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Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Wont someone please help that poor man's balls?!

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Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Why is Miz Naruto?

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Soothing Vapors posted:

he looks like a D-list ninja turtles villain

Rat King. Miz is the Rat King.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Yeaaaaaaaaaah.


Good work Miz.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


DarkstarIV posted:

Bad take: Orton needs his old theme.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Jerusalem posted:

"Remember the Smackdown Top Ten list?"

I doubt ANYBODY remembers that loving thing

I was hoping that thing got drafted to Raw.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


DarkstarIV posted:

Rename Roman Reigns to Rhombus Reigns and give him a math nerd gimmick after he loses to Samoa Joe.

I mean he can't be worse than "Dean" Douglas.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Jerusalem posted:

What are the crowd chanting?

Keeps sounding like "All or Nothing" or "Baller Nazi" but neither of those make sense.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


The Backlash match has been changed to AJ Styles vs Nakamura in a McDonald's play place ball pit.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


"Oh Bobby don'cha know."

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


ElNarez posted:

It was "On veut Maryse", french for "We want Maryse", fierté de Montréal and all that.

Quebecois eh?

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Writer Cath posted:

Shang Tsung!

At some point during the match he's going to transform into Cesaro and european uppercut Sheamus into the rafters.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Jerusalem posted:

Hang on a second..... that's not Daniel Bryan! THAT'S NOT DANIEL BRYAN AT ALL!

It's Chad Gable.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


bartok posted:

Is he still more limited than Kevin Nash in the ring?

He hasn't quite gotten "The Squisher" down yet.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Baron Corbin posted:

as far as i know the goon successfully put on a wrestling show and nothing went wrong

So how much does it cost to hire Jim Neidhart?

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Did those side plates get... blue-er?

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Samoa Joe is a real cool guy.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Just steal all of Roman Reigns catchphrases and prove you can get them all over Joe.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Ahahahahaha. TELEPORT PUNCH!

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Nakamura just did a Raging Demon to AJ's balls.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Jerusalem posted:

Holy gently caress Shinsuke is so loving great as a heel :xd:

All I can think of is that simpsons episode where Sideshow Bob becomes mayor and his acceptance speech is just maniacal laughing while Kent Brockman goes "And look how happy he is..."

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Codependent Poster posted:

Becky is so pretty :allears:

Yeah. :allears:

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Also is it just me or because there's no Universal Title Match does that mean AJ/Nak is main eventing Backlash?

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Baron Corbin posted:

who are these two women

One of them is Seth's ex girlfriend's girlfriend.

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Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


DarkstarIV posted:

Don't probate me for this J-Ru but bigly politics update regarding our favorite big red machine.

https://twitter.com/6News/status/991492534085046273

That's pretty good seeing as Kane was the Mystery Opponent in the race.

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