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lizardman
Jun 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
What's something that immediately disqualifies a romantic interest for you?

For me I've found that almost nothing kills my interest faster than snobbery (I'm sure there's some level of irony having this be a 'dealbreaker', like I'm being snobby about dating or whatever). I'm gay so as you can imagine this means I have never had a long-term boyfriend, which I'm fine with if it means I don't have to spend time with all the Three Olives clones I've met.

So what about y'all?

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Wont do oral

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015

Picky eating

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015

Doesn't gently caress

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I can beat them up

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
doesnt like burritos
has a penis
republican/nazi party member
wont suck my balls

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Exists.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Voted for Trump
Super care about money
Has no penis

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
Gets upset about energy drinks.

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015

Smokes

Swedish Butt-Whistle
Feb 12, 2004

Mentally Trill
showers regularly

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
Beggars can't be choosers! :(

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
exists outside my room

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
Tells me they will call the police if I come back

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015

Likes kokomo

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Lack toast intolerant.

Swedish Butt-Whistle
Feb 12, 2004

Mentally Trill
Doesn't eat out of a straw

lizardman
Jun 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Inkfish posted:

Likes kokomo

You know, we were going really good there but I don't think it's going to work out between us :colbert:

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015

No rear end

client
Aug 19, 2010

punches me in the face during sex and not during sex

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

Spinster posted:

Voted for Trump
Super care about money
Has no penis

Dealbreaker or perfect woman?



This is it for me - it's like making out with an ashtray. WHY IS IT ALWAYS SO DRY?!

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015

lizardman posted:

You know, we were going really good there but I don't think it's going to work out between us :colbert:

It's such a poo poo song but I'll still go ham on your junk

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Chinatown posted:

wont suck my balls

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
breaks into my house and steals my tv when im at work
nuh uh girl i dont play those games anymore. were through

Swedish Butt-Whistle
Feb 12, 2004

Mentally Trill
wants to befriend my family fuuuck that

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

don't like eatin' rear end, it's a hard pass.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
has sex with other men outside of the agreed upon list

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

isn't down with the clown

whoop whoop

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
Made of metal or filled with gears/cogs/machination

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003


doesn't smoke

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

No fat chicks.

Smoking is also probably a dealbreaker

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
She hasn't read The Art of The Deal.

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013

Smokes cigarettes.

Doesn't smokes weed.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Not made of metal or filled with gears/cogs/machination

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
wants to know whats in the locked room

cardiacarrest123
Apr 10, 2016
Stank rear end

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
tries to get me stop doing the dew

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Tits and no dick?!
Take a hike, sister!

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury!

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Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Long distance

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