PYF AUG: you don't get to see her chew the MLP figurine.

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AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Calling Sunny Balwani a �boytoy� kind of minimizes how much of a shitbag he was all on his own. But I do think she brought him into Theranos (they had been dating for a while before she started it) both for his money and because he was equally ruthless and willing to be a complete rear end in a top hat to people, whereas she gained some plausible deniability.

# ? Apr 9, 2019 23:24

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 13:36

gleebster: Dec 16, 2006; Only a howler; Pillbug

green chicken feet posted:

Lady Theranos and Fyre Fest Guy should team up with Pharma Bro to form a capitalist villain supergroup.

The US Chamber of Commerce already exists.

# ? Apr 10, 2019 00:10

aardwolf: Apr 27, 2013

The Bloop posted:

what the gently caress is going on with the heel on that shoe

Sega loves making addons that fracture their own market :shrug:

# ? Apr 10, 2019 01:34

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

aardwolf posted:

Sega loves making addons that fracture their own market

MegaHeel 32x CD and Knuckles

# ? Apr 10, 2019 04:03

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

So did everyone miss the real reason the shoe pic was posted or are you all just being polite?

# ? Apr 10, 2019 06:06

Cephalectomy: Jun 8, 2007

Knormal posted:

So did everyone miss the real reason the shoe pic was posted or are you all just being polite?

I know dude that tile is hideous

# ? Apr 10, 2019 06:36

M_Sinistrari: Sep 5, 2008; Do you like scary movies?

Cephalectomy posted:

I know dude that tile is hideous

There's also that floor grate needs a wipe down and that rug needs a washing.

# ? Apr 10, 2019 06:38

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

That turd wasn�t even impressive it didn�t even form a ringer or the amazing double ringer.

# ? Apr 10, 2019 07:04

Anarchist Mae: Nov 5, 2009; by Reene; Lipstick Apathy

LingcodKilla posted:

That turd wasn�t even impressive it didn�t even form a ringer or the amazing double ringer.

I like to think it keeps going for miles down the drain.

# ? Apr 10, 2019 08:52

ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

The lack of toilet paper is a nice touch.

# ? Apr 10, 2019 11:36

Anarchist Mae: Nov 5, 2009; by Reene; Lipstick Apathy

They've laid an egg in the toilet, soon thousands of its offspring will crawl out and take photos of their weirdly shaped footwear.

# ? Apr 10, 2019 11:51

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

turd enormous, so what

# ? Apr 10, 2019 12:40

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

This poop thread now

# ? Apr 10, 2019 13:01

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

This poop thread now

But you've been posting here since May last year.

# ? Apr 10, 2019 15:36

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

jobson groeth posted:

But you've been posting here since May last year.

# ? Apr 10, 2019 15:57

Sleve McDichael: Feb 11, 2019; ~nice~

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

This poop thread now

Excellent name/post combo

# ? Apr 10, 2019 19:14

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

News from the comedy world: back in 1984, a comedian named Tommy Cooper made headlines when he died onstage and the audience laughed, thinking it was part of his act. Now another comedian named Ian Cognito has gone the same way in the UK: "The comic is said to have "sat on a chair and laid back for five minutes" during his show at the The Atic bar in Bicester on Thursday. Audience members told the BBC they thought his silence was "part of the act" and had continued to laugh, unaware he had fallen ill."

AWKWARD

# ? Apr 12, 2019 14:57

text me a vag pic: May 18, 2007

# ? Apr 12, 2019 15:57

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

News from the comedy world: back in 1984, a comedian named Tommy Cooper made headlines when he died onstage and the audience laughed, thinking it was part of his act. Now another comedian named Ian Cognito has gone the same way in the UK: "The comic is said to have "sat on a chair and laid back for five minutes" during his show at the The Atic bar in Bicester on Thursday. Audience members told the BBC they thought his silence was "part of the act" and had continued to laugh, unaware he had fallen ill."

AWKWARD

Same thing kinda happened to Redd Foxx.

quote:

Foxx was stricken at 4:10 p.m. while rehearsing a scene for the series on a studio sound stage, said Rachel McCallister, a spokeswoman for the program. The rehearsal was halted after the actor collapsed. There was no audience present.

"They were rehearsing on the set and clowning around, and Redd was sort of breaking people up when he collapsed," said McCallister. "They all thought he was joking around at first, and then they called the paramedics."

I mean, everyone had to have seen this coming.

# ? Apr 12, 2019 16:01

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

News from the comedy world: back in 1984, a comedian named Tommy Cooper made headlines when he died onstage and the audience laughed, thinking it was part of his act. Now another comedian named Ian Cognito has gone the same way in the UK: "The comic is said to have "sat on a chair and laid back for five minutes" during his show at the The Atic bar in Bicester on Thursday. Audience members told the BBC they thought his silence was "part of the act" and had continued to laugh, unaware he had fallen ill."

AWKWARD

This guy, I tell ya! He takes his comedy so seriously, when he dies on stage, he really dies on stage! *adjusts tie Dangerfieldishly*

# ? Apr 12, 2019 19:26

Coxswain Balls: Jun 4, 2001

quote:

Mr Bird said Cognito had even joked about his health during his set, telling the audience: "Imagine if I died in front of you lot here."

Audience member John Ostojak said: "Only 10 minutes before he sat down he joked about having a stroke. "He said, 'imagine having a stroke and waking up speaking Welsh'." Mr Ostojak said: "We came out feeling really sick, we just sat there for five minutes watching him, laughing at him."

Mr Bird said dying on stage would have been the way the veteran comic "would have wanted to go", "except he'd want more money and a bigger venue".

lol god drat, just laughing at a corpse for five minutes straight

# ? Apr 12, 2019 19:51

Cool Dad: Jun 15, 2007; It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Coxswain Balls posted:

lol god drat, just laughing at a corpse for five minutes straight

Oh like I did when McCain died

# ? Apr 12, 2019 19:57

Tubgoat: Jun 30, 2013; by sebmojo

Coxswain Balls posted:

lol god drat, just laughing at a corpse for five minutes straight

Rakdos gettin' back to their roots in the latest iteration of Ravnica.

# ? Apr 12, 2019 20:02

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Pastry of the Year posted:

Same thing kinda happened to Redd Foxx.

I mean, everyone had to have seen this coming.

But did he announce it was The Big One?

# ? Apr 12, 2019 20:36

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

Oh like I did when McCain died

5 minutes? Lol, I'm still laughing at his stupid dead rear end.

# ? Apr 12, 2019 21:02

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Apr 12, 2019 21:35

RickVoid: Oct 21, 2010

Cursed Image.

# ? Apr 12, 2019 21:46

Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

# ? Apr 12, 2019 21:49

rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

Sponge Baathist posted:

This better not be a thumbnail for an LA Beast video.

# ? Apr 12, 2019 21:49

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

Tetracube posted:

What in the gently caress

# ? Apr 12, 2019 21:52

La Brea Carpet: Nov 22, 2007; I have no mouth and I must post

Tetracube posted:

Welp my zombie costume is complete

# ? Apr 12, 2019 22:08

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Hi, just driving by and I have to ask what post inspired the title change because that's kind of baffling*.

*like a lot of this thread. See above.

# ? Apr 12, 2019 22:12

RickVoid: Oct 21, 2010

Tetracube posted:

Oh god a pua kill it with fire

# ? Apr 12, 2019 22:15

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

marshmallow creep posted:

Hi, just driving by and I have to ask what post inspired the title change because that's kind of baffling*.

*like a lot of this thread. See above.

text me a vag pic posted:

wrong.

there is no god.

# ? Apr 12, 2019 22:18

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Thank you?

# ? Apr 12, 2019 22:47