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yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012


APRIL FOOL'S!!!!!!!!!!!


^ The April Mother Fucker "Ha ha bitch you got fooled" ^

you just got FOOLED

you 👏 just 👏 got 👏 fucken 👏 fooled

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IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Enourmo
May 20, 2009

I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY SMOKE THE DEVIL'S LETTUCE IN COLLEGE!!!


thread of the year, goldmine

Metal Geir Skogul
Jan 15, 2011

Abandon thread!



Enourmo posted:

thread of the year, goldmine

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017


Enourmo posted:

thread of the year, goldmine

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


Enourmo posted:

thread of the year, goldmine

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

OWEN JONES
IS MY
ROLE MODEL


It is a shame he is rich and I am not.

I am entitled to your labours and money.

Give me things for free.

I deserve to be entitled.

Pay for me.

PAY FOR MY FAILURE IN LIFE.


Enourmo posted:

thread of the year, goldmine

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005
PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP

tia


Enourmo posted:

thread of the year, goldmine

Seminal Flu
May 15, 2004

Beware, BEWARE!

!We're EVERYWHERE!
Parachute, or paranoid?
We'll not rest 'til this thread's
DESTROYED!


Good job on the April chat thread, op.

bolind
Jun 19, 2005



So I guess this is the April chat thread now...

In light of Lowtax' latest medical/financial challenges, I have purchased a few platinum upgrades. If you are an AI regular non-poo poo poster who could use that upgrade, e-mail me at alphageek.dk@gmail.com and post in this thread that you have done so and I'll hook you up.

Seminal Flu
May 15, 2004

Beware, BEWARE!

!We're EVERYWHERE!
Parachute, or paranoid?
We'll not rest 'til this thread's
DESTROYED!


bolind posted:

an AI regular non-poo poo poster

like such a thing exists.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008




College Slice

Yes I am rich super model that doesn’t mind that you are ugly fat and dumb. Marry me. You can also sleep with all my friends.

bolind
Jun 19, 2005



Seminal Flu posted:

like such a thing exists.

That's why I figured that "a few" would be more than plenty.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

EUPHORIA IS BEST EXPERIENCED MOST FIRMLY AT THE STATE OF A GRAND CRUSADE AT 10000 DEAD HERETICS AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHETHER YOU'RE GONNA END UP WEARING THESE STUPID FUCKING PAULDRONS OR NOT



Slippery Tilde


don't fukken doxx me

Seminal Flu
May 15, 2004

Beware, BEWARE!

!We're EVERYWHERE!
Parachute, or paranoid?
We'll not rest 'til this thread's
DESTROYED!



Why can't both be true? I've made peace with both of them.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen


#1 Son has a new job welding up television production trucks, and I couldn't be happier for him.

Middle Son just got dumped by his girlfriend of ~3 years, and I couldn't be sadder for him.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

It's gone awful quiet in here



i got SUCKED into the HATE thread

jerk

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Terrible Robot posted:

don't fukken doxx me

Tell me this isn't all of us.

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005
PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP

tia


I scrapped the locus of my automotive hate. It was liberating.

I hope it screamed as it got crushed.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



IOwnCalculus posted:

Tell me this isn't all of us.


Fermented Tinal posted:

I scrapped the locus of my automotive hate. It was liberating.

I hope it screamed as it got crushed.

I put my last two Rovers and some asshats' new Infiniti in the ground, still wasn't enough.

Wrar
Sep 9, 2002



Soiled Meat

My daughter has zero fear of heights so far. What the hell child.

Also she has no interest in sleep.

He;lp

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007



Jesus loving christ









What a good thread

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005
PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP

tia


cursedshitbox posted:

I put my last two Rovers and some asshats' new Infiniti in the ground, still wasn't enough.

Some people come broken from factory.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003

Coach Bloodshot
Default Status: SHOUTING


Easter and April Fool's Day should always be the same day.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fermented Tinal posted:

Some people come broken from factory.

Confirmed.

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005
PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP

tia


Rhyno posted:

Easter and April Fool's Day should always be the same day.

I am dreading it. I have to drive for two hours to dinner this year and it was snowing this morning.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Hornhub.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

It's gone awful quiet in here



Rhyno posted:

Easter and April Fool's Day should always be the same day.

Easter day was originated on April fools.

Jesus died, then said April fools motherfuckers!

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Paypaling lowtax $6 so I can vote 6

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



I regged here as a joke.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

MONTANA
CATDRUG
CARTEL

dee eight posted:

Man I love Easter. We get to dress up like scary monsters and go door-to-door and say TRICK OR TREAT and people give you candy.

No, that's not Easter. That's Halloween. On Easter you cook a big turkey dinner and your family comes and you are thankful for all the good things in your life.

You're both wrong. Easter is a celebration of the resurrection of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. The romans crucified him and he was put in the tomb and three days later he rolled back the big rock in front and if he sees his shadow, we get 6 more weeks of Lent.

Seminal Flu
May 15, 2004

Beware, BEWARE!

!We're EVERYWHERE!
Parachute, or paranoid?
We'll not rest 'til this thread's
DESTROYED!


Bajaha posted:

I regged here as a joke.

It was p funny

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

Buy 350 SBC, take it apart after not being able to move the crank despite it being advertised as moving free.

Cylinder 3 is rusted into the bore April Fools!

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE




BigPaddy posted:

Buy 350 SBC, take it apart after not being able to move the crank despite it being advertised as moving free.

Cylinder 3 is rusted into the bore April Fools!



My son, have you heard the good news of our Lord and savior, Panther Piss?

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

To drink or to loosen the piston?

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me. One for you, one for...

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see


What's the bestest car I like red ones they are the fast

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

It's gone awful quiet in here



Miata duh

steady
Feb 28, 2011


Pillbug

freelop posted:

What's the bestest car I like red ones they are the fast

Only if you like bull... err cop-fighting. It's the same thing.

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iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

YOU'RE WELCOME



No one in town had a Civic battery, and I need to get to work tomorrow.

Amp cable has now become a battery cable, until I can get one that fits, and I have a mad tite rear mount battery for now.

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