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Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



The Washington Capitals will win the Stanley Cup.

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Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



lol Brooks Orpik is now a +15 this postseason

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Kuznetsov has no chance of winning the Conn Smythe. If Crosby won it over Kessel that one time then it goes to show the voters either give it to Superstar Captain or the winning goaltender.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Eric the Mauve posted:

Kessel was awesome in 2016 but Crosby was way better

Maybe my perception of Crosby vs. Kessel in 2016 was colored by the fact that Washington shut down Crosby and got torched by Kessel that series. I’ll be honest I don’t remember much after Washington was eliminated. But I swear I thought most decent analysts thought Kessel should have won.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Tom Wilson is actually good at hockey. Shocking but true. It took me most of this season to come to that realization.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Aphrodite posted:

But he’s a bottom tier NHL player and makes Ovechkin worse by being on the ice with him.

That’s not even close to accurate this year.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



You would think being a Boston fan could help you understand that a shithead can also be good at hockey.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



The Washington Capitals will win the Stanley Cup.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



What did Perron do to raise people’s ire? I didn’t see what happened.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007




Yeah that was bad but Vegas wasn't much better:

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Pornographic Memory posted:

There's people calling for Perron to get 10 games for this because they think he left the bench during or to start an altercation.


https://streamable.com/jfbyb

I don't think Perron should get suspended because he didn't really do anything that bad but it seems like it might be an automatic suspension if the NHL really wanted to enforce their rules (they don't):

quote:

70.1
Leaving the Bench
- No player may leave the players’ or penalty bench at any time during an altercation or for the purpose of starting an altercation.

70.10
Fines and Suspensions
– The first player to leave the players’ or penalty bench illegally during an altercation or for the purpose of starting an altercation from either or both teams shall be suspended automatically without pay for the next ten (10) regular League and/or Play-off games of his team.

I dunno it seems really dumb on Perron's part because he risked a 10 game suspension to cross-check Ovechkin once in the back.

Mind_Taker fucked around with this message at 16:44 on May 29, 2018

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Ginette Reno posted:

Seems pretty cut and dry that Perron deserves 10 games. The rule book is clear.

Yeah but there's all sorts of gray area about what constitutes "starting an altercation" and the NHL is likely just going to sweep this under the rug.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



https://twitter.com/Stringhama/status/1001835423407190016

lol NHL refs

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



It's not even like the series against the Rangers in the past where the Rangers actually were playing disciplined. It's poo poo like the missed boarding call where Paquette pasted Orpik in Game 7, Tuch's elbow to Orlov's head, the Reaves cross-check. I accept that the refs are going to let obstruction go even if that's horseshit too, but these are blatant non-obstruction penalties that the refs are willingly not calling.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Brooks Orpik legit had a good game and also scored the game winning goal in the Capitals’ first ever Stanley Cup Finals win.

Also Holtby good.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



I mentioned it in the GDT but if Tuch scored that would have been one of the biggest bullshit bad luck bounces in the history of bad bounces that have gone against the Capitals. Thankfully it didn’t matter.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Is it weird that I think the Capitals will be fine even if Kuznetsov is out? Eller has been playing like a 2C and Backstrom is basically a 1C who was playing 2C because of Kuznetsov. I guess the third line might struggle a bit with Stephenson as center instead of Eller but even Stephenson has been pretty good this postseason.

It sucks but whatever, Caps in 6.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

Eller is very inconsistent. Sometimes he's excellent, sometimes he shits the bed

He shits the bed by taking stupid penalties, which he'd take whether he's on the second or third line. When he's not taking penalties he's been great. Dude has 17 points in 21 playoff games.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Aphrodite posted:

Pat still looks upset.

I mean he's still a Capitals fan.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



They should just do a filibuster from 8:00PM to the actual time of the puck drop.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



https://twitter.com/drosennhl/status/1002944688234561538?s=21

Truly Vegas is a garbage franchise full of copycat losers.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



The Washington Capitals will win the Stanley Cup.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Kawalimus posted:

Didn't the caps trade that one guy who used to play for the Blackhawks(forget his name) straight up to the Blues for TJ Oshie? Because the guy was "a winner" with "cup experience"?

Troy Brouwer. It wasn't a straight up trade but it might as well have been because the adds on Washington's end were minimal, including a third round pick and Pheonix Copley (who eventually got traded back to DC in the Shattenkirk trade). It was a bad trade from STL's point of view but at least Brouwer had a good playoff run with them and they were smart enough to let him walk as a UFA (Calgary then hilariously overpaid for him).

Brouwer was the worst. He was the first person willing to be critical of the team in interviews but I never once heard him talk about how he was part of the problem and needed to be better. He padded his stats on a lethal PP and was otherwise useless. He had 9 points in 35 playoff games with Washington and he wasn't even good with Chicago, where he only had 10 points in 43 playoff games. Washington traded a first rounder to Chicago for him solely because he won a Cup, as you stated, and of course it backfired.

Mind_Taker fucked around with this message at 15:11 on Jun 4, 2018

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Cartoon Man posted:

Your insane if you wouldn’t take a win tonight and a win in Vegas.

This. Also Ovie and Kuzy partying in Vegas after winning a Cup would be great.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



The Washington Capitals will win the Stanley Cup.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Math You posted:

Does anyone have a gif of Backstrom tossing his head back at Miller? TIA

https://twitter.com/hockeykot/status/1003817657219584001

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



HookShot posted:

Why are there two full days off between games, I feel like it was never like this in previous years but it's also possible I'm just old and don't remember poo poo.

Probably due to a 3 hour switch in time zone or some poo poo. It's annoying.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Tom Wilson is pretty good. It sucks that people don't realize it but hey not everyone can be a smart hockey fan.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



https://twitter.com/michael_traikos/status/1004487777080172544?s=21

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

capitals are going to win lord stanley's cup

:yeah: :agreed:

Can't wait for Ovie to burn down Vegas tonight in his post-Cup bender

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



bewbies posted:

do not get

#vegasstrong

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1004805694854516736

If you're rooting for the Knights, you're rooting for making Marco Rubio even just a little bit happier.

Mind_Taker fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Jun 7, 2018

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007




Yessss. Add a second WNBA attendance banner to the rafters.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



John Erskine was badass. He probably sucked at hockey but he’s still cool in my book.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



The Washington Capitals have won the Stanley Cup.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



HOLY loving poo poo THE WASHINGTON CAPITALS HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Literally nothing will top this as a sports fan.

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Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Also give Barry Trotz a dump truck full of money please.

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