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bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
"It's not worth it"

Ouch

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bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
If I was like "Want to have sex?" and the response was "Thanks anyway" I would definitely be so confused that my boner would fade.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Sounds like the kind of thing a Zuckerberg would say.

I understand humans like us do enjoy copulation, but this isn't an ideal time.

*takes bite of dry toast*

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Nov 4, 2008

Super Grocery Kart posted:

What are the remaining ten ways?

You are not yet ready for the hidden ways

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Nov 4, 2008
A headache is the dumbest excuse because orgasms are excellent for relieving tension and making you feel better

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Nov 4, 2008

Super Grocery Kart posted:

“I have to go to the bathroom.”

This is just setting yourself up for a really awkward contest of wills

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