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This is my pal Meaty Pete. He likes to go on adventures and hang out around the house  He is a good room mate, look at him scrub the microwave with glee.  He even took out the trash! Such a good little guy.  On our way to the liquor store to keep poo poo interesting, Meaty Pete always buckles up for saftey, be like Meaty Pete. Any suggestions for adventures when we get back would be appreciated.
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Jun 4, 2018 19:44
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IDONTPOST posted:You should probably give extra food to the poor instead of playing with it. Meaty Pete is 100% made of chicken dog treats. My dog eyes him sometimes but they seem to have some kind of truce.
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Jun 4, 2018 19:58
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Jay_Zombie posted:Eat Pete. That would make pete sad though.
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Jun 4, 2018 19:59
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He decided to bust out his trumpet on the way home in retaliation to kids with their recorders. Sorry Meaty Pete, it feels wrong to play Taps at little kids. 
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Jun 4, 2018 20:06
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Tom Gorman posted:is Meaty Pete actual bacon or is he made of dog treats? He is dog treats.
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Jun 4, 2018 20:07
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Gay Weed Dad posted:Clean your car and stop letting your dope head friends smoke while they are nodding. Yeah, it was like that when I got it from an auction, but it is reliable and gets Meaty Pete and I around.
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Jun 4, 2018 20:09
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I thought dogs liked butts?
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Jun 4, 2018 20:11
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Gay Weed Dad posted:I can appreciate being on a budget but you really ought to clean the hair/filth amalgam from the seats. My last car cost me $500 but with a bit of elbow grease I was getting compliments on how well-kept it was for its age. There are cigarette burns all over the interior from the previous owner, I dont really care. Meaty Pete seems cool with it.
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Jun 4, 2018 20:19
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 OH GOD HOW DO YOU STOMACH PUMP DOG JERKY?
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Jun 4, 2018 20:32
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I called 911 and told him he ate all the benadryl and they just hung up on me when I told them it Was dog jerky. Help!
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Jun 4, 2018 20:35
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Rushing Meaty Pete to the hospital RN! I am so glad he is pocket sized.
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Jun 5, 2018 00:44
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 He is doing better, After I was laughed out of the hospital I stopped at Walmart and got some activated charcoal out of a aquarium filter. It was hard to get it down but he seems better.
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Jun 5, 2018 01:41
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Burt Sexual posted:Two loving cigarette lighters? Omg nice ride for Pete’s habit. And neither work.
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Jun 5, 2018 01:43
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I dont wanna. It is almost Meaty Petes bedtime.
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Jun 5, 2018 02:06
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Overdosing on Benadryl suggests some serious problems with substance abuse, have you talked to him about it OP? Try to get him some help maybe? I know it's heavy poo poo but you guys seem pretty close, close enough that you can bring that kind of subject up without it getting nasty. I will talk to him about it, I am about to tuck him into bed. It will be hard, I hope it does not hinder our adventures tomorrow. I think we are gonna go feed geese.
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Jun 5, 2018 02:41
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 Meaty Pete says goodnight guys! He is all tuckered out.
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Jun 5, 2018 02:53
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Flambeau posted:Thanks for sharing Meaty Pete's adventures with us today. He's lucky to have a good friend like you watching out for him. Thanks pal! There will be more tomorrow. He is all tuckered out.
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Jun 5, 2018 03:43
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Meaty Pete Is helping me make tea this morning while making a kinda awkward dick joke.
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Jun 10, 2018 15:33
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I dont know about the bacon, I have never made it in front of him but I imagine that it would be weird. We have some errands to run today and Meaty Pete is eager to come along.
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Jun 10, 2018 15:49
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Stinky_Pete posted:Hey, you know, just make sure Meaty Pete takes a shower now and then. There are serious consequences if he doesn't, believe me. What if he molds?
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Jun 10, 2018 17:16
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EdwardSwifferhands posted:Does your slipper have an antenna!? I like your thread and wish good things for you and Pete. Do not turn this into some kind of snuff porn where he dies at the end. Nah, it is just an ear. It is my bunny slipper. He likes it in there.
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Jun 10, 2018 20:10
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Meaty Pete and I are making salmon cakes for dinner!
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Jun 10, 2018 23:46
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Flambeau posted:Awesome. I use that brand for salmon cakes, too. Its my favorite. But one time i got one can that was all intestines.
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Jun 11, 2018 00:43
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I would but I dont really use one, I just kinda eyeball it all while mixing until the texture is right. Then I fry em up till brown on both sides.
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Jun 11, 2018 01:58
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Does Meaty Pete have a dog friend? He sure does! Her name is Pippi!  They are kept FAR apart at all times though. That would not be a happy trip to the vet.
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Jun 11, 2018 04:23
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Clipperton posted:mornin pete Meaty Pete says "Good morning!". He is outside right now hanging out with his pal Marigold Jim. 
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Jun 11, 2018 18:15
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He is all about keeping his style looking hip.
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Jun 11, 2018 18:34
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:op do you have conversations or arguments with Meaty? Why would I ever argue with Meaty Pete? He is such a great pal!
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Jun 11, 2018 19:07
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Gay Weed Dad posted:OP they say "cleanliness is next to godliness" and god dammit you need to clean that loving car! But I dont wanna. It was like that when I got it. It was cheap and I dont really care.
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Jun 11, 2018 21:09
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I just realized that if I glued googly eyes to the top of my fence it looks like a octopus shrugging its shoulders.
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Jun 13, 2018 02:29
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Mr Shrugging Octopus does not seem as friendly during a dark and stormy night. I might have made a mistake.
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Jun 13, 2018 03:03
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I am willing to take the risk of an evil gatelord if I get a chance to have an cool one.
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Jun 13, 2018 14:01
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