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Could God give LeBron teammates so bad even he couldn't make the Finals with them? This poll is closed.
Yes	10	13.51%
No	13	17.57%
Trick question - LeBron is God in the flesh	51	68.92%
Total:	74 votes

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TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Fuckin A Ted you did it.

Thank you, this thread is and always will be be the best way to GDTs.

Also, I think the under of 217.5 is extremely appealing tonight. With a 12.5 point spread the theoretical score would be something like 114-102. After both teams going a bruising 7 games I expect to see some rust and tbqh I don't think Cleveland will break 100.

Final score: GSW 109 CLE 94

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 13:42

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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EugeneJ posted:

Is...that the little girl from Modern Family

where is time going

This is the same girl from the first finals for the dubs when she was like 7 or 8

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 02:09

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Metapod posted:

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1002352746140401665?s=19

I mean playoff tickets are why I stopped reupping my season tickets the first year my finals tickets were $250/seat per game the very next year they were $700.

Gotta have $$ for that tax rite

E: the 2nd set of playoff tickets following the first win cost more than the entire season that year.

TheKevman fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Jun 1, 2018

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 02:11

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Durant looks shook rite

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 02:13

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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verbal enema posted:

How much you think tickets were?

Prob $700 a piece on StubHub for uppers, $1100 for lowers endzones.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 02:15

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Hey take it easy there was traffic as all 600 A's fans empties out next door

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 02:16

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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The warriors are so good they only need an 8 minute run in the 3rd :smug:

it's true tho

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 02:20

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Brolander posted:

dont worry next year we'll all chip in and send you to the finals, where Perk will most certainly be

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 02:22

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Oh gently caress not my klayklay

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 02:23

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Ok bring in zaza lets go

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 02:24

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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mdemone posted:

Thompson's out for the night, I'd bet. He'll be lucky to be back for game 2.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 02:25

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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euphronius posted:

https://twitter.com/ethan_booker/status/1002355965612773376

drat spicy

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 02:26

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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mdemone posted:

I've seen tons of guys (usually in football, though) get injured on light contact, walk off with a limp, and turns out they've damaged or torn their ACLs.

Not trying to be top sky is falling, but that's exactly the type of injury that snaps your ACL.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 02:33

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Radio is saying left lateral leg contusion.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 02:34

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Everyone got their lube?

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 03:17

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Javale, lockdown LeBron defender

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 03:25

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Dias posted:

I don't even get why GSW just wrecks people in the third. Is it better steroids? Do they dope the opposing team's Gatorade at halftime like the Argentinians did that one time against Brazil? Is it just a hustle?

They just have the "it" factor :smug:

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 03:31

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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HahaahahhahahahHHHhhhahahahhahaha not helping the shaqtin there javales

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 03:32

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Jesus Rocket posted:

Omg the opposite of the chaos dunk

The rim blocked the poo poo out of him

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 03:34

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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TheBigAristotle posted:

went to wrong thread lol but lol McGee just lol

Shaqs burner

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 03:36

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Apparently LeBron brought the lube tonight for the dubs

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 03:36

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Pohl posted:

He's competing with McGee.

Some serious shaqtin going on here

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 03:38

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Oh my mister lebron

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 03:41

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Cavs owning the 3rd my worldddd

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 03:42

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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euphronius posted:

TT is legit causing major issues

He was my biggest concern

Other than the best player in the history of the game of course

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 03:43

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Hey there we go

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 03:46

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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euphronius posted:

Can you imagine Lebron with someone as good as Pippen

You mean like a Dwayne Wade or something

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 03:49

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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warcrimes posted:

There are few players I regret not seeing more of but Toronto Chris Bosh is probably top of that list

When Bosh looked like a raptor and played for the raptors that was about as cool as you'll ever get of mascot/player synergy

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 03:55

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Ghost Dog posted:

what is the foul

That part where he smacked his arm I think but it's probably just one of life's great mysteries

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 03:58

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Ghost Dog posted:

someday ill have recordings instead of just knowing that i saw them smack george hills hand and drag him out of bounds on a closeout to no call. fix is in imo

hmm interesting I'd like to see the film please then we'll discuss this "fix" theory that you espouse

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 04:00

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Ghost Dog posted:

jeff green fell down there kevman and you owe me an apology imo

I'm drawing my rebuttal gimme a sec

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 04:06

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Brolander posted:

that was clean. if that ends up bein the difference ill be stampin pissed

The strip was but Nance clobbered his upper body

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 04:08

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Rick posted:

Loony is the Rick Fox of this Warriors team (his own fans don't respect all the little things he does).

So much so that his own team renounced his rights before the season making him a UFA at the end of the year but it's ok he'll prob take the minimum to stay with the team and save Joe some caysh

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 04:11

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Holy loving poo poo LeBron

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 04:17

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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soggybagel posted:

Lebron's passes are so fast.

He's literally the best passer I've ever seen and yes I'm including Nash and Stockton and every other PG on that list. His accuracy, speed, and vision is unreal.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 04:19

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Sorry bros that's a block

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 04:21

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Wait since when can they review block/charge

Since now because Warriors

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 04:22

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Hahahaha I love you guys so much

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 04:23

TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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HAHAAHAHAAHHhhhBBhBHHahahhahahahahhahaahahhahaha

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TheKevman: Dec 13, 2003; I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was

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Hahahahaahahhaha our Javale cancels your JR Smith hahahhaahhHab

# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 04:28

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