this just tells me the andre statue should be a very explicit cock and balls
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Mar 27, 2018 06:28
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*extremely Jacques Lacan voice* the phallus of andre
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Mar 27, 2018 06:34
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Only a week and a half away from WM ending and Michael Cole, his voice cracking with emotion and tears streaming down his face, triumphantly yells “THE BIG DOG” to a mostly hostile crowd. Can’t wait.
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Mar 27, 2018 06:38
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i laughed very hard when cena sat up and michael cole SCREAMED "That's the move the Undertaker does!!!" otherwise dumb raw, still lol that the plan to get roman over is "have him look dumb and get his rear end shredded" - surely now the fans will accept him after mania even though daniel bryan is ba-*drowned out by a solid year of crowds making GBS threads on everything*
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Mar 27, 2018 06:44
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VJeff posted:Considering he literally can't use his finisher as long as he's on Raw, not much else to do with him. He's also loving old and broken down (old by wrestling standards anyway). Are we seriously questioning why Rhyno is a jobber in 2018? Also apparently Rhyno's middle name is Guido. SamuraiFoochs fucked around with this message at 06:49 on Mar 27, 2018 |
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Mar 27, 2018 06:47
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I’m glad Rhyno has a job and he was a tag team champ last year and I assume he’s happy
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Mar 27, 2018 06:49
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i thought the undertaker sat up and no-sold because he was an undead zombie guy, not because it was a 'move'
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Mar 27, 2018 06:54
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hey you guys remember when the wyatts had an extreme rules match on PPV with the dudleys, rhyno and loving tommy dreamer what the gently caress was that
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Mar 27, 2018 06:55
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oldpainless posted:I’m glad Rhyno has a job and he was a tag team champ last year and I assume he’s happy I agree! I'm just saying that the fact that he's putting over midcarders is not a mystery.
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Mar 27, 2018 06:57
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Why did Ronda Rousey have conjunctivitis?
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Mar 27, 2018 07:14
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Dammit Asuka that jobber had a family!  Good to see that Bayley has been reading Jezebel and figured out what toxic friendships are.
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Mar 27, 2018 07:19
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Robble robble.
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Mar 27, 2018 07:21
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Gonz posted:Why did Ronda Rousey have conjunctivitis? RAW Women seem to have gotten a really questionable makeup artist in the fairly recent history.
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Mar 27, 2018 07:59
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On the subject of Juan Cena... Looks like Sami must've headed down south after he got fired to lend a hand at an orphanage, so an old friend could get out and stretch his legs. EDIT: I missed this popping up in the previous thread. 
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Mar 27, 2018 08:05
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Mar 27, 2018 08:15
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SamuraiFoochs posted:He's also loving old and broken down (old by wrestling standards anyway). Are we seriously questioning why Rhyno is a jobber in 2018? I don't have an issue with him putting guys over, I just find it worth pointing out that Rhyno was over as gently caress with his finisher on SmackDown, he got a pop basically every time he used it, but he moved to Raw a year ago and we haven't seen said over as gently caress finisher a single time since then.
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Mar 27, 2018 08:28
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VJeff posted:I don't have an issue with him putting guys over, I just find it worth pointing out that Rhyno was over as gently caress with his finisher on SmackDown, he got a pop basically every time he used it, but he moved to Raw a year ago and we haven't seen said over as gently caress finisher a single time since then. because it's a better version of what roman does and if he's in that phase of his career where he's just putting dudes over he doesn't really need to be getting himself over, either
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Mar 27, 2018 08:50
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STAC Goat posted:RAW Women seem to have gotten a really questionable makeup artist in the fairly recent history. I was sort of expecting her to say something like "I've been awake for 7 days straight, training for my match at Wrestlemania!" and then take a bite out of a Snickers bar.
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Mar 27, 2018 08:56
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i miss collage-era SD so much. 
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Mar 27, 2018 09:00
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SamuraiFoochs posted:i miss collage-era SD so much. I still can't believe Jinder killed the collage
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Mar 27, 2018 09:22
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SamuraiFoochs posted:i miss collage-era SD so much. 
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Mar 27, 2018 09:51
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Abroham Lincoln posted:I still can't believe Jinder
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Mar 27, 2018 10:13
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I thought it was an okay Raw, the MizTV segment was great(although I kinda wish they hadn't done a swerve with the Miztourage, would have been great to see Miz finally run his mouth too far with that comment about Mr Perfect), and Braun vs Sheamus was a fun match(although having to wait at least another week to find out who his partner is getting a little stale)
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Mar 27, 2018 10:46
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Lets nevere forget when the history of WWE is written they will have to do write ups of world champions The Great Khali and Jinder Mahal in between John Cena and AJ Styles.
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Mar 27, 2018 10:47
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I feel like this would make for a good "The More You Know" starwipe GIF.
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Mar 27, 2018 11:14
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Does that mean Hatsune Miku now lives at the Hardy Compound
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Mar 27, 2018 11:36
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Gearhead posted:On the subject of Juan Cena... I'm just happy that Steen was wrong all this time, and El Generico managed to crawl out of that ditch and make it back to his orphanage.
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Mar 27, 2018 12:58
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A Owens/Zayn/Bryan triple threat would rule tbh Though I'm upset we wouldn't get a Bryan hot tag
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Mar 27, 2018 13:14
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Just have Rusev come out and save his friend Dan Bryan from another beating
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Mar 27, 2018 13:20
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Your ego is interfering with me and my plans and my need to be at Wrestlemania and my ego 
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Mar 27, 2018 13:27
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I don't think the world is ready for a daniel bryan/rusev day alliance. I gotta say, Daniel/Rusev/Aiden/Lana would be one wacky rear end stable.
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Mar 27, 2018 13:30
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SamuraiFoochs posted:i miss collage-era SD so much. Great show, great posts, great collage. Deep down we all knew it couldn't last~
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Mar 27, 2018 14:22
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This whole Cena/Taker thing is really starting to grate on me. I mean, not like I was a huge fan to begin with but after this RAW I'm now 100% over it. I'm not hyped for this match, I don't understand how the crowd can chant like crazy for Taker to come out (tho I guess being there live makes it a wholly different feeling), I don't get this booking at all. Cena continously screaming for Taker and how much of a pussy he is doesn't make me go "gently caress YEAH TAKER COME ON AND BEAT HIM UP!" it makes me go "jfc John leave the poor man alone, he obviously doesn't wanna wrestle you after you called him out 84 times... give it a loving rest. It's not this nice old mans job to find you something to do at Wrestlemania, it's not his fault you hosed up all your chances for a ticket there. Just suck it up and move on you whiny baby"
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Mar 27, 2018 14:25
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Cena has also just said the same stuff all 3 times now.
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Mar 27, 2018 14:28
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My idea for who can replace Shane in the tag match at Mania: William Regal. It makes perfect sense. He trained Bryan. He was running NXT in Kayfabe when Steen and Sami were there, and he's no fan of Steen in kayfabe and I'm sure he'd be disappointed in Sami. Why not get a mania payday? The smarks would love it too.
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Mar 27, 2018 14:29
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It was mentioned on Reddit but...John Cena could have a match at Wrestlemania by being in the Andre the Giant Battle Royale.
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Mar 27, 2018 14:29
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John Cena should cut battle raps on the undertaker
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Mar 27, 2018 14:31
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