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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

nes on the bag like they do at Barnes and Noble with books. What would some classic opening lines. Here's my contribution. "My hands are all messed up so you betta drive homey."

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Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

mankind ill needs a savior such as you

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


War has changed...

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
War was beginning...

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

we can stop making fun of the bob screenshots

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


Blow it out your rear end.

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

hey it's that dog

hong kong divorce lunch
Sep 20, 2005
if thi sis the case my parents will stop buying me gaems

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


War, war

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

I was struggling to think of opening lines so I googled for it and wound up in a hole of Video Game themed pick up lines

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

it's dangerous to go alone, take this

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Not the biggest fan of FFX but "Listen to my story. This may be our last chance..." is pretty tight.

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

Soul Calibur...2.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

1998...(sighs) I'll never forget it.

hong kong divorce lunch
Sep 20, 2005
Hey Chief, you okay? You playin' corpse or you puttin' the blinds on the Dusties?

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Thanks to the cooperation of the Federation Government forces, CATS has been able to take all of your bases.

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

they told me, son... your special. you were born to do great things. you know what? they were right.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

In Training posted:

Not the biggest fan of FFX but "Listen to my story. This may be our last chance..." is pretty tight.

This

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

The whole thing stank... But our noses have been out in the cold too long.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Transcending history and the world, a tale of souls and swords, eternally retold

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

We have no time to argue!
Notes: Character is immediately shot and killed after saying this line

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Fungah! posted:

We have no time to argue!
Notes: Character is immediately shot and killed after saying this line

Lmao

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
“Are you okay?” -Scorpion

Fargield
Sep 27, 2008
"I'm Gheed..." - Gheed, Diablo 2

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

You drink water?! - Farnham the Drunk, on being asked about the poisoned water supply

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I said opening lines you morons.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Wormskull posted:

I said opening lines you morons.

This.. mfs cant read.

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

Wormskull posted:

I said opening lines you morons.

rise and shine mr. Freeman...... rise and shine....

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Wormskull posted:

I said opening lines you morons.

Mine are both opening lines

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

elf help book posted:

we can stop making fun of the bob screenshots

lol

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Wake up, Link...

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Trying to explain why my backpack says "Crono... Crono... Good morning Crono!" to my borderline personality support group.

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

elf help book posted:

we can stop making fun of the bob screenshots

lol

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
i did not ask for this

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
A warrior takes sword in hand,
clasping a gem to his heart.

edit alternately: God, please help us
sinful children of Ivalice.

ol yeller
Feb 20, 2015
I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's Emperor. But for all these years I have never been the ruler of my own dreams.

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

ol yeller posted:

I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's Emperor. But for all these years I have never been the ruler of my own dreams.

Awesome.

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