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Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
:page3:

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Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean
stay safe trash panda :(

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
When he reaches the top, the fungus inside his brain will release its spores and infect the whole block.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

lol the entire capital city of Minnesota has ground to a halt

https://twitter.com/timnelson_mpr/status/1006648290962755584

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
They better bring out a choppa. Hell throw in some emergency personnel too, let's waste some money.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Get that idiot bradzilla to save the raccoon:angel:

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
someone feed him and give water!!!


maybe we should give him a hot raccoon wife/husband at the top

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Let's import that house climbing dude from France, he'll get the raccoon down and they can form a crime fighting duo

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Have they tried asking it what it wants?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
they put live capture traps on the roof but they cant put a secured harness on a guy and have him climb down an old-timey rope ladder?

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy

gary oldmans diary posted:

they put live capture traps on the roof but they cant put a secured harness on a guy and have him climb down an old-timey rope ladder?

raccoons are wild animals that will attack when threatened and this little fucker is probably feeling plenty threatened

they are not stray cats that you can pick up and carry in the crook of your arm

naem
May 29, 2011

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

someone feed him and give water!!!


maybe we should give him a hot raccoon wife/husband at the top

I love my hot raccoon wife/husband

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Wulfolme posted:

raccoons are wild animals that will attack when threatened and this little fucker is probably feeling plenty threatened

they are not stray cats that you can pick up and carry in the crook of your arm

A crazy idea, but I THINK they make gloves for handling animals like this.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Bet if they just lower a bin full of garbage on a rope, the thing won't be able to resist it.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Wulfolme posted:

raccoons are wild animals that will attack when threatened and this little fucker is probably feeling plenty threatened

they are not stray cats that you can pick up and carry in the crook of your arm

BS. Get that guy that made that metal suit to protect himself from bears.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
please for all that is holy let them save it and lower him to the street somehow and it run straight back up the build lmao

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

nobody wants to be responsible for this thing falling to its death. and/or getting rabies from it

Skyscraper Raccoon
Jun 12, 2018

Started from the bottom, now we here
Get in pussies, we're headed to the penthouse

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I'll do it. I'll hug the raccoon.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Mnoba posted:

please for all that is holy let them save it and lower him to the street somehow and it run straight back up the build lmao

Yes.

Iron Croissant 64
Jun 2, 2018

by R. Guyovich
Why dont they just open every window on the next floor and grab it? We've got antibiotics and rabies treatments all day. LOOK AT THOSE PAWS! LOOK AT THAT FACE! He must be saved.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
lol anything they could do including nothing risks killing it which is a terrible look for them

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
who lives in st paul, need someone to go help it

Rip_Van_Winkle
Jul 21, 2011

"When life gives you ghosts, you make ghost-robots"

I think this is a philosophy we can all aspire to.

Hope that raccoon runs for mayor

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
https://twitter.com/MprRaccoon?lang=en

here's her twitter

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

BS. Get that guy that made that metal suit to protect himself from bears.

That guy's name is Troy Hurtubise. Not sure why I have that tucked away in memory but there it is.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Lol people are going nuts over a vermin that is regular roadkill. I mean don’t kill it, but ropes and poo poo?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
raccoons are really cool imo

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9rwHY6Ijh4

NightshadeGenitals
Dec 28, 2017

Star maths and wishy thinking

Captain Yossarian posted:

A crazy idea, but I THINK they make gloves for handling animals like this.

Raccoons are loving retards and get themselves into retarded situations like this all the time. Putting a human life at potential risk for one of those idiot things is as stupid as a raccoon.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
every dumb thing happens all over the world but when it happens in my backyard i handle it

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
honestly very concerned about this

pikabelle
Nov 23, 2012
The live feed is disappointing, if I wanted to watch a woman on her phone I’d look... anywhere else.

Give me spidercoon!

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lutha Mahtin posted:

lol the entire capital city of Minnesota has ground to a halt

https://twitter.com/timnelson_mpr/status/1006648290962755584
too dangerous??? send the loving window washers up with some water and some discarded poo poo from a wendy's dumpster!

heartless bastards

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
this raccoon is going to die and no one cares.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
maybe they should send one person at a time to rescue the raccoon, with each failing and falling to their death until the city of minneapolis is completely depopulated. then the raccoon can simply jump on to the giant pile of corpses and maybe chow down.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Irradiation posted:

Trash panda is a stupid name because raccoons are cool and pandas are dumb as poo poo.

an unpopular but nonetheless true position

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

NightshadeGenitals posted:

Raccoons are loving retards and get themselves into retarded situations like this all the time. Putting a human life at potential risk for one of those idiot things is as stupid as a raccoon.

I legitimately care more about the raccoon

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Dolphin posted:

this raccoon is going to die and no one cares.

I live in the state next door to this.

Do you know how many of these fuckers I see as road kill on a one way commute to work every single morning?
This isn't a family dog or a beautiful Arabian stallion.

I mean, don't get me wrong, I don't want to see it fall off the side of the drat building or whatever, but ...come on.

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Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Mnoba posted:

who lives in st paul, need someone to go help it

i tried

no but really, i was already driving past downtown on my way home so i took a detour. as i was sitting at a red light i glanced up and saw some brown fluff peeking over the side of the ledge :) it's a really tall and impressive climb to see in person! the only people i saw who were obviously watching it were about a half dozen people camped out nearby. they appeared to be media people: a couple of them had TV cameras and others had film photo cameras

true to form, it was about 6 pm so the streets of saint paul were otherwise completely deserted

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