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VivaLa Eeveelution
Apr 3, 2011

This is Chloe. She's had sex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PowGFq6X3Co

She's due in 2-3 weeks, and we can rely on that since cats are at least smarter than giraffes.

(EDIT: The TinyKittens team has since caught two more pregnant ferals named Ramona and Rula that look due at about the same time as Chloe. This is rapidly turning into that lamb stream, but with cats.)

Here's a video of Chloe's intake exam where she's mostly a towel-clad loaf. :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hjsx72d6xc

VivaLa Eeveelution fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Apr 3, 2018

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Manchild King
Oct 22, 2010
Misogynistic, self-absorbed, incredibly unfunny asshole. BLOCK ME or I will steal your face for creepy fetish porn!
Why does it have to be a feral cat?

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
op you didn't include the best video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkBqcC9LWrM

VivaLa Eeveelution
Apr 3, 2011

^ motherfucker I can almost feel her nuzzle into my neck

Right this second she's falling asleep again. Y'all just missed her sphinxing.

Manchild King posted:

Why does it have to be a feral cat?

It has to be Chloe. She just happens to be a feral cat.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I would OP but I can watch the same thing in my own backyard.


...... I... have some cats living in my backyard... and one of them is super pregnant right now... so... yeah.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
now theres 2 of em

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

gary oldmans diary posted:

now theres 2 of em

aw poo poo, double kitten litters are my one weakness, aside from my many other weaknesses.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
I'm tapping on the glass but they're no doing anything. this is a lovely zoo

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

I would OP but I can watch the same thing in my own backyard.


...... I... have some cats living in my backyard... and one of them is super pregnant right now... so... yeah.

And you're not going to take her in?

VivaLa Eeveelution
Apr 3, 2011

So apparently this is Chloe's 15th litter. I have no idea how they determined that, but that's the number the stream was given. Can anyone check if any of them Duggar boys have dipped their wicks into bestiality? A five year old sounds about right for 'em too.

She's also got poo poo kidneys and poo poo teeth. The former means that she'll definitely be given a forever home because good luck getting a cat to refill its prescription. The people at TinyKittens are waiting for her litter to be born before intervening with both conditions, though she's been put on drugs for her poo poo lungs.

gary oldmans diary posted:

now theres 2 of em

Sur-sur-sur-priiiiise Ramona!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVN1BdAvJCI

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

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Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Cats live in colonies?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

GODDAMNIT EVERYONES GETTIN LAID BUT ME

VivaLa Eeveelution
Apr 3, 2011

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

GODDAMNIT EVERYONES GETTIN LAID BUT ME

And on that note, they've got a third pregnant feral cat; Rula. At time of posting, she and Chloe are on stream while Shelly (who I swear looks like Jodie Whittaker) has taken Ramona to the vet.

Apparently there's a fleck of white somewhere on Ramona that differentiates her from Rula. Never noticed.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
very cool op sub'ed and liked, now kids are watching on their phones heh

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Grevling posted:

Cats live in colonies?

Feral cats do yea

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Grevling posted:

Cats live in colonies?

no they just congregate in areas where there is easy food. its not a community like a wolf pack. literally a herd of cats

VivaLa Eeveelution
Apr 3, 2011

Do you want to see a pregnant cat get high in front of the TV?

Yes. Yes you do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWtXPQGOBp8

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Those are clearly fish not birds they need to get it together with that title

LostRook
Jun 7, 2013
I just want to compliment the excellent use of the word "extrude."

d3c0y2
Sep 29, 2009
i clicked another video from the same people called Battle Scared Feral Cat mason meets tiny kittens. Please tell me that old cat is still alive.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

d3c0y2 posted:

i clicked another video from the same people called Battle Scared Feral Cat mason meets tiny kittens. Please tell me that old cat is still alive.

awww mason videos, he's super sweet

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
When I worked at an animal shelter I had to catch some feral kittens that had gotten loose from their crate.

Feral kitten fangs can go right through a heavy nitrile work glove.

VivaLa Eeveelution
Apr 3, 2011

Mason was put in with Chloe for companionship before they found Ramona. As long as a human wasn't around for him to be on guard, he was super chill around her despite them originating from different (though neighbouring) colonies and her farting on him that one time.

I'm pretty sure Mason's currently fine, as terminal kidney disease cases go.

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

Are they all out?

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

I'm not watching any cats on YouTube.

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

Vato posted:

I'm not watching any cats on YouTube.

Especially live.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
Feral cats learning new things by being indoors is the best thing :3:

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
when i worked at a vet in highschool and we got pregnant ferals they'd just abort n spay, like I can understand why that feels viscerally callous but isn't that kind of the right thing to do?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

ArbitraryC posted:

when i worked at a vet in highschool and we got pregnant ferals they'd just abort n spay, like I can understand why that feels viscerally callous but isn't that kind of the right thing to do?

thanks to livestreaming all of these kittens are guaranteed homes and the process rakes in the cash for the whole catch/spay/release program. but this is an exception, and there is not even remotely enough interest or resources for most pregnant ferals to get the luxury treatment.

taiyoko
Jan 10, 2008


Kittens are coming soon...we've seen kitten kicks on both Ramona and Chloe, and Rula, a third pregnant kitty from the same colony, she likes to sing the song of her people at night apparently.

No word on the kitten naming themes yet, but there's been some ideas thrown around in the YouTube chat. Things are gonna get especially interesting once the kittens are old enough to start being curious about what's on the other side of the door. Keeping 4 kittens from trying to escape is hard enough, from personal experience.

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004

ArbitraryC posted:

when i worked at a vet in highschool and we got pregnant ferals they'd just abort n spay, like I can understand why that feels viscerally callous but isn't that kind of the right thing to do?

Its kind of hosed up they could just let feral cats do what they do. The population would reach a steady state at some point.

Its not like someone is out there neutering and spaying racoons and opossums to keep their numbers in check.

VivaLa Eeveelution
Apr 3, 2011

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

Its kind of hosed up they could just let feral cats do what they do. The population would reach a steady state at some point.

What feral cats do when they're not livestream superstars is kill, carry disease, and kill.* It's for the sake of ferals' prey in areas they've been introduced that their populations are being thinned one way or another.

At least with TNR in lieu of an active cull, the cats aren't breeding just to be baited.

(*Yes, I said kill twice. They like kill.)

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Cats killing everything they possibly can is part of their charm imo

VivaLa Eeveelution
Apr 3, 2011

Catermelon update.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9D4ftMRObc

Kate Middleton wishes she could be this interesting.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
I was the 1337th viewer.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Good thread.

David Corbett
Feb 6, 2008

Courage, my friends; 'tis not too late to build a better world.

VivaLa Eeveelution posted:

What feral cats do when they're not livestream superstars is kill, carry disease, and kill.* It's for the sake of ferals' prey in areas they've been introduced that their populations are being thinned one way or another.

At least with TNR in lieu of an active cull, the cats aren't breeding just to be baited.

(*Yes, I said kill twice. They like kill.)

Naming the cat-killing poison sausage “Curiosity” is viciously on the nose. That’s dark.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

It owns

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Sep 9, 2001

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