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Could God give LeBron teammates so bad even he couldn't make the Finals with them?
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Yes 10 13.51%
No 13 17.57%
Trick question - LeBron is God in the flesh 51 68.92%
Total: 74 votes
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Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
this girl got pipes. maybe a little too much embellishment but very good

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Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
im here

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixOHxXMzq8c

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
will the crowd being smaller result in less juice for the warriors to drink upon?

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
no it's called strategy JVG

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Ghost Dog posted:

if only there was another tiny baby rear end bitch man nearby for perk to bully. oh well

dont worry next year we'll all chip in and send you to the finals, where Perk will most certainly be

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
uhoh we got 8 inch gun curry tonight

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
ah man

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
that looked really close to being really bad

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
lebron shooting so smooth tonight

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
i really wish we didnt still see defense like that constantly, good christ in a drainpipe

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
oh no they dont have klay now they have to fall back on their 2 other league leadingish offensive producers

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
flop sweat. haha

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
am i the only one who thinks that wasn't that catastrophic an injury? he walked off under his own power even. i mean obviously that doesn't mean he can play hoop but i dunno. just a feeling

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

BWV posted:

Lebron has all time shoulders

i feel like dwight howard takes it. ive always been insanely jealous of that dude's physique, especially when he is such a waxy rear end in a top hat

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

mdemone posted:

I've seen tons of guys (usually in football, though) get injured on light contact, walk off with a limp, and turns out they've damaged or torn their ACLs.

yeah about halfway through the post i added the disclaimer cause i thought i sounded stupid but looks like i was right so :shrug:

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

chunkles posted:

dwight howard is disproportionate though. his shoulders are definitely the most impressive but lebron has the total package. and that is innuendo for his dick also.

hes so loving hot du-i mean uh, i have great respect for this sportsman, this champion. straightly.

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Spring Break My Heart posted:

david robinson had some impressive shoulders.

yes this is true.

how did we end up with that rebound

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Codependent Poster posted:

"It's Jordan Clarkson time" - Jordan Clarkson

goddamn the most perfect and true tweet e'er made

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
good finals...and hot!!

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Spring Break My Heart posted:

shaun livingstons the kind of story where i was happy for him at first but now i hate him.

i love him and his game but i hate him because he always smokes us

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
*does the lick-hand-wipe-on-heel thing but backwards, getting dirt in my mouth*

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
nice defense Lebron

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
I DONE SHOOK DICE WITH LARRY NANCE IN PARMA

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
get cooked david west, you're loving 74

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
if our other dudes show up i feel less despondent about this.

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
JEREMY. ANYTHING ELSE BUT YOU SHOOTING. JESUS CHRIST PULL HIM

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

mdemone posted:

If Kevin Love can continue to forget that he is Kevin Love, anyuhthang is pahssubllleeee

he needs to REMEMBER who he is

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

lmao

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Spring Break My Heart posted:

oh whats this? extremely high voltage. well i dont need safety gloves because im jordan clarkson!

lol he's for ever "grimey"

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
that was.......good basketball

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
i feel like draymond used to let it fly way more often

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
HEY EARL LEBRON IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
can we pull away again please

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
why are you screaming about a touch foul you loving retart

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
HE DIDNT TOUCH HIM

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
they actually teched him up

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
curry rootbeering

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
bluhghhhhh im makin waffles

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Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Brolander posted:

bluhghhhhh im makin waffles

audible, pizza instead

warcrimes posted:

is this a euphamism? If not, details pls


the pizza is a frozen newman's own sausage and uncured pepperoni pizza. thin crust

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