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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

...hang on a second. I don't think Elias knows Bruce Springsteen at all! :aaa:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dias posted:

you'll find that born in the usa is actually about elias

I find it highly unlikely that anybody could confuse the intent of Born in the USA, I bet that hardly ever happens at all, particularly at Republican Presidential nominee rallies!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Look out Aiden, Lana is gunning for your spot!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cole: You know I bumped into Bob Dylan backstage earlier tonight, and he told me, and I quote,"HRRRR, hmmm a hehhh hoooo rrr hhheeey!"

Wait... maybe that was Gary Michael Capetta.....

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

On the rundown, I hope that segment was described purely as "Bobby Roode delivers DDT to Elias."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Jeremy Renner vs white Danny Trejo?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Big Cass is from Queens? You're giving Spider-Man a bad name, Big Cass :mad:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



:neckbeard:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

cams posted:

what if they booked bryan against someone people wanted to see him wrestle

Vince: .....Cass is tall, therefore he meets cams' prerequisite!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Push El Burrito posted:

Did they ever explain why Cass hates Bryan?

His return from a lengthy injury break was completely overshadowed by Bryan's own high profile return.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

What a damp squib of an ending.

Can Bryan go back to facing some of his actual interesting potential opponents now?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh for gently caress's sake.

Getting flashbacks to the way they used to book Daniel Bryan now :sigh:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Guess it's going for at least another month :sigh:

Vince: Imagine how surprised Ragnarok will be when this goes till Summerslam! And Big Cass goes over!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh God please let Bryan kick out the other dude and make it into Talking Smack

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my God this match :cripes:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

loving :lol:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

She loving won it clean. You can't even claim injury because that poo poo just happens in a match, Carmella did nothing wrong, Charlotte hosed up, Carmella beat her.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ragnarok the Red posted:

They ended Asuka's streak to put the belt on Carmella and have the woman who beat her lose like this less than a month later :geno:

Clean!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Goddamn I loving love this theme

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

When AJ reveals his cup, I want Nakamura to steal it from him and beat him into unconsciousness with it. Laughing the whole time.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

OH SWEET JESUS

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

loving hell, that was worthy of a Japanese announcer screaming,"DANGEROUS! DANNNNNGGGGGGGEROUUSSSSSS!!!!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

How did AJ's face get all bloodied?

Shinsuke set up for the Kinshasa, AJ just HURLED a chair right at his knee and it bounced off directly into his face.

That forearm was loving awesome

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DICK PUNCH! :neckbeard:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

loving :lol: if this goes to a double countout just like the last match

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DOUBLE JUNK KICK YESSSSSSS

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT A lovely ENDING

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bryan Alvarez just flipped a table

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That seriously can't be it, really? Oh my God they actually did this. They killed Bryan Alvarez.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CarlCX posted:

That was an absolutely fantastic match but oh my god there is no defending that ending

Yeah, this was their best WWE match so far, everything was building to an amazing ending.... and then THAT!?!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Raskolnikov38 posted:

hasnt wwe always treated no dq and no countouts as two distinct things

Yes.

Which raises the question, why was their reaction to a double countout at their last match to make THIS match a No-DQ?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Namtab posted:

I can't believe that people think the double nut shot countout is a bad finish to the dick punching feud match

The last match ended in a double countout. This match stipulation was (bafflingly) announced as a specific and direct "solution" to prevent that type of finish happening again, even though it doesn't actually negate the possibility of a double countout

The match owned, but the ending is terrible booking unless you look at the match purely in a vacuum.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Despite that there have been at least 15 extra minutes on basically every PPV for the last year.

I was watching the network pre-show that also airs on non-Network streams like Youtube, and was shocked to see an ad for the network!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

go to hell bobby lashley

He only just recently got back!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

You know all this comeuppance and being made to look foolish stuff Kevin and Sami are going through would make a lot more sense if the crowd actually enjoyed seeing them get beaten up/made to look like fools, instead of thinking they were great and wanting to cheer them.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Look how excited the crowd is to see hated heel Sami get his.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh gently caress off, not even having Daniel Bryan on Not-Talking Smack? What is the loving point?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DangerDummy! posted:

Am I loving crazy or did I just see a promo retconning how Carmella won MITB?

Yep, that whole thing where they were convinced they knew better and it was a great idea to have a man be the guy to get the briefcase on behalf of a woman in the first ever women MITB match, they eventually realized that was loving stupid and so just cut it out of history entirely.

If only somehow, someway, somebody could have possibly seen that it was loving stupid. Alas, literally nobody in the universe knew that until after the fact.

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