What's your sisyphean hell?

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WindmillSlayer

I just experienced mine. A "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" level of hell.

So there I am, two joints in. Just got home from work. Ready to go lay down. It begins. Each of the following events is the entrance and exit of my room.

I clean up my room a bit, but spill some Mug� root beer.

I go get cleaning supplies and see a bag of pistachios.

I get the bag of pistachios and bring them to my room.

I realize I haven't cleaned the root beer.

Go get cleaning supplies.

Realize I need a bowl for my pistachios.

Don't forget to clean, I scream at myself. I clean up the spill.

Finally, done with work, I change into PJs, lay down. Finally relaxed.

Realize I forgot to bring a bowl for my pistachios to my room.

Realize upon getting a bowl I forgot to put the cleaning supplies away.

At this point, I gave up. I have no bowl for my pistachios. If I tried to get one something new would enter this horrible, vicious world I was briefly a part of.

Share, in this safe space, the hells you've experienced.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 01:37

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 09:04

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

Every day I wake up

# ? Jun 9, 2018 02:24

Manifisto

am hungry for hot dogs
enter store with optimism
pick up pack of 10 hot dogs
go looking for buns
buns are in packs of 8
realize with horror that anything less than 40 hot dogs will result in waste
I cannot eat 40 hot dogs, I've tried
run through store frantically trying to make friends to eat hot dogs with me
my enthusiasm engenders suspicion
begin to think that hot dogs will be forever out of my reach
suddenly I hear a voice next to me
a man is standing there, holding a single hot dog
he offers it to me
overwhelmed with gratitude, I start eating the hot dog
it is the best thing I've ever tasted
time passes, things sort of go blank
when I come to, I am standing next to the deli counter, shoveling service tickets into my mouth
I spit them out as discreetly as possible
slinking back towards the exit I realize I am still hungry
by the checkout counters there is an advertisement depicting a single, perfect hot dog
slow dolly zoom on hot dog accompanied by screeching violins
fin

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jun 9, 2018 03:03

Elephant Parade

WindmillSlayer posted:

I just experienced mine. A "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" level of hell.

So there I am, two joints in. Just got home from work. Ready to go lay down. It begins. Each of the following events is the entrance and exit of my room.

I clean up my room a bit, but spill some Mug� root beer.

I go get cleaning supplies and see a bag of pistachios.

I get the bag of pistachios and bring them to my room.

I realize I haven't cleaned the root beer.

Go get cleaning supplies.

Realize I need a bowl for my pistachios.

Don't forget to clean, I scream at myself. I clean up the spill.

Finally, done with work, I change into PJs, lay down. Finally relaxed.

Realize I forgot to bring a bowl for my pistachios to my room.

Realize upon getting a bowl I forgot to put the cleaning supplies away.

At this point, I gave up. I have no bowl for my pistachios. If I tried to get one something new would enter this horrible, vicious world I was briefly a part of.

Share, in this safe space, the hells you've experienced.

in my Sisyphean hell, nobody understands how to use paragraphs. it really sucks and every day I desperately wish I was somewhere else

# ? Jun 9, 2018 20:55

take the moon: by sebmojo

Ride The Gravitron posted:

Every day I wake up

not an eq

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# ? Jun 9, 2018 22:32

WindmillSlayer

Elephant Parade posted:

in my Sisyphean hell, nobody understands how to use paragraphs. it really sucks and every day I desperately wish I was somewhere else

go somewhere else then, might i suggest anal retentive hell, where cool dudes hang out and dont poo poo, and type big paragraphs about dumbass stuff

# ? Jun 10, 2018 02:26

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 09:04

DavidAlltheTime: All David...all the TIME!

I'm carrying a banana, duct tape, and a bottle. I see a dollar, and stoop to pick it up. I drop the banana while grabbing the dollar. I drop the duct tape while grabbing the banana. I drop the bottle while grabbing the duct tape. I drop the dollar while grabbing the bottle. I drop the banana while grabbing the dollar. I drop the duct tape while grabbing the banana. I drop the bottle while grabbing the duct tape. I drop the dollar while grabbing the bottle. I drop the banana while grabbing the dollar. I drop the duct tape while grabbing the banana. I drop the bottle while grabbing the duct tape. I drop the dollar while grabbing the bottle. I drop the banana while grabbing the dollar. I drop the duct tape while grabbing the banana. I drop the bottle while grabbing the duct tape. I drop the dollar while grabbing the bottle. I drop the banana while grabbing the dollar. I drop the duct tape while grabbing the banana. I drop the bottle while grabbing the duct tape. I drop the dollar while grabbing the bottle. Someone is filming me.

# ? Jun 10, 2018 06:06

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