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Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo
That Predator trailer is almost as baller as the movie poster released with it. Sold.

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Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

muscles like this! posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab6rslFsr_M
Maybe it's just me but it sounds like Matt Smith's American accent is just him doing an Aaron Eckhart impression.

This actually looks interesting, and not just because of Stanley Tucci.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

Is this a kinky documentary on white guilt or something

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

Deakul posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5dIwGAYcWk

DC doubling down on making everything grimdark.

And doubling down on making everything pure trash too.

How gently caress does Akiva Goldsman still get work Hollywood after all these years, I mean seriously just look at his lovely resume

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

holy loving poo poo

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

Brought to you by the studio behind the historic The Emoji Movie, ladies and gentlemen.

:suicide:

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

feedmyleg posted:

Yuck.

To each their own, but I find that visual style extremely unappealing. And that writing style. And that directing style.

Oh well, Disney has done a superb job in breaking me of my Star Wars habit over the past few years and this is just another nail in the coffin. Literally the only thing I've enjoyed from their stewardship is The Last Jedi because it's the only one that took any kind of risk or had anything interesting to say.

Can we please keep the hilarious hot takes like this in the Star Wars threads? It's bait.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

LesterGroans posted:

The new film from Jeremy Saulnier, director of Blue Ruin and Green Room.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvgH47Ek54M

:tviv:

This looks quite intense.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

The Peccadillo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QzwG_JP1rA

I thought the Gaddafi in this was just straight up a guy wearing a Point Break style rubber Gaddafi mask, but I mistook the collar for a seam

I bet $20 this film will whitewash both Hillary's and Obama's role in getting Gaddafi murdered and in destroying Libya altogether for generations to come.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50_Ala5BKBo

:discourse:

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo
Predator was always stupid fun since 1987 in a good way.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

I consider the original to be one of the tightest, most suspenseful, and well directed action films ever made. Stupid is usually the last word on my mind after I watch it.

Oh I agree, I was mostly referring to the locker room banter in the new trailer as well as in the original film.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

military propaganda machine running full steam

Yep. I wouldn't be surprised if these garbage films have a bullshit "dedicated to McCain" at the end or something. The Gerard Butler one looks like #Resistance fan-fiction from front to back. It's shameful.

And Hollywood has always been pro-military and pro-CIA.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

I wish it were as simple as mere endorsement, but in actuality the DOD heavily invests in the studio system at nearly all levels in order to produce certain optics regarding the US military and its presence internationally.

I know. This is the main reason why Guillermo Del Toro refused to have the military in the first Pacific Rim movie. He didn't want to make "military porn" like the Transformers movies; I'll always have respect for him after that.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

Wheat Loaf posted:

I wonder what will break first. His voice? Or his body?

Nobody cared about him before he put on the mask.


Hakkesshu posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwZEdpe3N9g

Rise of the Planet of the Apes director making what looks like an XCOM 2 movie starring John Goodman and Vera Farmiga. Kinda into it.

Oh poo poo. Sold.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

CelticPredator posted:

Johnny Depp goddamn sucks.

Thats what Dumbledore said.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo
wait so why do we hate Johnny Depp now

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

Wheat Loaf posted:

Beat his wife.

J.K. Rowling is cool with it.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

As far as I know, Depp and Heard are cool now, and if JK Rowling is okay with it along with the cast, then yeah, I don't see a problem here.

Call me old school, but I believe in forgiveness, and holding grudges just leads to despair.

Tim Whatley posted:

New Creed II trailer. gently caress yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS2nfJ6LVNg

Oh my God. Did anyone else cum in their pants when Dolph Lundgren showed up?

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

Electronico6 posted:

She doesn't have Khaleesi's strong eyebrow game to at least make her terrible acting amusing to watch.

So it's perfect for an X-Men movie then?

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

LOL why didn't they just cancel this bullshit

"The reign of the middle aged white man is over"

uhhh.... America put bros before hoes in 2016, miss fictional madam president

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jedit posted:

Because it was going to be the final season anyway and pre-production was already underway. Basically you're saying "lol why didn't they just make 200 people lose their jobs instead of 1?"

Pretty much. It would be like finishing the last GoT season without Dinklage or Emilia Clarke. It's just stupid.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

The end of America is definitely being televised.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

Harry Lime posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g09a9laLh0k

This is going to be interesting, if it whitewashes the horror Cheney unleashed on the world it will be unwatchable despite what looks like some excellent performances.

I guess it was only a matter of time before Hollywood was going to glamorize Dick Cheney.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

LesterGroans posted:

I really doubt Adam McKay is going to glamorize Cheney. I'd be surprised if he comes even close to the slightly sympathetic Bush in W.

Making a movie about this piece of poo poo at all is glamorizing him.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

The MSJ posted:

Dirty Harry carrying some dirty cargo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_QksSzK7sI

Ummm..... Holy poo poo?

Sold day one.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

Hat Thoughts posted:

unbelievable... a real shocker in tone & plot from must-see veteran director Eastwood

Sure, but we’ve never seen Clint Eastwood destroy a Cartel before. Who doesn’t want to see that?

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I wanna see the movie where The Cartel tortures and kills his old rear end.

You can't torture and kill someone who is superhuman.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

It Just Got Worse posted:

I'm imagining someone sliding a DVD with "Hola" written on it in sharpie under Scott Eastwood's door.

He's going to be like Alejandro in Sicario.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

kiimo posted:

Okay I need to work for Netflix. Being paid stupid money to whip together poo poo like that sounds like a breeze.

Make sure to start a Union there after you arrive.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

Steve Yun posted:

He’s half black. There seems to be a big split on twitter about whether that’s good or bad

Well luckily twitter is on the case here.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

Proteus Jones posted:

When did this happen? As far as I know S02 was just as popular as S01.

I don't know if ST's popularity declined or not with S02, but its quality definitely did.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

kanonvandekempen posted:

I don't have anywhere else to ask this, but has youtube started playing double ads for anyone else in recent days? I've never seen this before. As in: watch add for 5 seconds, skip add, go straight into the next one, skip it after 5 seconds and then onto the video clip you wanted to see.

You'd think with all that ad revenue they would fix the loving display of dark colors on there

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

Late-stage Capitalism, the Movie.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo
Ryan Reynold's snarky smugness isn't the problem here, the PIkachu movie is. He should replace his agent immediately.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

CelticPredator posted:

What are you talking about, it’s going to be massive lmao

I never said the dumb masses out there don't like bad movies; just look at Michael Bay's career success, for instance.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

lmfao

Terminator Genisys has just found its competition as the the most shameless, soulless, cash grabbing, beat-for-beat remake of a classic in living memory

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

lol this looks so loving terrible and forced

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

Vintersorg posted:

Well, here we go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV-WEb2oxLk

Excited to see Hemsworth ham it up again.

Holy gently caress this looks even worse than the Hellboy reboot :barf:

2019 Hollywood is off to a good start, I see.

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Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

teagone posted:

Hello thread, I recut the Hellboy trailer last night. Tried to make it less joke-y.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXNWr8UV500

Dude..... how the gently caress aren't you working in Hollywood...

This just shows you how editing can make an incredibly cringe trailer into a really good one.

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