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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Watching the Cubs game tonight like a typical NASCAR fan, just on the edge of my seat waiting for the inevitable pileup.

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Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
The Angels lost their third pitcher to TJS today, a win tonight would be swell.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Bases loaded? Swing at the first pitch! :downs:

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Rizzo ... not plunked? :stare:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Start Ian Happ every day, please.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Oh look Happ misplayed a ball in center, what are the odds.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Pancakes posted:

Watching the Cubs game tonight like a typical NASCAR fan, just on the edge of my seat waiting for the inevitable pileup.

Damnit I want to hate this but can't.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Happ having a great inning.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Sydin posted:

Oh look Happ misplayed a ball in center, what are the odds.

In fairness, he looked blinded by the sun.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Good ol' first inning Lester

Good ol' not starting Almora in center

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

lol, Lester, you baby, you have to bounce it to throw to a base.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Morton not looking so great. Have a feeling Yankees gonna crush him

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Cubs do a win

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

MrMidnight posted:

Morton not looking so great. Have a feeling Yankees gonna crush him

*in an old baseball writer voice* he's due

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Even when Heyward gets on base, it's because he rolled one to second base.

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
An Ian Kinsler home run! An Ian Kinsler hit!

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
The CubsTM

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
That, my friends, is a Vengeance Dinger.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Past a diving je

Past a diving didi

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Ok, there have been two innings this game and Happ has taken a bad route to get to two balls.

I mean he made it to the 2nd ball, but it wasn't a good looking run.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
The Cubs are bad and going to lose, but it was worth it to tune in to see the guy in the stands wearing full Expos gear. That guy owns.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Cub crank a dong plz

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

I loving love gleybar

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
Upton with a very nice TOOTBLAN

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


The MLB GDT thing in parenthesis should probably come before the joke title

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

If my team/game wasn't part of the bad joke title I'd probably be posting over in the other one too. It still usually takes me a couple of looks to remember I don't actually have the Astros thread bookmarked.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Popete posted:

Cub crank a dong plz

No dongs only wiffs.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Oh gently caress off that was a ball

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


BADER TATER

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


BADER

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Third game in a row in Atlanta delayed/interrupted by rain

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Munoz has been quietly hitting a ton of singles since he got called back up.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Oh my God, Len and JD, shut the gently caress up about the Rizzo slide. The rule is clear as can be, stop calling it ambiguous. Rizzo deviated from his pathway.

JD especially, Jesus, shut up.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


JEDD!

please clap

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Tom Gorman posted:

JEDD!

please clap

:golfclap:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
gently caress the DH

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
It's sad how much cleaner Jon Lester's swing looks than Jason Heyward's.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Benzooooooo

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Choo choo! :toot:

Old man Zobrist is hot as gently caress lately.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


holy poo poo that batboy

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