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whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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I mean there’s a lot of sexist stuff from Monty Python that looks even worse in our current time, so it’s not that surprising.

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whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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I want to see a modernized take on Robin Hood where he’s a MAGA chud who robs the globalist elite to give to his upper middle class gated subdivision.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Addams Family Values

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Woof

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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morestuff posted:

This is as far as I got



There Will Be Blood sequel looking good

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Just get Ben Schwartz in a blue hedgehog costume against green screen

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Whiteness is mutable and relative. Italians weren’t white 100 years ago.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Using that as my D&D alignment chart next time I run a game

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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I love all the actors in it individually, but as a cast/story it just reeks of White Dudes Being Important.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Didn’t Fraser have a bad back injury?

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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It’s more interesting than The Witcher trailer at least

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Macross Plus is the best Bryan Cranston vehicle. Change my mind.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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I can't believe they're naming the nurse character after a black slang term. Talk about cultural appropriation.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Honestly I’m bummed that Goggins would work with Gibson :(

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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I’m down for any Goggins vehicle that doesn’t costar Mel Gibson.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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I assume the pitch was just this written on a piece of paper.

Predator + Mortal Kombat + Nic Cage = $$$

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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6) Are mustaches unironically back in style?

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Nobody, but Odenkirk does it as Gene the manager at Cinnabon

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Blair Witch + Midsommar looks okay?

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Vegetable posted:

I definitely enjoyed War Horse way more than every single person I've met. There should still be space in our cynical culture for some hokey rear end poo poo, damnit :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPNyNr2Kp4w

Did you mean Wah Hass?

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Dillbag posted:

I can only imagine people who saw Cronenberg's Crash instead of Haggis's Crash by mistake. Kind of like my friends in junior high that snuck into Naked Lunch thinking they were going to see some titties.

When I was a little kid, I wanted to rent The Pink Panther film because I liked the TV cartoon. My dad tried to talk me out of it because he knew the cover was misleading, but I insisted and he relented.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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By coincidence, I just listened to the History of English Podcast episode on Sir Gawain and the Green Knight. The whole series is great if you're at all into history or language, but this episode goes over the poem the story comes from.

https://historyofenglishpodcast.com/2019/11/25/episode-131-sir-gawain-and-the-green-knight/

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Ghostbusters was primarily a comedy but it also took the paranormal seriously. That’s part of what made the comedy work!

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Yeah more Knives Out Daniel Craig and less Bond Craig

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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They should’ve used another question word for the tag line.

“How is the Matrix?”

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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That doesn’t look like Zion at all

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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In my head canon, Pee Wee’s Playhouse is just one version of fake reality made by The Matrix so Cowboy Curtis is who Morpheus thought he was before waking up.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Yup those sure are superhero movies

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Haven’t polls shown more people believe in ghosts now than in the 80s?

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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It’s A Christmas Story for young GenX and elder Millennials

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Interstellar Elites here to destroy our way of life

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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But are you not entertained?

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Even the original run of Arrested Development has not aged well.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Shut up about space fight movie rankings in here you insufferable dummies

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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I’d rather have a King of the Hill movie

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Spartans have hosed up morals for sure

https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/identities/2018/1/19/16897722/sexual-abuse-usa-gymnastics-larry-nassar-explained

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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Phrasing!

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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On the other hand, no one is gonna out-suave Julia so you might as well go a different direction

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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I do think Ana de Armas and her playing off the family as well as Craig is a big part of why the original worked

Her groundedness balanced out Craig’s scenery chewing

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whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


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A Christmas Story is one of my least favorite movies. Congrats to the actors getting work though!

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