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Statutory Ape posted:Would like 2 know more pls looks like these are the backup pics http://acidcow.com/pics/6190-worst-possible-date-ever-10-pics.html
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has anyone said "with this thread" yet?
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Apr 25, 2018 16:39
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gently caress i almost spit my gum out at that last pic
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Papa Emeritus III posted:I'd just throw away the underwear and scrub my butt in the sink If you're talking about that pre-poo poo spray I bought some called Mask-A-Doo and it works pretty good. I bought it because everyone seems to be on the same poo poo schedule here. It also came with a mini bottle to bring to work.
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Lean forward. Reach behind and touch paper to butthole. Wipe in an upwards motion and discard paper as needed. Repeat until clean.
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Apr 25, 2018 16:48
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wipe toward the butthole from all sides of the butthole and continue the wiping motion when you encounter the butthole with a rolling motion of your hand so the toilet paper never crosses the butthole as this would carry waste to the other side of the butthole do this while remaining sitting. do not stand until waste is cleared from the butthole
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Apr 25, 2018 16:53
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Someone bought you another one of those AV's. Whoever this guardian angel is; I love you.
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fold construction paper in half “hamburger style” and place between cheeks flex to create a little gypsy moth you can hang on the fridge
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The Big Word posted:Thanks but I'm already pretty good at spraying my diapers the natural way You spray it at your bunghole so you don't need to get poop smears in your clean diapers
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Apr 25, 2018 17:34
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Haven’t seen this little guy before. My new favorite also 
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Apr 25, 2018 18:08
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Hey OP let's go out into the country and go dingleberry pickin'
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Papa Emeritus III posted:I'd just throw away the underwear and scrub my butt in the sink My roommate was at a tattoo shop getting her daughter's noise pierced for her birthday. She said it worked pretty well. She didn't want to reek up a bathroom that other people would have to use.
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Smelling another humans poo poo is a very intimate act, I'm not leaving the bathroom if my turd odor is still present unless its my hypothetical wife smelling those berries. The best way to wipe your rear end is to have a drone that sits inside the toilet bowl with an arm attachment that holds wet wipes, remote controlled asswipes baby.
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Communist Toast posted:The best way to wipe your rear end is to have a drone that sits inside the toilet bowl with an arm attachment that holds wet wipes, remote controlled asswipes baby. Get a bidet, jfc
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Apr 26, 2018 15:06
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Sorry I'm over here living in the loving future while your still spraying your rear end in a top hat with water like a cavemans
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Bored posted:My roommate was at a tattoo shop getting her daughter's noise pierced for her birthday. She said it worked pretty well. She didn't want to reek up a bathroom that other people would have to use. lol at everything here
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Apr 26, 2018 15:52
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I'm literally making GBS threads on a fancy space toilet right now.
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Apr 26, 2018 17:21
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Glorious Nipponese toilets that gently spray your nasties and make them feel good. Heated seat too. A++ would poo poo again
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Apr 26, 2018 17:25
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I wipe my butt on the floor like a dog does
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vyst posted:literally making GBS threads on a fancy space toilet This was originally gonna be my username but it got kicked back for having too many characters 
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Pine cones
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Wiping your arse is extremely gay OP
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RedLobster posted:Wiping your arse is extremely gay OP If your dingleberries arent the size of grapes you aint a man.
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Communist Toast posted:If your dingleberries arent the size of grapes you aint a man. When I'm bored I like to squeeze the juice out.
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Literally A Person posted:Someone bought you another one of those AV's. Whoever this guardian angel is; I love you.
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gary oldmans diary posted:i like the follow-up where you pretend it wasnt you. you spent $20 to try to compensate for not being able to come up with a comeback trust me theres plenty of ppl that cant stand your posting
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Apr 26, 2018 19:59
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The browner the dingleberry, the sweeter the juice.
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I can't decide if the unexpected pluralism of rear end wiping techniques displayed in this thread is a testament to our modern day democratic ways and cultural diversity or nature creating biodiversity to help humankind survive the passing of time, admittedly for incomprehensible reasons.
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Statutory Ape posted:trust me theres plenty of ppl that cant stand your posting     Cold as loving ice.
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Joe Mama Poonana posted:i have no experience on the matter but i bet you someone with the experience of licking ballbacks can probably pick up when they're licking the ballsack of a back to front wiper Seems like that’d only matter to a person that doesn’t eat rear end and anyone that doesn’t eat rear end is no concern of mine.
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Thoroughly. Front to back, back to front while sitting to get the majority of the mess, repeat the same while standing as many times as it takes for TP to come away white. I'm deeply uncomfortable if I do not wipe in this fashion.
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Statutory Ape posted:trust me theres plenty of ppl that cant stand your posting
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I want to shoot water straight up my rear end in a top hat but I’m 6’6” and also have an extremely elongate taint, and consequently I would like the toilet seat with the largest opening to accommodate both my Big Dick and unusually distant anus. It seems like the Brondell might be the worst in this regard and the Lotus the best with the Koehler somewhere in the middle? Currently just looking at Home Depot but I’m willing to expand my search.
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gary oldmans diary posted:2017 white noise got a crew i see ppl are accusing you of posting like poo poo in a thread about wiping your rear end and you still dont understand
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Statutory Ape posted:ppl are accusing you of posting like poo poo in a thread about wiping your rear end and you still dont understand  my red text is from someone who gets mad that i call him out on his poo poo threads but cant really argue with me. your red text is for poo poo posting. maybe youll understand that
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gary oldmans diary posted:calling yourself ppl now gary, I'm starting to think you are buying these AV's for yourself. It's the only explanation. It was unlikely that I'd spend tenbux on you, but twenty? No, goon sir. No.
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gary oldmans diary posted:calling yourself ppl now My av is because I asked somebody to make me a cyberpunk avatar but didn't format my post properly so they got mad lmbo
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