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EARL!!!!!!
WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?
AM I GOING TO HAVE TO SHOVE YOUR NOSE IN THAT?!?!?
DID YOU JUST DO WHAT I THINK YOU DID?!?!?
EARL SMITH THE THIRD GET OVER HERE!!!!
[John McEnroe voice]YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!!
I...I JUST...I MEAN...[scanners.gif]
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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Because we just can't have nice things...EVER...it's time for:



I think I'm still homicidal after Game One. LeBron deserved it. Everyone knows he deserved it. God knows he deserved it. Then J.R. Smith literally forgot what the score was, the game went to overtime, and evil prevailed.

I joked before the opener that LeBron James would need to average 50/15/15 to push the series to seven games. Well, 51/8/8 in Game One WAS NOT ENOUGH. Kevin Love was okayish, but outside of that the Cavs were awful.

Golden State was led by the usual: Steph, Klay, Kevin, Dray. The only surprise from them out of Game One was that Kevon Looney started at center.

The refereeing at the tail end of Game One was atrocious. The "L2M" report that came out on Friday stated as much. Draymond Green in particular was the recipient of some very helpful refereeing at the end of regulation.

So, Game Two...

We roughly know what to expect here, so let the pixelated pros explain it to you...

































So, based on what we saw on Thursday night, the lineup might look a little something like this:



Hopefully we end up with another entertaining Game Two, but without all the refereeing horseshit and stupid Draymond Green horseshit.

Maybe LeBron can go for 65/20/20 so the Cavs can eke out a three-point win. Another Warriors win wouldn't be the end of the world for Cleveland, but going down 2-0 to Golden State under any circumstances is a recipe for trouble considering how quickly they can kill a game.

Enjoy!

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Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
kevin durant is a bitch

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

are you sure that's Kevin Love's pixel graphic and not Pau Gasol?

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
According to Chauncey Billups, the Cavs are a "ball team"

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Jota posted:

kevin durant is a bitch
[insert Warrior here] is a bitch

Maybe not Iguodala tho

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
I love the Warriors because I love winners. Warriors will win again.

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

Crazy Ted posted:

[insert Warrior here] is a bitch

Maybe not Iguodala tho

iguodala is the biggest bitch in the nba

E2M2
Mar 2, 2007

Ain't No Thang.

Jota posted:

iguodala is the biggest bitch in the nba

I felt the same way when Al Harrington left for NY

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Jota posted:

iguodala is the biggest bitch in the nba
It's gotta be Durant, no?

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
The biggest bitch in the NBA is probably someone we have no idea about, but based on observation it's Carmelo Anthony

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

lebron maintained his ~.33 points per post i make so im gonna have to post about 300 times enjoy

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

Crazy Ted posted:

It's gotta be Durant, no?

no

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

iggy gave up on his team mid playoff series cause of mark jacksons prayer circle. he liked mark jackson so much he decided to throw a playoff series against him. mark. jackson.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Ghost Dog posted:

iggy gave up on his team mid playoff series cause of mark jacksons prayer circle

Haven't you ever played Age of Empires 2

Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.
Posting in this thread in order to sticky it.

If LeBron scores more than 50 AND the Cavs win I'll donate $100 to GiveDirectly. I don't have PM so you'll have to keep me honest by spamming this thread until I donate.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Ghost Dog posted:

iggy gave up on his team mid playoff series cause of mark jacksons prayer circle. he liked mark jackson so much he decided to throw a playoff series against him. mark. jackson.
I completely forgot about that, to be honest.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
i hope lebron wins this time

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

i have no faith in earl :sigh:

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
go lebron, gently caress GSW

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
im here. sorry everyone

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

My captain ....

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Hey, that was Squib Cakes, by Tower of Power. Neat.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

My god that game face

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
this is some nice funky syncopation

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

lol lebrons eye is still hosed up

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Omg this anthem is amazing

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

:swoon: instrumental anthem! :swoon:

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
People saying wo-yors drives me crazy

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


santana rocking the Cookie the Clown look

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
loving christ

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Holy loving poo poo

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


man it's a hot one

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

At first I thought that this would be cooler than some rando singing, but it is also not very good

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

that's one way to stand up

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/1003427219509739521

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Santana got really old, ugly, and fat

Spoke Lee
Dec 31, 2004

chairizard lol
Lol, he got outshined by the drummer, nice.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
this drumming is one hell of a pace.

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Frabba
May 30, 2008

Investing in chewy toy futures

blue squares posted:

Santana got really old, ugly, and fat

Still plays a mean guitar though.

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Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

what the christ happened to santana

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