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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Last year's main event was the best wrestling match I have ever seen, so if this one isn't quite as good I'm not gonna be disappointed, but if it is just as good or somehow even better... :vince:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MassRafTer posted:

Weird how this post will be edited at 8 AM tomorrow morning.

I'm certainly not going to edit my post about how it takes 90 minutes before they get the first fall :hellyeah:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Gonna miss a large chunk of this due to prior obligations, but I'm hopeful that I'll get to see at least the last two matches, and hopefully the last three, live.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my God this timing, yessss!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Once it gets to the third fall, you guys think Okada is gonna tear the long boys off to reveal his original trunks?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

frankenfreak posted:

He's gonna have to go full Taichi to beat Kenny?

Please don't spoil how Garou beats Saitama.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

extradite THIS! posted:

He's going to tear them off to reveal a pair of even longer boys

yessssssss

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

STONE COLD 64 posted:

see u guys in 80 minutes

Only gonna post during the final 2 falls, eh?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Aesculus posted:

They're going 90+ minutes.

Yes, then fall 2 starts.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Well... killing Okada is one way to get the win, I guess :stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Benne posted:

Pretty sure Gedo is the only guy in that building cheering Okada

Haha, can Gedo's love for his perfect son outweigh the love of thousands of adoring fans for Kenny?

That's not rhetorical, I honestly don't know. He loves Okada alot!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

abraham linksys posted:

gedo calling for the rainmaker while okada's not even slightly in control

I think he's saying,"Come on Rainmaker!" as in Okada's nickname, not his finisher.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Carlioo posted:

Kenny wins this, Kota wins the G1 and challenges Kenny at the dome. Double main event, IWGP heavyweight championship and a wedding.

Priest Goto: Do you take this man in sickness and in health, in good times and bad, as Champion and challenger?
Kota: I do.
Priest Goto: And finally, do you promise to sign a contract to be a fulltimer in New Japan and also to explicitly join the Bullet Club faction?
Kota: :stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

...hey.... HEY! Any of you guys also noticed both these guys loving rule and are amazing wrestlers?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Huh. So now they're BOTH dead?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my loving God that missile dropkick :stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Phenix Rising posted:

They both said in their interviews that the pace was the important thing to keep in mind for this match and they have both fully thrown that theory out the window

Best part is that you know this is because both guys initially tried to pace themselves but have found themselves having to ramp up the intensity in a desperate effort to get the better of the other, but both of them just keep on keeping pace and poo poo is gonna get even crazier as we go along.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my loving God

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

extradite THIS! posted:

Turns out Dominion is also a two-day event because these guys will just continue until Sunday night

... I'm good with this.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I can't loving wait for him to finally hit the One Winged Angel, it's gonna be sooooo loving good.

THE DROPKICK! :supaburn:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

extradite THIS! posted:

2.99999999999999

:derp:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SatoshiMiwa posted:

How are they getting the crowd to bite on near falls on the first fall of a 2 out of 3 falls match

Because they're the two best wrestlers in the world and it's loving amazing :hellyeah:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

FIRST FALL TO OKADA!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Kenny now has to beat Okada twice in back-to-back matches. He has only ever managed to beat Okada ONCE before in all their previous matches.

So loving gooooood.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


This must be what it is like to punch God :stonk:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

yea ok posted:

could do without the dorky vg references

I'm listening to the Japanese commentary. For all I know they're also making dorky videogame references, but via the medium of terrified screaming Japanese men.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

...Jesus....

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

yea ok posted:

nah, it's kenny's move names and "you can't escape" is a street fighter thing. just takes away from what's been played as a really important pride thing to me

Oh I didn't even realize it was from a videogame v:shobon:v

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Okada, you okay!?!" :3:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my God Okada is so loving good at EVERYTHING

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

OH MY HOLY gently caress

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The crowd fully, genuinely believed Okada was going to win there and clean sweep the match :vince:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Your Parents posted:

kennys gonna have to bust out the pedigree

Okada kicks out at 1, from Connecticut you hear a guttural howl of despair.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

ONE!

WINGED!

ANGEL!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I was sure they were saving the OWA for the 3rd fall, I have no idea how they're going to end this now :stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

an_mutt posted:

Really thought Okada was gonna kick out there, lmao

I think Kenny would have straight up just burst into tears if that happened

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I love wrestling so, so, so much.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Carlioo posted:

oh my god he still hasn't hit the rainmaker

Not enough gun :clint:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rarity posted:

Right, I'm going dark for this one. Wish me luck (in not having a heart attack)

See you on the other side (of the match), friend.

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