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Proteus Jones posted:Yeah, it's not a go to the theater movie, but I'll definitely watch it when it's released to video. It's the definition of a theater movie though? I only go to the theater to watch big dumb spectacle movies nowadays, the quiet and introspective films are the ones that personally I wait to watch at home.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2018 17:55 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 22:08 |
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CelticPredator posted:My thing is you get too comfortable. You're too relaxed to pay perfect attention. I like the middle ground. Nice seats, but not reclining. I'm more focused on the movie.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2018 22:55 |
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Shneak posted:The first Jurassic World was a horrific experience, I will not be fooled this time (watch it make $1B in the first 20 minutes of release) geez i mean i guess it could be considered scary to some people ie: children but drat dude weird since you have a scary clown movie avatar!!! edit: jesus gently caress vvvvvv Deakul fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Apr 19, 2018 |
# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 00:04 |
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clown shoes posted:Full Venom trailer I'm at at a loss for words for how awful this looks.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2018 06:48 |
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Proteus Jones posted:I'm glad the CGI team from Spawn is still getting work. No kidding. The Venom reveal looked so awful, the voice sounds super corny... I feel like it should be more raspy and almost Darkness Mike Patton-esque, and Tom Hardy sounds like he has has downs syndrome. quote:EMBRACE YOUR INNER ANTI-HERO quote:The guy you work for is an evil person! quote:SYM-BYE-OTE quote:This was written by Kelly Marcel (Fifty Shades Of Grey) & Will Beall (Gangster Squad). Also I predict that Venom himself will be in the movie for approximately 10 minutes total.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2018 15:58 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:I'd heard Gangster Squad was good. (Haven't seen it even though I like gangster movies.) It was not. Maybe good if you just want a stupid movie set in the 1930s with tons of blood and no actual personality or a story.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2018 16:38 |
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The Cameo posted:Ruben Fleischer has nothing to do with Venom, though, so why these three movies when only one applies (Will Beall writing Gangster Squad and co-writing Venom)? Okay but Venom still looks garbo
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2018 23:02 |
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Raimi Spider-Man had the misfortune of having the most annoying and insufferable female character in a comic book movie ever: Mary Jane Watson. I hated her so much, she knocked Spidey 2 down a lot for my rewatchability cause she effectively just jerks Peter around for the movie.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2018 18:05 |
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ants ANTS
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# ¿ May 1, 2018 16:56 |
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clown shoes posted:Is that Spidersman trailer supposed to be in 3D? There was a lot of blurry. Chromatic aberration, it's pretty awful.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2018 17:35 |
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So, is this a sequel to the original Halloween or is it just pretending that Resurrection didn't happen?(can't blame them)
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2018 15:36 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5dIwGAYcWk DC doubling down on making everything grimdark. And doubling down on making everything pure trash too.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 16:17 |
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LesterGroans posted:It doesn't look much different from Arrow. And they have like 4 other campy or goofy shows. I'm sure it'll be garbage, but i don't see how it's "doubling down". Well, they were lighting things up a bit with The Flash, Wonder Woman, and Justice League... and then they turn around and decided to make Teen Titans into the bloodiest edge piece yet. gently caress Batman, indeed. Deakul fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Jul 19, 2018 |
# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 16:39 |
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Who would ever want anything Jhonen Vasquez makes? everyone
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 02:39 |
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Looks like it's going to be all style over substance, looks pretty awful.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2018 17:24 |
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Seriously, what the hell is that accent Hardy is going for? He sounds like Simple Jack. The final part of the trailer with the... uh... joke... reminded me so much of something out of The Room. This looks like total rear end. Deakul fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Jul 31, 2018 |
# ¿ Jul 31, 2018 15:12 |
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DC Murderverse posted:it's sitting at three positive reviews on Rotten Tomatoes, but here's the paragraph from one of them defending/excusing the content of the movie, and quite possible the worst footnote I've ever seen: This sounds hilarious.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 15:02 |
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Slutitution posted:Can we please keep the hilarious hot takes like this in the Star Wars threads? It's bait. He's not wrong though. Aside from Rose and Mary Poppins Leia, TLJ was fantastic.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2018 17:16 |
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Okay, now it looks like a Shane Black film. God drat am I on board.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2018 19:31 |
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GrandpaPants posted:Doesn't have the mohawk though so... The helmet literally has the mohawk.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 14:46 |
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Taintrunner posted:Yeah absolutely nothing has changed in history, politics, or culture from the 90s until now, that might make “heroic fighter pilot” about as grossly out of touch as Spider-Man being buddy buddy with the cops and setting up a mass surveillance network on the civilian populace in the latest PS4 game.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2018 01:23 |
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This thread is a danger zone.
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2018 19:10 |
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Hello this movie is actually going to be good Ugh, fine, I'm on board god drat it. gently caress.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 17:28 |
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LesterGroans posted:He speaks a bit in the premiere, but other than that he doesn't. He's kind of backgrounded and more like a silent protector in some episodes. What the gently caress.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2018 01:29 |
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clown shoes posted:Sometimes dead is better. drat, this looks good. April though? poo poo.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2018 01:02 |
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The MSJ posted:
I am looking forward to a new adaptation of Sabrina the Teenage Witch starring god damned ...Sally Draper? The gently caress.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2018 17:43 |
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The intro for The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2018 19:56 |
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I am ready for Deadpoo...kemon.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2018 19:40 |
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Democratic Pirate posted:I appreciate that the filmmakers recognize that most Pokémon would look quite freaky in real life, but only pulled the lever about 25% as far as they could have. Oh please oh please, I want to see a life action Gengar or Ghastly.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2018 01:07 |
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caligulamprey posted:The idea of Tim Burton doing anything in the present bothers me so much i'ma drop the trailer for the new Leprechaun movie here as a palate cleanser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feLo5dq_hMY This looks loving hilarious, I'm on board.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2018 19:27 |
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Vintersorg posted:It's a tired and cliche line about all DC movies being grimdark hellscapes. Hes not wrong though.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2018 03:04 |
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Well, that looks beautiful.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2018 23:38 |
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Jutsuka posted:'Legend of the Guardians' came out in 2010 and still looks better than most of these 'live action' remakes Disney keeps making. You may actually be blind.
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2018 02:39 |
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His face looks... really off. Like they didn't have to add any prosthetics or make up besides the red paint to his face and it'd have been fine.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2018 19:14 |
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feedmyleg posted:This was me on the Predator trailer What, you didn't approve of the weaponized autism storyline? Or the fact that every single character only existed to provide quips?
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2018 21:27 |
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Vintersorg posted:Well, here we go. Well, this looks completely garbage. Seems like the people behind it don't even know what MIB is about. They're supposed to be low key, they should be able to blend in with the every man. This... just looks like they checked off everything they saw in the lovely sequels(MIB3 was actually pretty decent though) and that's it. But, Hemsworth and Thompson should be fun I guess? They had great chemistry in Thor Ragnarok.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2018 18:12 |
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Because this incarnation of Spider-Man loving owns?
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2019 17:37 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:Ernie Hudson will audition to reprise his role but instead they will cast Kevin Hart in old man makeup. I hope not, he's great on Grace & Frankie. Dude's still got it.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2019 15:34 |
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I mean Vin Diesel is a self-proclaimed D&D nerd... Riddick is his character.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2019 17:16 |
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The MSJ posted:Pet Semetary trailer 2 Oh poo poo co- wait what... it's on a loving timer?
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2019 03:38 |