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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I'm still slogging through that INCEL thread and it's starting to scare me a bit.

Not because of the content or that these people exist, but because a lot of it is similar to poo poo that came out of my brother's mouth while he was visiting.

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Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Rhyno posted:

I'm still slogging through that INCEL thread and it's starting to scare me a bit.

Not because of the content or that these people exist, but because a lot of it is similar to poo poo that came out of my brother's mouth while he was visiting.

The internet is profoundly effective at corralling young groups of aimless white men into lovely philosophies.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Seat Safety Switch posted:

The internet is profoundly effective at corralling young groups of aimless white men into lovely philosophies.

I'm curious if he'd be an incel success story or if they'd hate him for becoming a CHAD.

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

Hah april fools on me, I thought I'd finally find out what this tax cut BS was all about.

Now I'm pretty sure my company didn't do my withholding like I asked because I owe loving $2500 federal which usually means another $1000 to the state.

keykey
Mar 28, 2003

     
On a side note, anybody else get a good laugh from Horn Hub?

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

keykey posted:

On a side note, anybody else get a good laugh from Horn Hub?

best april fools joke I saw all day, apart from this:

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



LloydDobler posted:

Hah april fools on me, I thought I'd finally find out what this tax cut BS was all about.

Now I'm pretty sure my company didn't do my withholding like I asked because I owe loving $2500 federal which usually means another $1000 to the state.

I rough numbered my taxes in last week. There was a lot of crying. Being an American was expensive last year. Successful but expensive. I hope to do it again this year just adjust my withholdings better so I net out.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

LloydDobler posted:

Hah april fools on me, I thought I'd finally find out what this tax cut BS was all about.

Now I'm pretty sure my company didn't do my withholding like I asked because I owe loving $2500 federal which usually means another $1000 to the state.

new lovely tax law doesn't go into effect until you do your taxes next year. sorry you might have to pay more because we had to give tax breaks to "job creators"

keykey
Mar 28, 2003

     

Terrible Robot posted:

best april fools joke I saw all day, apart from this:



Haha, that's pretty great too. Did you see Nvidia academy? It's an amazing troll: https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/geforce/products/geforce-academy-of-gaming/geforce-academy-select-major/

everdave
Nov 14, 2005
Just back from doing about 1200 miles in my new cheap Hyundai and, well, I could be biased but it was fantastic? Really if it had a usb and power port in back seat I’m not sure what else I could complain about. Averaged nearly 42mpg. Has plenty of power. Comfortable and plenty of room for me 6’ 2” and tall kids. Trunk swallowed plenty of cargo. Thule rack test run was rock solid. Apple CarPlay is good just good not fantastic.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
This popped up in the anti food porn thread, and it's kind of mesmerizing. It's basically Primitive Technology, but with food
https://youtu.be/Jct33SgQofY

bolind
Jun 19, 2005



Pillbug
No takers yet, so repeating my offer from upthread:

bolind posted:

So I guess this is the April chat thread now...

In light of Lowtax' latest medical/financial challenges, I have purchased a few platinum upgrades. If you are an AI regular non-poo poo poster who could use that upgrade, e-mail me at alphageek.dk@gmail.com and post in this thread that you have done so and I'll hook you up.

Also jus discovered that the oven in our new condo will go too 300C and beyond... hellooooo pizza! :getin:

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

bolind posted:

No takers yet, so repeating my offer from upthread:


Also jus discovered that the oven in our new condo will go too 300C and beyond... hellooooo pizza! :getin:

You said non-shitposters :(

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

bolind posted:

No takers yet, so repeating my offer from upthread:


Also jus discovered that the oven in our new condo will go too 300C and beyond... hellooooo pizza! :getin:

I mean, I don't know if I'm a shitposter or not so I just assumed I was :v: if not I'd do one.

bolind
Jun 19, 2005



Pillbug

iwentdoodie posted:

I mean, I don't know if I'm a shitposter or not so I just assumed I was :v: if not I'd do one.

E-mail me and I'll sort you out.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/323168620961

Got to make sure your Ebay listing has photos that show the best aspects of your car.

Technically it's not the car that sucks, but still posting it here.

InitialDave fucked around with this message at 13:43 on Apr 2, 2018

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

bolind posted:

E-mail me and I'll sort you out.

I'm on mobile so I can't see your profile, sadly. Choppeds10 at the Google's for me.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

InitialDave posted:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/323168620961

Got to make sure your Ebay listing has photos that show the best aspects of your car.

Technically it's not the car that sucks, but still posting it here.

The car doesn't suck, but it's definitely a sucking auction.

epic bird guy
Dec 9, 2014

Supposed to get around 4" of snow overnight.

wtf

TheFonz
Aug 3, 2002

<3
Yea, we are getting 6"-8" tonight.

That means the Scat Pack gets to meet snow for the first time :getin:

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

epic bird guy posted:

Supposed to get around 4" of snow overnight.

wtf

Went to bed last night with a dusting, woke up this morning to about 3" on the ground.

WTF indeed.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


TheFonz posted:

Yea, we are getting 6"-8" tonight.

That means the Scat Pack gets to meet snow for the first time :getin:

Hah! innuendo!

TheFonz
Aug 3, 2002

<3
All my Dildos are named after GoT characters.

Don't mess with Pod.

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



Seminal Flu posted:

The car doesn't suck, but it's definitely a sucking auction.

At least you don't have to do the forensic tests like they did on top gear to figure out what bodily substances are impregnated into the seats.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

TheFonz posted:

All my Dildos are named after GoT characters.

Don't mess with Pod.

Jesus, I'm horrified to imagine what HODOR looks like.

TheFonz
Aug 3, 2002

<3

Rhyno posted:

Jesus, I'm horrified to imagine what HODOR looks like.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




The Door Frame posted:

This popped up in the anti food porn thread, and it's kind of mesmerizing. It's basically Primitive Technology, but with food
https://youtu.be/Jct33SgQofY

Here, this is better. Watch his 18th century cooking videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=user?jastownsendandson

ilkhan
Oct 7, 2004

I LOVE Musk and his pro-first-amendment ways. X is the future.
Moving two cats, already scared from letting a Roomba loose on their home, a 120 miles isn't fun.

One ("monkey") was crated and meowed for a half hour straight, other ("shadow") meowed for 15 minutes then pooped in the little box we had for him to lay in. We promptly pulled over and dumped the poop and 5 minutes later he peed. loving cat.

On the plus side... The heavy duty floor liners came in handy! When we let monkey loose all she did was curl up in said crate. Both got baths when we got home, which of course neither one liked.

Easter was a long day, and there wasn't even chocolate for us.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
"On this episode of B Is For ButcherBuild, I'm going to take this totalled, salvage-titled car with blown airbags and obvious crash-structure damage, and add a ROCKET BUNNY WIDEBODY KIT!!!!!1 Stay tuned!"

I mean, I like living vicariously through other people dicking around in their garages, and Chris seems like an awesome dude, but come on.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
dumb but its definitely ai as gently caress

https://www.denverpost.com/2018/03/30/glenwood-canyon-high-speed-chase/

Mustang driver hits 150 mph outside Glenwood Springs, troopers give up chase :cumpolice:

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


BraveUlysses posted:

dumb but its definitely ai as gently caress

https://www.denverpost.com/2018/03/30/glenwood-canyon-high-speed-chase/

Mustang driver hits 150 mph outside Glenwood Springs, troopers give up chase :cumpolice:

The cop cars here are only factory tuned, if you can do better than 150 they can't catch you so they don't even try.

The Prong Song
Sep 7, 2002


WHITE
DRIVES
MATTER

Powershift posted:

The cop cars here are only factory tuned, if you can do better than 150 they can't catch you so they don't even try.

b-b-b-but you can't outrun the radio!!!

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
Pursuits can be really dangerous and it's not uncommon for police to back off.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Fermented Tinal posted:

Pursuits can be really dangerous and it's not uncommon for police to back off.
Yeah, though we have the opposite problem here, the police won't pursue scrotes on stolen motorbikes in case they get hurt. No helmet, no pursuit.

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.

InitialDave posted:

Yeah, though we have the opposite problem here, the police won't pursue scrotes on stolen motorbikes in case they get hurt. No helmet, no pursuit.

Hey man, here you go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n8KrdixvZc (I think the shooting might not start until a few minutes in).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFmj1s8nD70 no shooting, but still.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Yeah we need to hire a bunch of those guys, just ask them not to shoot any bystanders pretty please.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
"Can you come in for an interv"

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
"...ention"

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

InitialDave posted:

"...ention"

lol

Last job I scored HR said when can you start and I said I can be there in about 20 minutes. They said, um no, Monday is fine.

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

InitialDave posted:

"...ention"

LoL, maybe two years ago. This is for the job I really want too so I am stoked. And it's not group crap like GM is doing. One on one interview, Fort Wayne Metals in production, $16 to start, $19 upon completion of training (60 days) with overtime and quarterly bonus. Entry level tops out at $21.79, my friend who recommended me is making $26.74.


HYPE.

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