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Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43683687

quote:

Several people have been killed in the city of Muenster, in western Germany, after a van drove into pedestrians.

The driver of the vehicle has killed himself, police said, without providing further details. They are not looking for more suspects.

About 30 people are reported injured in the incident, which occurred near the Kiepenkerl statue in the old town. Some are said to be in a serious condition.

Seriously though, there has to be a more effective weapon than a truck.

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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Mu Zeta posted:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43683687


Seriously though, there has to be a more effective weapon than a truck.

I heard guns work good

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
30 injured instead of 30 dead

Can't wait for the lets ban vans Facebook posts

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
I would have least glued nails to the front of the truck or something like that.

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011

Mu Zeta posted:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43683687


Seriously though, there has to be a more effective weapon than a truck.

it worked on the driver, he apparently shot himself

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/TrouveManolo/status/982640094938124288

e: another angle

unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Apr 7, 2018

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I bet he could have done better if he had those rotating spike spears attached to the wheels.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



do u know jenny posted:

30 injured instead of 30 dead



Uh, Yeah, but "Several people have been killed", so....

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

The Bananana posted:

Uh, Yeah, but "Several people have been killed", so....

and "injured" can mean anything from stubbing a toe while jumping out of the way to ending up quadriplegic or a vegetable

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
The driver killing himself doesn't ring like an islam thing. Maybe it's a white guy for a change

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011

unpacked robinhood posted:

The driver killing himself doesn't ring like an islam thing. Maybe it's a white guy for a change

d&d is probably already jumping for joy and sending up their prayers to the almighty Piss Tape for this to be the case

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

30 injured? drat this worked so much better in the simulator.

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich
a muslim did a terrorism?

Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

BAN ASSAULT VANS

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

I accept your offering.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

do u know jenny posted:

Can't wait for the lets ban vans Facebook posts

Can't wait for the lets ban Facebook van posts

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



This wouldn’t have happened if the pedestrians had cars.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
europe needs to get their burst water pipes under control

Nill
Aug 24, 2003

Demand transparent buildings in city centres. Give these trucks no corner to hide behind.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
maybe it'll be another vegan peta nut, making the count of vegan peta terrorists 2 and nra terrorists 0

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

If only that crowd of people had a van...

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Dunno if this is legit http://www.sueddeutsche.de/panorama/muenster-auto-faehrt-in-menschenmenge-tote-und-verletzte-1.3935533

quote:

Nach Informationen von SZ, NDR und WDR gibt es keine Hinweise auf einen terroristischen Hintergrund. Beim mutmaßlichen Täter soll es sich um einen Deutschen handeln, der psychisch auffällig war.

machine translation> According to information from SZ, NDR and WDR, there is no evidence of a terrorist background. The alleged perpetrator should be a German who was psychologically conspicuous.

Tallgeese
May 11, 2008

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR


unpacked robinhood posted:

machine translation> According to information from SZ, NDR and WDR, there is no evidence of a terrorist background. The alleged perpetrator should be a German who was psychologically conspicuous.

"Should be", eh?

I didn't know German newspeople read DnD.

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Badly translated, it reads "apparently"

Nill
Aug 24, 2003

Romanian TV on point with the first pics of the driver.

Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007

Nill posted:

Romanian TV on point with the first pics of the driver.


Well, he finally won't be getting away with it ever again.

Tallgeese
May 11, 2008

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR


Nucleic Acids posted:

Well, he finally won't be getting away with it ever again.

They finally caught Hyde!

edit: he got away

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

DoctorStrangelove posted:

If only that crowd of people had a van...
The best they could get was a von.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

I'm just happy we're not in america cuz then it'd be a guy with an assault rifle killing a dozen people every single week

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

it worked on the driver, he apparently shot himself

Why not just use the gun to kill people? What a dumb rear end.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
guys w/ bad hair are REALLY commonly murderers. watchlist bad hair men.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Tallgeese posted:

"Should be", eh?

They mistranslated "soll", which is kind of a hosed up verb to translate.

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

This proves gun control doesn't work :smug:

Tallgeese
May 11, 2008

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR


Arrhythmia posted:

They mistranslated "soll", which is kind of a hosed up verb to translate.

Cool, so what's the German for "sarcasm"?

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Tallgeese posted:

Cool, so what's the German for "sarcasm"?

interestingly, it doesn't exist

Tallgeese
May 11, 2008

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR


That explains so, so much.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

Tallgeese posted:

That explains so, so much.

sarcasm is pelzig ya goofs

Tallgeese
May 11, 2008

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR


Mnoba posted:

sarcasm is pelzig ya goofs

Should I ask why the third result for that on DuckDuckGo is a furry?

Are you trying to cheat me again?

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mnoba posted:

maybe it'll be another vegan peta nut, making the count of vegan peta terrorists 2 and nra terrorists 0

my crazy libertarian friend had the same line yesterday so what right wing watering hole is spreading this one around

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Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Ban vegetables imo.

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