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A hearty welcome to: Buffalo Ottawa Arizona Montreal Detroit Vancouver Chicago Rangers Edmonton Islanders Carolina Calgary Dallas St Louis Florida THESE TEAMS COULDN'T GET PAST ROUND 1 Los Angeles Kings (Killed by: Anaheim Ducks (Killed by: Minnesota Wild (killed by: New Jersey Devils (killed by: Philadelphia Flyers (killed by: Colorado Avalanche (killed by: Columbus Blue Jackets (killed by: Toronto Maple Leafs (killed by: ROUND 2 LOSERS: Boston Bruins (killed by: San Jose Sharks (killed by: Pittsburgh Penguins (killed by: Nashville Predators (killed by: SO CLOSE YET SO FAR (conference finals): Winnipeg Jets (killed by: Tampa Bay Lightning (killed by: SNATCHED AWAY (Finals): Vegas Golden Knights (Killed by: iospace fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Jun 8, 2018 |
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Is Ottawa's 1st rounder that's going to Colorado able to be protected before or after the lottery?
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Apr 8, 2018 19:07
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I didn't know Bergevin decided who plays what positions on the line now.
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Apr 9, 2018 05:33
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Zodijackylite posted:It's pretty surprising how bad the Islanders have been, considering Snow has been very good at drafting and trading. They drafted four NHL regulars in each of 2008 and 2009, another two in 2010, and have consistently found talent in the first round. The only bust so far was Griffin Reinhart*, who was flipped for the pick that took Barzal. (*Dal Colle might be a bust, too, I'm not sure.) When you're able to go to the GM of the Oilers and go "Here, hold my beer. You just gave me a 2nd round pick for that beer", it's easy.
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Apr 9, 2018 23:14
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Neodoomium posted:Piped in crowd noise is some Vince McMahon bullshit, not something a functional NHL team does. The Atlanta Falcons, an NFL team, got caught doing that.
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Apr 12, 2018 06:11
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Oilers are going to trade away McDavid for prospects and pics to *checks notes* the Habs, where he does terrible shortly after the trade, ultimately missing the playoffs, again. A third team, *checks notes again* the Lightning, pull off one of the pieces from the Oilers for more prospects. Unlike Colorado, the Oilers proceed to be a lottery team, again.
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Apr 13, 2018 02:02
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Who was reffing tonight?
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Apr 22, 2018 22:52
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LumpyGumby posted:I'm not. I'm proud of them. Between getting the youngest team, several first round picks, Cale Makar and Commit Timmins coming up on defense, and having a good bit of salary space, I'm pumped for the future. Not to mention that you guys, except game 6, gave the Preds a drat good run for their money. Game 2 and Game 5 were probably peak playoff hockey without it going to OT.
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Apr 23, 2018 13:58
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Jamwad Hilder posted:Yeah, even if they get a healthy Varlamov (ha ha) and Makar decides to go pro, the roster is basically unchanged from both their success this year and being absolute garbage the year before. I think MacKinnon and Rantanen are elite players but I don't know that they replicate the success they had this year - it's really hard to do for even the best players. They dumped Duchene and picked up Girard, and have an extra first rounder coming up.
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Apr 23, 2018 18:39
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I am perfectly fine with Hall or MacK getting the Hart. Both of them carried their teams to the post-season. Now watch they both poach enough votes from each other and Kopitar wins.
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Apr 28, 2018 06:11
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yellowcar posted:I can't wait for Bergevin to gently caress it all up. 
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Apr 29, 2018 01:07
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DJExile posted:That goaltending's a little suspect but man compared to recent USA rosters it's a beauty There is a better US goaltender but he's currently occupied, so they had to make do.
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Apr 30, 2018 13:34
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https://twitter.com/mirtle/status/991030590852841472
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Apr 30, 2018 20:12
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Scaramouche posted:Is more hope-before-it-is-crushed news for Vancouver, Pettersson won 3 out of 4 of the major SHL awards: best rookie, best forward, and league mvp. The one he missed was the gold helmet(?) which is voted on by the players, which means he is obviously a locker room cancer. He'll get traded to Nashville for *checks notes* a bag of pucks.
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May 1, 2018 21:07
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Hi Boston
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May 6, 2018 22:58
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Schlesische posted:The Oilers systemically failed to develop any of their prospects and eventually lucked out in finding literally the only one who didn't need any development. How long have they had their current AHL team?
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May 7, 2018 01:48
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AsInHowe posted:What is going on here? Watch the rope and where it hits.
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May 7, 2018 01:55
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Hi San Jose
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May 7, 2018 03:13
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stab posted:Hi Pittsburgh.
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May 8, 2018 03:02
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CBJSprague24 posted:Your attention, please. Against Washington no less.
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May 8, 2018 03:05
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Jamwad Hilder posted:Get hosed Pittsburgh. Whoever wins the Cup now is Cool. Agreed, even if it is the Jets (though they're last in my preference list at the moment, but that's also because the obvious). e: actually they're 2nd last, last is the Bolts because they already have a Cup.
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May 8, 2018 03:08
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLBO4_Aw4Qg
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May 8, 2018 16:47
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Not enough goalies in the HoF.
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May 8, 2018 17:30
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JoelJoel posted:We get the post mortum on Kessel yet? He look like he was being held together with duct tape and fixed that for you
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May 8, 2018 23:17
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Hello Darkness My Old Friend.
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May 11, 2018 03:37
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That said, if anyone believes they have a better joke "killed by" than what I have in the OP for their team, let me know. Avalanche, Kings, Bruins, and Preds are fixed though.
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May 11, 2018 03:37
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bizarre deformity posted:It's gonna be hilarious when Rinne wins the Vezina over Hellebuyck, and by hilarious I mean sad You could tell towards the end of the season he was coming back to earth, given how hard it was to clinch.
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May 11, 2018 03:45
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Sharks Eat Bear posted:Clutch is real and Rinne is the opposite Shame Matt Murray doesn't have MAF backing him up if he gets hurt again. e: I responded as if the Pens were in the playoffs. They're not. 
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May 11, 2018 05:56
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Drunk Canuck posted:We're winning the cup, babyyyy By way of Sbisa, right?
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May 11, 2018 16:24
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https://twitter.com/josefnewgarden/status/994959813594550272
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May 11, 2018 16:43
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That is so 90s it hurts.
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May 11, 2018 17:05
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Stretch Marx posted:Dubas do the needful. Trade Matthews to *checks notes* Carolina for the corpse of Cam Ward.
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May 11, 2018 17:42
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32 is a good equilibrium anyway it feels. As for the other sports, no word on NBA but MLB is looking to add two teams, mostly so they can do away with year-round interleague.
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May 15, 2018 00:52
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AsInHowe posted:How long until McDavid gets traded to a team for spare parts? When his NTC expires.
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May 17, 2018 18:42
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I blame McDavid
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May 18, 2018 02:56
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eXXon posted:Actually Lou is still working for the Leafs. He just went over to get a head start on luring Tavares home where he belongs. Worked well with Stamkos
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May 22, 2018 14:40
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JoelJoel posted:That Gourd whiff though. I think that was entirely on Djoos obstructing Gord's stick juuuuuuuuuust long enough that the wiff happened.
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May 24, 2018 06:27
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Also, what killed the Lightning?
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May 24, 2018 06:27
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paging CBJ: please list some of the petty poo poo Ohio State has done in regards to the jackets
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May 29, 2018 02:00
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Vegas has 50 mil on the books for next year. Lets assume the cap is 80 mil. Thats 30 mil to spend EK is a free agent, so they don't need to worry about the EK/Ryan package deal.
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May 30, 2018 15:37
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