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I've decided to name my new computer programming language "GodCode" because you can use it to do anything. To output hello world you simply type "print(hello world)". To comment out something you simply put three forward slashes at the beginning of the line, followed by the text of the comment. I'm predicting big things for GodCode. I'm working on my first computer program using it - and it's already nearing completion.
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May 2, 2018 01:07
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HolyC claims first
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May 2, 2018 01:14
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Sorry OP, but the space of mentally ill programmers is already pretty crowded. Unless you're schizophrenic, kill your wife, or spend years writing and maintaining a popular window manager only to switch to windows forever because of your hatred for gnome-settings-daemon, it's pretty hard to compete nowadays.
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May 2, 2018 02:21
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OldAlias posted:HolyC claims first ya, sorry g0m, you got beat
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May 2, 2018 02:22
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really like the lang name, op. im thinking about porting all my projects to GodCode
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May 2, 2018 02:55
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do anything? so the language supports a GodMode - programming invincibility into any game... imagine the sick frags
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May 2, 2018 03:02
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i'm gonna put three forward slashes in your face op
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May 2, 2018 03:22
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Gazpacho posted:i'm gonna put three forward slashes in your face op please use a comment block for heads
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May 2, 2018 03:23
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akadajet posted:ya, sorry g0m, you got beat maybe that's the reference
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May 2, 2018 03:55
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i think im really getting the hang of GodCode already printed hello world a few times and made a comment or two :]
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May 2, 2018 07:43
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were getting the kids into coding using GodCode.
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May 2, 2018 07:57
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Dongslayer. posted:were getting the kids into coding using GodCode.
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May 2, 2018 21:09
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I use this programming language to talk to God, he says hello (to the entire world!!)
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May 2, 2018 22:41
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terry were u able to resolve your legal troubles?
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May 3, 2018 00:08
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https://github.com/samshadwell/TrumpScript No floating point numbers, only integers. America never does anything halfway. All numbers must be strictly greater than 1 million. The small stuff is inconsequential to us. There are no import statements allowed. All code has to be home-grown and American made. Instead of True and False, we have the keywords fact and lie. Only the most popular English words, Trump's favorite words, and current politician names can be used as variable names. Error messages are mostly quotes directly taken from Trump himself. All programs must end with America is great. Our language will automatically correct Forbes' $4.5B to $10B. In its raw form, TrumpScript is not compatible with Windows, because Trump isn't the type of guy to believe in PC. TrumpScript boycotts OS X and all Apple products until such time as Apple gives cellphone info to authorities regarding radical Islamic terrorist couple from Cal. The language is completely case insensitive. If the running computer is from China, TrumpScript will not compile. We don't want them stealing our American technological secrets. By constructing a wall (providing the --Wall flag), TrumpScript will refuse to run on machines with Mexican locales Warns you if you have any Communists masquerading as legitimate "SSL Certificates" from China on your system. Won't run in root mode because America doesn't need your help being great. Trump is all we need. Easy to type with small hands heres a fizzbuzz code:
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May 3, 2018 00:54
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I've mentioned your new computer programming language to my pastor and he was very interested, OP. We are thinking of building a new church web site in GodCode.
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