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https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_re...omePageTab=rent
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# ? May 17, 2018 23:54 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 13:44 |
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Every single house in san jose looks like that
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# ? May 17, 2018 23:55 |
Former DILF posted:Every single house in san jose looks like that he said san jose, not fresno
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# ? May 17, 2018 23:57 |
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That home isn’t beautiful at all.
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# ? May 17, 2018 23:59 |
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Maybe it’s really nice on the insi-quote:This house was badly burned on the inside. You can’t see inside
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# ? May 18, 2018 00:00 |
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That's a hellmouth which are fairly rare so the price makes sense.
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# ? May 18, 2018 00:02 |
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Is it the Winchester Mystery House? If not, I don't care.
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# ? May 18, 2018 00:02 |
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my dog died im sad posted:Is it the Winchester Mystery House? If not, I don't care. No, it’s a crack shack.
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# ? May 18, 2018 00:04 |
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yup
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# ? May 18, 2018 00:04 |
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welcome to CA
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# ? May 18, 2018 00:05 |
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How much crack you gotta cook a month to keep up with mortgage?
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# ? May 18, 2018 00:07 |
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That'd my Nana's house how dare you.
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# ? May 18, 2018 00:10 |
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Sponge Baathist posted:How much crack you gotta cook a month to keep up with mortgage? Looks like about $3k/month. Easy.
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# ? May 18, 2018 00:10 |
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Is it built on a gold mine and you get mineral rights? I understand you're just buying it for the land, but...well, it's California, so do you get water rights?
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# ? May 18, 2018 00:11 |
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Don’t doxx me and my purchase decisions op.
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# ? May 18, 2018 00:13 |
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It’s a rustic fixer upper in need of tlc
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# ? May 18, 2018 00:13 |
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They bought it for the land and are going to build something else you idiot children.
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# ? May 18, 2018 00:14 |
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:No, it’s a crack shack. It is weird to be living in the world I've only read about in sci-fi novels.
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# ? May 18, 2018 00:14 |
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really queer Christmas posted:Maybe its really nice on the insi- Heating: Other
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# ? May 18, 2018 00:16 |
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Probably would be worth a little more if nobody ever put out the fire, can't wait for it to turn into another awful mcmansion for my boss
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# ? May 18, 2018 00:18 |
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my dog died im sad posted:
Ah yes the weird world where the land has value because space is limited in popular cities
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# ? May 18, 2018 00:19 |
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drilldo squirt posted:They bought it for the land and are going to build something else you idiot children. holy poo poo you dont say
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# ? May 18, 2018 00:22 |
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drilldo squirt posted:They bought it for the land and are going to build something else you idiot children. I too think a million dollars for an 1/8 acre is reasonable
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# ? May 18, 2018 00:26 |
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drilldo squirt posted:They bought it for the land and are going to build something else you idiot children.
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# ? May 18, 2018 00:26 |
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It's what you call a fixer upper
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# ? May 18, 2018 00:31 |
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It was fire damaged, and the asking price was 799k. So... multiple offers.
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# ? May 18, 2018 00:52 |
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drat, what a steal!
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# ? May 18, 2018 00:55 |
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Can literally buy a loving palace like this here in Tampa for a 100k less https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sa...rect/10_zm/3_p/
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# ? May 18, 2018 01:02 |
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Risky posted:Can literally buy a loving palace like this here in Tampa for a 100k less Right, but then you have to live in Florida.
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# ? May 18, 2018 01:03 |
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Risky posted:Can literally buy a loving palace like this here in Tampa for a 100k less The only people buying an $800k house in Florida are rich people. And the wages in Florida are pretty lovely compared to the rest of the country (though no where near as bad as the Midwest). Also you have to live in Florida; a literal bogland that is wiped out every 5 years or so by Mother Nature repeatedly reminding us that people shouldn't live there.
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# ? May 18, 2018 01:25 |
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1 $938000 house in california or 938000 $1 houses in detroit
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# ? May 18, 2018 01:28 |
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A major hurricane hasn't hit Tampa since 1921 and its predicted anything Cat 3 or above will render most of the city destroyed from flooding.
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# ? May 18, 2018 01:28 |
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You can also buy REALLY CHEAP beachfront property in New York State, but everyone says there is a reason it's so cheap, and it's not the condition of the houses. I forget the name, but it's two places...one has an M in it. It'll come to me.
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# ? May 18, 2018 01:30 |
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Irradiation posted:A major hurricane hasn't hit Tampa since 1921 and its predicted anything Cat 3 or above will render most of the city destroyed from flooding. Fingers crossed for this season!
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# ? May 18, 2018 01:34 |
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5800 square feet lot? Makes me feel like a goddamn king having 35 acres
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# ? May 18, 2018 01:39 |
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drilldo squirt posted:They bought it for the land and are going to build something else you idiot children. Land for 900,000, build for a million, list it for 2.4 million and sell for 2.6. Make $5-700k profit. The house will look exactly like the dumpy bland middle class person's house I grew up in in the Midwest for a tenth the price but have like, stainless steel appliances and a marble "kitchen island" and a "great room" which is where there's no wall between the kitchen and living room so it smells like whatever you cooked yesterday all the time
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# ? May 18, 2018 01:44 |
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:5800 square feet lot? Get a load of Baron Von Moneybags here. Can I have some money???
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# ? May 18, 2018 01:45 |
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It's rustic is all.
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# ? May 18, 2018 01:48 |
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:5800 square feet lot? I got about 5 acres a 2800 sf barn and a 2200 sf house. 35 acres would be great.
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# ? May 18, 2018 01:48 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 13:44 |
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Kuato posted:Get a load of Baron Von Moneybags here. It's in methville TN so it ain't special
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# ? May 18, 2018 01:51 |