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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
lol



little on the nose there, guy

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QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol



little on the nose there, guy

God this guy's schtick sucks so loving much

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
i hope he sinks into a deep depression and continues to document it in this dumbass way until he makes a birthday balloon letter suicide note

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol



little on the nose there, guy

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


GWBBQ posted:

The popular account of Phineas Gage is almost entirely fiction based on an article in the American Phrenological Journal. He founded a successful stagecoach line and drove a six horse stagecoach through the mountains of Chile for seven years, then move to San Francisco to stay with his family. The only severe long term problems were the loss of his eye and epilepsy. The doctor who treated him became good friends with him and always referred to him by his first name. He died young because of epilepsy, but he remained a smart, kind, articulate man for the 12 years he lived after the accident.

For what it’s worth it does happen with head injuries. My grandpa was like that. He hit his head in a drunken snowmobile accident, went into a coma, then came out of it an insane ball of rage. Ended up trying to burn down his house with himself inside of it

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Ziv Zulander posted:

For what it’s worth it does happen with head injuries. My grandpa was like that. He hit his head in a drunken snowmobile accident, went into a coma, then came out of it an insane ball of rage. Ended up trying to burn down his house with himself inside of it

Tila Tequila had a brain aneurysm and woke up as a literal Hitler-did-nothing-wrong Nazi.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
a guy on the street yells at me from his car: "you're akin to a clown of some kind! haha!" it's the final straw. so i write my suicide note using balloon animals that i tape to the wall of the whole foods. goodbye cruel world.

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

https://mobile.twitter.com/CatoInstitute/status/1381242399343718402?s=09&=

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol



little on the nose there, guy

I'll give him this: he actually included a cape, magic wand, and top hat in this picture.

But yeah, his gimmick is god-awful.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



mojo1701a posted:

I'll give him this: he actually included a cape, magic wand, and top hat in this picture.

But yeah, his gimmick is god-awful.

Are those supposed to be points in his favor?

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol



little on the nose there, guy

someone please repost the video someone made of themselves driving past this guy and telling him everyone thinks he's lame

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

lmao

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

Where do you get those letter balloons? I want to steal that guys schtick but have it say "hey everybody, im a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to sniff my own butt"

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

A Russian troll farm posted:

Where do you get those letter balloons? I want to steal that guys schtick but have it say "hey everybody, im a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to sniff my own butt"

Check your local party store

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Thump! posted:

Are those supposed to be points in his favor?

I'm saying at least it was :effort:. Otherwise he's usually just some rear end in a top hat standing there.


tmfc posted:

someone please repost the video someone made of themselves driving past this guy and telling him everyone thinks he's lame

And the follow-up tweet of him whining about it.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Dreddout posted:

Check your local party store

don't - helium depletion is a thing

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
if they're just gonna be taped to a wall why not just fill them up with air

ToxicAcne
May 25, 2014

There's an episode in House where the Filipino Doctor tells the other doctor that her cousin works in a sweatshop in the Philippines. The white doctor is all shocked but then the Filipino Doctor explains that this is a better use of time "Cuz the schools suck". And this is all portrayed as really woke.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
A shockingly high (or perhaps not if you're a pessimist) number of people straight up admit they have zero problems with sweat shops.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Milo and POTUS posted:

A shockingly high (or perhaps not if you're a pessimist) number of people straight up admit they have zero problems with sweat shops.

They're good work if you can get it!

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib

Milo and POTUS posted:

A shockingly high (or perhaps not if you're a pessimist) number of people straight up admit they have zero problems with sweat shops.

these are the same people who think that working is always better than not working, as if labor was somehow its own reward

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



DoubleDonut posted:

these are the same people who think that working is always better than not working, as if labor was somehow its own reward

Those are your protestant flavour brain worms. Omnomnom

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Milo and POTUS posted:

A shockingly high (or perhaps not if you're a pessimist) number of people straight up admit they have zero problems with sweat shops.

https://twitter.com/_alice_evans/status/1381545020709294083

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
"Well, if they weren't working THOSE lovely jobs, they wouldn't have ANY jobs at all!"

Some people think jobs are literally showered upon the populace by the benevolent hand of Capitalism.

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

Can't we all just agree that you're not 'in a polycule' with someone. You're friends with someone you gently caress and they're, obviously, not monogamous because it's not a relationship. Quit with this 'polycule' bullshit.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Cobalt-60 posted:

"Well, if they weren't working THOSE lovely jobs, they wouldn't have ANY jobs at all!"

Some people think jobs are literally showered upon the populace by the benevolent hand of Capitalism.

They treat labor as something our betters belatedly give us out of their infinite generosity rather than a necessity capital needs to actually run their operations

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Swingers need to feel like they're a persecuted minority for some reason.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

Halloween Jack posted:

Swingers need to feel like they're a persecuted minority for some reason.

They ain't poly-cool if you know what I mean.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
why can’t we all admit that this thing I personally dislike isn’t real??

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Wait, is that not a joke account? Oh my god.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Halloween Jack posted:

Swingers need to feel like they're a persecuted minority for some reason.

It reminds me of a goons story about how a poly bi couple took over leadership of his campus lgbtq organization and within a few months they had turned literally every resource and meeting towards "how do we destigmatize poly" and "poly is the only ethical lifestyle".

Oh and goon above, yeah, it appears to be a real account, but good news, it looks like only 4 of 8 of the EC members were in the abuser defense polycule! Merely half!

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

Halloween Jack posted:

Swingers need to feel like they're a persecuted minority for some reason.

They ought to be. Save creepy sex poo poo for the bedroom; I don't care what long-winded rationalizations people have for turning their fetishes into "identities" and I don't want to hear or know about them.

One More Fat Nerd posted:

It reminds me of a goons story about how a poly bi couple took over leadership of his campus lgbtq organization and within a few months they had turned literally every resource and meeting towards "how do we destigmatize poly" and "poly is the only ethical lifestyle".

Many such cases! Sad!

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Right. Like, I don't care if you're vegan, but on the other hand, no I really don't care if you're vegan, shut up

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
I don’t care if they’re polyamorous but do they have to shove it in my face??

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
You're mad that nobody cares who you gently caress

My spouse and I have hosed other people and we don't expect anyone to give a poo poo

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
nobody gives a poo poo about your opinions on poly people and polycules, just lol that the DSA manages to be a parody of itself once again

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