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theyre sexy. put yoru gun down and stop protecting me. take your belt off. thanks.
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A person who protects me shoudl be ugly so I don't distract them by trying to have their babies
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wait, lets switch this thread up: what if cops like bagels instead of donuts. mods, please change the title of the thread.
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thinking about an officer telling me to "put my hands up", then doing the opposite
putting yoru feet up?
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"Put your feet up!" "Please have some tea!" "Enjoy this Hammock!"
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sorryf or the derail, this thread is about cops loving bagels instead of donuts
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a bagel is a donut you can marry - the cop code
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on the one hand I want to the police to investigate the weird noise in the alleyway next to my house, on the other i want them to be so captivated by my naked silhouette in the window that the drop their jaws, and their guns, and find themselves knocking on my front door without even knowing how they got there
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what if it's a pizza bagel does that increase or decrease the sexiness level
decrease. tge reason cops like bagels is they're healthier than donuts, allowing them to stay sexy, but a pizza bagel is like shoveling fatness right into your mouth
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