the police are problematic. on one hand they keep us safe but on the other

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cda: by Hand Knit

theyre sexy. put yoru gun down and stop protecting me. take your belt off. thanks.

# ? Apr 28, 2018 23:56

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cda: by Hand Knit

A person who protects me shoudl be ugly so I don't distract them by trying to have their babies

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# ? Apr 28, 2018 23:57

cda: by Hand Knit

wait, lets switch this thread up: what if cops like bagels instead of donuts. mods, please change the title of the thread.

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# ? Apr 28, 2018 23:57

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

thinking about an officer telling me to "put my hands up", then doing the opposite

# ? Apr 29, 2018 00:03

cda: by Hand Knit

Putty posted:

thinking about an officer telling me to "put my hands up", then doing the opposite

putting yoru feet up?

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# ? Apr 29, 2018 00:04

cda: by Hand Knit

"Put your feet up!" "Please have some tea!" "Enjoy this Hammock!"

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# ? Apr 29, 2018 00:05

cda: by Hand Knit

sorryf or the derail, this thread is about cops loving bagels instead of donuts

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# ? Apr 29, 2018 00:05

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

i love that cop's doniuts

# ? Apr 29, 2018 00:06

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

we usually call them donuts, but the word bagels is ok i guess too

# ? Apr 29, 2018 00:07

cda: by Hand Knit

a bagel is a donut you can marry - the cop code

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# ? Apr 29, 2018 00:10

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

spreading cream cheese on a bagel, suggestively

# ? Apr 29, 2018 00:17

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

you'll have to do a full-cavity search on me officer, who knows what paraphernalia i may be hiding

# ? Apr 29, 2018 00:17

krampster2

Putty posted:

thinking about an officer telling me to "put my hands up", then doing the opposite

down? like down their pants?

oh my gosh!

# ? Apr 29, 2018 02:25

Chasterson: by Nyc_Tattoo

Cops can eat it

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# ? Apr 30, 2018 10:01

Jezza of OZPOS: GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

cops arent cool

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# ? Apr 30, 2018 10:04

ScrubLeague

the thing is they never say "simon says" and they get real mad when you tell them you do'nt have to do that

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# ? Apr 30, 2018 10:08

redm

flipping off a cop and then lighting a cigarette

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# ? Apr 30, 2018 11:14

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Chasterson posted:

Cops can eat it

Mmmm yeah they can

# ? Apr 30, 2018 13:03

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

"Spread 'em!"

*Spreads legs/cream cheese*

# ? Apr 30, 2018 13:05

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Dunkin' Bagels. *It's worth the trip!

*No it's not, not really. LSD is worth the trip but not going to Dunkin' Bagels. Are you a cop? You have to tell me!

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# ? Apr 30, 2018 14:27

google THIS

You can't arrest me! I'm a seven-grain citizen!

# ? Apr 30, 2018 17:40

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

you have the right...to remain sexy and covered in slightly melted schmear. anything you say can and will be used against a bagel, seductively. you have the right to an attorney but only if they're also sexy and into bagelplay. if you cannot afford an attorney, we can head by the bagel shop and ask dieter if he wants to join in because he's kinda into this.

# ? Apr 30, 2018 19:28

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

going to einsteins bagels to report a crime.

officer, you stole my heart

# ? Apr 30, 2018 21:10

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

google THIS posted:

You can't arrest me! I'm a seven-grain citizen!

# ? Apr 30, 2018 21:11

the unabonger

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

cops arent cool

nah they hot af

# ? Apr 30, 2018 22:35

Macnult

*shooing away sexy cops*
�these bagels are for Wilbur only�

# ? Apr 30, 2018 22:37

cda: by Hand Knit

i flunked out posted:

nah they hot af

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# ? Apr 30, 2018 23:12

cda: by Hand Knit

on the one hand I want to the police to investigate the weird noise in the alleyway next to my house, on the other i want them to be so captivated by my naked silhouette in the window that the drop their jaws, and their guns, and find themselves knocking on my front door without even knowing how they got there

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# ? Apr 30, 2018 23:13

Papa Was A Video Toaster

Putting my dick in a bagel to appear more enticing to a cop.

# ? May 1, 2018 02:04

Murray Mantoinette: ＴＨＥＰＯＳＴＳＭＵＳＴＦＬＯＷ

�Officer is like to report a code... sixty nine :wink:

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*3 months later at my trial*

�... it was at this point that the defendant appeared wearing an untied bathrobe with a tray of bagels and admitted to having committed felony grand larceny�

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# ? May 1, 2018 05:16

Jezza of OZPOS: GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

who�d gently caress a cop (this dude right here)

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# ? May 1, 2018 05:39

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

gently caress the police
Cumming straight from the underground
A fresh bagel's got it bad cause it's round

# ? May 1, 2018 08:41

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

what if it's a pizza bagel does that increase or decrease the sexiness level

# ? May 1, 2018 17:07

cda: by Hand Knit

Bo-Pepper posted:

what if it's a pizza bagel does that increase or decrease the sexiness level

decrease. tge reason cops like bagels is they're healthier than donuts, allowing them to stay sexy, but a pizza bagel is like shoveling fatness right into your mouth

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# ? May 1, 2018 17:13

Chasterson: by Nyc_Tattoo

Instead of german shepards dog cops are all beagles

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Chasterson: by Nyc_Tattoo

Because they are the sexiest dog breed

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# ? May 1, 2018 17:44

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