Smackdown Remembers AJ Styles' Late, Great Balls (RIP) for 5/1

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Jeff Hardy to appear on �Miz TV�
United States Champion Jeff Hardy left Saudi Arabia still the United States Champion after a successful defense of his title against Raw�s Jinder Mahal, despite the meddling of Sunil Singh. The Charismatic Enigma can now turn his focus to Team Blue and the Superstars ready to try and take his star-spangled title. But before Hardy gets back in the ring, he�ll have to face the hard-hitting questions of WWE�s A-Lister on �Miz TV.� How will The Miz try and throw Jeff Hardy off his game? Will the United States Champion be ready for whatever The Awesome One has planned?
Shinsuke Nakamura demands a public apology from AJ Styles
After suffering another low-blow at the hands of Shinsuke Nakamura that nearly cost him the WWE Championship, AJ Styles flew off the handle at the Greatest Royal Rumble event. His WWE Title Match against Nakamura ended in a double count-out, which gave Styles the opening to exact a little payback on The Artist. Styles pummeled Nakamura at ringside and over the announcer�s table, then bashed him with a steel chair before diving over the ropes with a Phenomenal Forearm that sent Nakamura crumbling to the arena floor before he could escape. Because of Styles� actions, WWE�s Rockstar is demanding a public apology. Will The Phenomenal One give in to his rival�s demands?
Charlotte Flair and Carmella lead trios in Six-Woman Tag Team action
The intensity in the SmackDown Women�s division is heating up as Charlotte Flair prepares to challenge SmackDown Women�s Champion Carmella this Sunday at WWE Backlash. However, the two rivals aren�t waiting until Sunday to get into the ring. Both The Queen and The Princess of Staten Island will take part in a Six-Woman Tag Team Match tonight on SmackDown LIVE.
Will Big Cass revel in ruining Daniel Bryan�s Greatest Royal Rumble moment?
Just a few weeks removed from his return to the ring as a full-time Superstar, Daniel Bryan was putting in the performance of a lifetime during the first-ever 50-Man Greatest Royal Rumble Match. The leader of The �Yes!� Movement entered the bout at No. 1 and lasted for one hour and 16 minutes, obliterating the previous Royal Rumble Match record for longevity. Big Cass, who entered the fray at No. 49, went right after the �little man� he�s targeted since his return to WWE. The seven-footer eventually dropped Bryan with a thunderous big boot and ended his unbelievable run by tossing him over the ropes to the arena floor. How will both men react to their encounter in Saudi Arabia? Will Big Cass revel in ruining Bryan�s big moment? Will Bryan be looking for payback just days before their showdown at WWE Backlash?

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Wise Fwom Yo Gwave: Jan 9, 2006; Popping up from out of nowhere...

balls

# ? May 2, 2018 00:55

Commissar Ken: Dec 9, 2006; Children STILL love me, dammit!

Wont someone please help that poor man's balls?!

# ? May 2, 2018 00:57

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

is there any chance that Cass could still die from that brainbuster

# ? May 2, 2018 00:59

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave posted:

balls

Goodness gracious!

# ? May 2, 2018 00:59

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

https://twitter.com/JJWilliamsWON/status/991451639583313920

# ? May 2, 2018 00:59

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

I'm excited for smackdown

# ? May 2, 2018 01:00

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

rip in piece shaun mcmahon

# ? May 2, 2018 01:01

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Paige should have just been clapping and applauding as she watched that footage

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Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

"Sorry, Shane's loving dead."

# ? May 2, 2018 01:01

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

BALL DESTRUCTION ALLOWED

# ? May 2, 2018 01:01

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

Shane has been executed by Saudi Arabia

# ? May 2, 2018 01:01

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

oh my god no dq rip ajs balls forever

# ? May 2, 2018 01:02

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Jerusalem posted:

BALL DESTRUCTION ALLOWED

I just want 30 minutes of them trading dick kicks.

# ? May 2, 2018 01:02

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

no dq will really help AJ Styles

# ? May 2, 2018 01:02

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

ahahahaha what is Miz wearing

# ? May 2, 2018 01:02

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

Miz dressed up like Burrito

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Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

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DarkstarIV: Apr 6, 2010; OFFICIAL RACIST

Baron Corbin posted:

Miz dressed up like Burrito

Its actually Burrito. :ssh:

# ? May 2, 2018 01:03

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

I'm sure DB cares so much Miz

# ? May 2, 2018 01:04

Commissar Ken: Dec 9, 2006; Children STILL love me, dammit!

Why is Miz Naruto?

# ? May 2, 2018 01:04

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

he looks like a D-list ninja turtles villain

# ? May 2, 2018 01:04

bartok: May 10, 2006

Is Miz anime?

# ? May 2, 2018 01:04

Commissar Ken: Dec 9, 2006; Children STILL love me, dammit!

Soothing Vapors posted:

he looks like a D-list ninja turtles villain

Rat King. Miz is the Rat King.

# ? May 2, 2018 01:05

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Abroham Lincoln posted:

Where did you get the spoilers from their Backlash match (it looks awesome!)

# ? May 2, 2018 01:05

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

its weird to think that the Miz wasn't even born when Jeff Hardy debuted

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Dr Crazyfist: Jul 4, 2014

Watch out for the rasengan Jeff!

# ? May 2, 2018 01:06

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

achillesforever6 posted:

https://twitter.com/JJWilliamsWON/status/991451639583313920

# ? May 2, 2018 01:06

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Commissar Ken posted:

Rat King. Miz is the Rat King.

lol

# ? May 2, 2018 01:06

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

miz rules lol

# ? May 2, 2018 01:06

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

why is he describing Seth Rollins

# ? May 2, 2018 01:07

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

who gives a poo poo about your feelings randy honestly

# ? May 2, 2018 01:08

Commissar Ken: Dec 9, 2006; Children STILL love me, dammit!

Yeaaaaaaaaaah.

Good work Miz.

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achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

I thought Jeff wasn't allowed in Canada or is that the UK?

# ? May 2, 2018 01:08

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

dang did randy get hair plugs, his hairline looks good

# ? May 2, 2018 01:08

DarkstarIV: Apr 6, 2010; OFFICIAL RACIST

Bad take: Orton needs a new theme.

# ? May 2, 2018 01:09

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

DarkstarIV posted:

Bad take: Orton needs a new theme.

worst take

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SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

Is it just my old tv having hosed color balance or w/e, or are Brother Nero's lobe-holes a little irritated? I hope they're okay :ohdear:

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Commissar Ken: Dec 9, 2006; Children STILL love me, dammit!

DarkstarIV posted:

Bad take: Orton needs his old theme.

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Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

Commissar Ken posted:

HEY

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