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Memento posted:Turns out you can blame Edmund a whole bunch. GGG big brothered him in 2 and made him look like an absolute amateur. nah. the guy wasn't ranked at any weight and ggg is one of the best boxers on the planet with impossible power. ranked middleweights have looked at least that bad against him. there isn't a trainer on the planet who could have made that guy any more effective against ggg. edmond is absolutely terrible though.
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# ¿ May 7, 2018 02:22 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 12:08 |
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holy poo poo lol. i mean, good, don't be a bitch, but at the same time yair was pretty fun.
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# ¿ May 11, 2018 06:55 |
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congratulations to mike perry for winning his hood pass
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# ¿ May 12, 2018 04:35 |
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wanna watch a card with danny brown
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# ¿ May 12, 2018 08:52 |
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Skip My Posts posted:guess its too much to ask for a terrorist to hit a lucky shot once in a while drat lol El Roncho posted:Did everyone just not see her UFC debut or something? forreal
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# ¿ May 15, 2018 22:56 |
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So Conor and Khabib huh? I thought the UFC would make a token effort to appear to not completely excuse the bus incident but hey I appreciate the honesty.
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# ¿ May 16, 2018 12:26 |
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david carmichael posted:I hope the russia card is like the brazilian cards or european cards where it is garbage nobody locals getting smashed by b league foreigners ya
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# ¿ May 17, 2018 03:39 |
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Untrustable posted:My brother was in prison for 9 years and told me he would microwave baby oil and put it on the floor of his cell except for the place he was standing. He'd then call out someone in the common area and when they came running in they'd slip and slide and he, standing in the only dry spot, would just pummel them while they tried to gain traction. That's the best base for MMA. drat lol
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# ¿ May 17, 2018 08:09 |
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Untrustable posted:Probably 6 months after he got out I went out on a drive and took him with me and just let him talk about prison. He loved it but he's also probably very mentally ill. Fights could break out due to "heart checks" which is where someone tries to punk you to see if you're an easy target or not. He would react by heating up the baby oil and then talking poo poo from his dry spot. He said eventually it got to the point where no one would come in his cell if he was talking poo poo because they knew what was coming. Since they refused to engage in what was an almost guaranteed beating, they were seen as "bitches" and generally treated worse by the overall population. The only way to win was to enter the oildome and get beaten up to show you weren't a "bitch". incredible
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# ¿ May 17, 2018 10:20 |
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i'm trying to imagine having that specific repuation in prison. 'oh, that's the baby oil guy. you either go into the oil cell with him and get bashed into a greasy mush or get called gay and robbed / hosed a lot.'
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# ¿ May 17, 2018 10:22 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:ehhhh i try vary ard to lure my oppo-nent into my oil lair, all credit to bitches Lol
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# ¿ May 17, 2018 18:23 |
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Standing in the armistice zone of a baby oil themed prison cell screaming insults
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# ¿ May 18, 2018 01:52 |
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did the actual cell dwellers of the oildome have a secret map of where to tread?
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# ¿ May 18, 2018 03:06 |
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what was his favourite antagonism to scream at his fellow inmates to coerce them into his domain?
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# ¿ May 18, 2018 03:07 |
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Untrustable posted:Ok I just got off the phone with my brother and he has answered your oil dome questions. I'm quoting him pretty much directly. lol @ everything
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# ¿ May 18, 2018 05:22 |
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it's going to suck in 5 years time when i remember oildome and spend 45 minutes laughing about it but can't find the thread because the sa forums no longer exist or it still exists but retains the current search functionality
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# ¿ May 18, 2018 05:54 |
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The Dave posted:I love the story but lol at everyone just blindly believing guy in prison claiming he never lost a fight. i'm not going to earnestly defend the oildome guy's honour but he litereally never claimed that. please present some further argument that the baby oil prison man is just an outlandish story told to entertain the somethingawful forum
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# ¿ May 18, 2018 13:12 |
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kimbo305 posted:> Did anyone ever conquer the oil cell? "No, no one hosed with me in prison". it would be weird to me if he didn't win the fights in the location he booby trapped specifically to win fights. sorry, i still believe in the oildome's legitimacy.
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# ¿ May 19, 2018 01:30 |
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Matt Lindland posted:I don't give a crap about NONE of that stuff. not caring about things is big brain level for sure, but not caring about oildome is galaxy brain at least
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# ¿ May 19, 2018 01:51 |
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why is demian maia like a +400 underdog against kamaru usman? i don't know who usman is despite having seen him fight about 6 times apparently.
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# ¿ May 19, 2018 11:31 |
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Brown Paper Bag posted:Usman is a great wrestler, as are the two guys who Maia last fought and rendered him utterly ineffective Didn't Colby get severely bashed by Maia until Maia gassed? How's Usman's hands?
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# ¿ May 19, 2018 12:28 |
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hmm sounds like +400 material to me. not that i give a poo poo. if i've got to watched a 50 year old man fight this weekend it may as well be adonis stevenson.
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# ¿ May 19, 2018 12:31 |
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Skip My Posts posted:got free tickets to ufc:boise ftw mother fucker that's cool. you can combine it with a trip to the.... old penetentiary!
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# ¿ May 20, 2018 01:19 |
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you guys know there's a gdt?
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# ¿ May 20, 2018 02:17 |
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# ¿ May 20, 2018 08:12 |
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Hunt will trouble him with his punching.
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# ¿ May 25, 2018 11:41 |
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who's that enormous fella making GBS threads himself? oh that's mark hunt. he got bashed retarded by his abusive father before becoming adicted to ice and when brawling outside a pub he got picked up by a gym and then fought the most devastating monsters kickboxing has ever produced and gave as good as he got. then when he was like 400 he started a successful mixed martial arts career and fought for the title in the most prestigious organisation in the game.
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# ¿ May 25, 2018 14:12 |
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good poo poo nicholas
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# ¿ May 26, 2018 00:52 |
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Fat Twitter Man posted:nice fake tweet created with tweeterino.com lmao come on dude like kanye knows who nick diaz is lol
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# ¿ May 26, 2018 03:20 |
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Bluedeanie posted:he spent five hours standing in the rain in front of a Brooklyn precinct lol again
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# ¿ May 26, 2018 06:25 |
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Ad by Khad posted:Hey when does the reebok deal expire? It just occurred to me that every single player in the Overwatch League, including the alternates who don't see play, will make more money this year than most prelim guys in the UFC who fight 2-3 times a year. lol
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# ¿ May 27, 2018 11:34 |
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- fake fights hosted by sex cam websites where viewers pay money to order you to suck off your opponent which you are contractually obliged to do despite being a former ufc heavyweight champion
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# ¿ May 28, 2018 04:39 |
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bisping despite being a gigantic dickhead has had one of the best narratives the sport has ever seen and i wish him well after he dies for our viewing pleasure against someone he should not beat in the near future.
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# ¿ May 29, 2018 07:32 |
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Dan Didio posted:RIP donraper
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# ¿ May 29, 2018 10:22 |
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does anyone even watch the one at a time interviews any more? i used to throw on the group panels all the time and just listen out for anything amusing. now i sincerely do not give a poo poo.
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# ¿ May 30, 2018 00:55 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcZXFpERGjY why did they produce a show displaying this? this is hosed up and bad for the sport.
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# ¿ May 31, 2018 22:14 |
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I.N.R.I posted:sport should always air its dirty laundry in my opinion i should clarify, i mean videoing this and apparently endorsing it because you're not doing anything to stop it is bad for the sport, not the fact that it's been shown as a topic for discussion
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# ¿ May 31, 2018 22:26 |
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it's just a world-wide symbol of hate and intolerance! get some perspective snowflakes!
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2018 04:23 |
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those ss tatts are really high quality for a prison job. mustve been 'gently caress jews' dave or possibly 'reich'ard whiteman
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2018 04:58 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 12:08 |
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lol
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2018 06:25 |