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Gerblyn posted:I think she’s stood in a harness you use to inseminate cows, and his glove is also part of that procedure. "Squeeze chute," I think. They are used for anything that the cow would object to, such as inoculations and pouring stuff on their spines. But not for branding, because they castrate the males at the same time and can't reach properly in a chute. eta: wow, great snipe.
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Weird way to announce your dick doesn’t work
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Bobby Digital posted:Weird way to announce your dick doesn’t work Well Mr. Dick-Malfunction-Knower, how would you do it??
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Gerblyn posted:I think she’s stood in a harness you use to inseminate cows, and his glove is also part of that procedure. The farmer reaches way up the cow's rectum to determine whether or not the cow has taken. That's what the super-long glove is for - there's a lot of lube involved. You made me search for this. You ever be sitting around with a bunch of your friends, sharing anecdotes about what you do? And then a few beers in, a few bong rips, the freestyling starts, and the silly ideas come forth? This is what happens when some dingdong lacks the judgement to leave this one in the 'ol noggin. I mean, no doubt it was hilarious at 2AM...but there should have been a good friend there the next day to remind him how the morning sun strips the hilarity out of such things. There will come a day when they both regret that photo. It may be here.already. PainterofCrap has a new favorite as of 23:38 on Jul 8, 2021 |
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PainterofCrap posted:The farmer reaches way up the cow's rectum to determine whether or not the cow has taken. That's what the super-long glove is for - there's a lot of lube involved. GIS cow palpation
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Tubgoat posted:Well Mr. Dick-Malfunction-Knower, how would you do it?? I tell people I have an SA account
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:GIS cow palpation gently caress you, I was suckered in once today 
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Tubgoat posted:Well Mr. Dick-Malfunction-Knower, how would you do it??
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Bobby Digital posted:Weird way to announce your dick doesn’t work Weirder way to broadcast that your wife is into fisting
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:"I just switched to delestrogen" 😏
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Tubgoat posted:Is that some delicious form of estrogen? I’ve heard of titty skittles, but this is ridiculous
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Tubgoat posted:Is that some delicious form of estrogen?  (for injections, not like that)
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Some effort went into staging this
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PainterofCrap posted:You ever be sitting around with a bunch of your friends, sharing anecdotes about what you do? And then a few beers in, a few bong rips, the freestyling starts, and the silly ideas come forth? You’ve apparently never spent much time in the rural South, where this picture is definitely hanging on the wall of their house and every soon-to-be grandparent’s house as “so cute”. The child will be put in a baby cow costume to keep the joke going. Well, cow costume if it’s a girl and bull costume if it’s a boy because The Gender Binary must be respected and displayed at all times. The baby shower was probably livestock-themed as well, with the expectant mother receiving several troubling newborn onesies that say things like “Proof That My Daddy Doesn’t Shoot Blanks” or “I Cry Less Than A Democrat”.      
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The thought of putting a picture of trump on a baby is deeply disturbing to me.
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"I cry less than a democrat" Big fuckin' accomplishment there, slugger! Betchyer made of carbon and water, too!
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Tubgoat posted:"I cry less than a democrat" "More emotionally repressed than a democrat" Might wanna hold onto these guns of yours until you seek some mental health advise *yoink!*
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i dont cry and im a democrat and ive never seen a baby not cry. checkmate thiests
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I'm an anarchist and I cry all the time because it's an emotionally healthy thing to do
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I don't cry, I put on clown makeup and shoot at Batman, and when I get home I masturbate onto a Mufasa plush JUST LIKE JESUS COMMANDED.
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You guys are all wrong. It's a gender reveal party and he just ripped his arm out of her to reveal the blue glove. The first 45 minutes of the party were a little awkward while they were waiting for all the guests to arrive and he was chatting casually with family members arm deep up to the shoulder
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Its a bakery and that's a food handling glove but they can't fucken spell
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This is some old school aug
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If you say his name he shows up like Beetlejuice.
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MegaZone
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What is it about the photo that makes him look like a cardboard cutout?
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text me a vag pic posted:MegaZone
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Megazone!
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Lol I just noticed it’s a picture from OkCupid.
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this dude briefly had an account here. it went about as well as you’d expect
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drat, how many calzones do you have to eat before you get that nickname? Looks like a lot
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Brawnfire posted:drat, how many calzones do you have to eat before you get that nickname? Mega means 106.
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That's deep into the danger zone
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MegaZone, if you are reading this, know that I think your name is really cool.
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Our society really does a number on folks' psyches.
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Brawnfire posted:drat, how many calzones do you have to eat before you get that nickname? MegaP`zone
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