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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I'm just starting another playthrough of XCOM 2 WOTC.
Post your names here if you want in and i'll post before/after mission breakdowns of who made it and who got dusted

So in this format:
First name/ Last name
Nickname

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Hell yeah just put me in as Fister Roboto.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
So in this format:
First name/ Last name
Nickname

REAL AMERICAN
MAGA

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





ded posted:

So in this format:
First name/ Last name
Nickname

REAL AMERICAN
MAGA

i already had someone in discord volunteer as trump, so you two are gonna be bond buddies

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

VEEVS MIRIALIS

AGENT 69RD

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

CSM 1SG

Get off the grass

A SOF Marine
May 29, 2013
Put me in so I can get killed by MyPay.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
Terrible Robot
SMDFTB

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
Ed Balls
Hotmouth

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Right, Corporal Outrider, Squaddie Terrible Robot, and Rookies Viva Mariya and A Sof Marine went into a resistance haven to save civvies.
19 civilian targets in need of rescuing.

Final outcome:
One civilian was sadly killed when a frag grenade took a bad bounce and wound up nearer to her than intended. Outrider has been counselled on her failure to yell 'grenade'.
Congratulations to Corporal Robot, Squaddies Mariya and SOF Marine, and enjoy your 27 days in a hospital bed after you tried to tank a faceless, SOF marine.
16 of 19 civilians made it home.

A SOF Marine now has phobophobia, so has a chance to panic when a squadmate panics.
Whiny little bitch.

Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Jun 16, 2018

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Pooki Bear

Genderstomper58

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

First/Last name:

Dickson Mabooty

Nickname:

PleasinJesus69

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Operation Dragon Hawk was a failure.

Rookie REAL AMERICAN, Corporal Donald "iKon" Trump, and Corporal Terrible Robot embarked on a mission to rescue Pratal Mox.

REAL AMERICAN promptly lived up to his name by getting spotted and opening fire on everything in sight.
Terrible Robot bravely sacrificed himself for the sake of Donald Trump and REAL AMERICAN. I actually drat near got them all out alive, one more turn would have seen them safely home with the hostage, but TR got hit by a Stasis which wore off at the end of his turn, leaving him wide open to get loving wrecked by the 5 enemies who had surrounded him.
The hostage remains unrescued.
Join me in mourning a Terrible Robot.

boy are my arms tired
May 10, 2012

Ham Wrangler
Arms Tired
Boy

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
o7 :911:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Shim Azu

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Lando “Good Boy” Howlrissian

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I don't think I'l bother with doing individual mission writeups unless someone dies, I'll just do a countup once a day or something.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Jefferson
Beauregard
Sessions

His armor has to be all white.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Dick Hertz

Gonorrhea

havent heard a peep
May 29, 2003

When Steve Jobs died it wasn't the first job I'd lost that week.
poo poo rear end
Fuckup

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Here's how things stand at present.
Sergeants:
"Two Finger" - Sharpshooter
"iKon" - Ranger (he who survived a mission under very suspicious circumstances when Terrible Robot didn't make it home)
Corporals:
"Outrider" - Reaper
"SeanMac" - Grenadier
Squaddies:
Viva Mariya, Grenadier
A SOF Marine, Specialist
Ed Balls, Grenadier
EBB, Specialist
REAL AMERICAN, Ranger
4 The Mare, sharpshooter
J Krusinski, sharpshooter
N4I, Ranger
Rookies:
Dickson Mabooty
Pooki Bear
Lando Howlrissian
Jefferson Sessions

KIA:
Terrible Robot

I'm going to cycle through everyone as much as possible, to expose them all to enemy fire spread experience throughout the ranks.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

guess i wasnt cut out for it

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





There's a couple left that I need to put in, but funds are tight early game and I haven't recruited anyone yet.
Yes I'm aware you were the first post, I somehow missed that when I was naming people lol

A SOF Marine
May 29, 2013
Excited for my inevitable death.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Slavic Crime Yacht posted:

There's a couple left that I need to put in, but funds are tight early game and I haven't recruited anyone yet.
Yes I'm aware you were the first post, I somehow missed that when I was naming people lol

all good bro :thumbsup:

A SOF Marine posted:

Excited for my inevitable death.

Tyro
Nov 10, 2009
I'm in when you get funds for fresh meat. I'll take Pork Pie (civilian).

I know it's old now but if anyone in this thread doesn't have a copy of Enemy Within, I have one on Steam I'd be happy to give out. Still fun to play.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I'm a drone weenie :laffo:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





pictured:

Donald "iKon" Trump standing over the corpse of REAL AMERICAN as he promotes himself Lieutenant. I feel this is a good depiction of where we are at in real life.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Dickson mabooty the rookie.

Only to file up the ranks to prove to his dad he wasn't a complete failure

Nice and hot piss fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Jun 17, 2018

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





looooooooooooool trump got shot in the face while standing over REAL AMERICAN's corpse

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I wasn't going to do individual after-action reports anymore, but this is really loving super:

Four entered the tunnels below Beijing to extract a resistance operative. Three returned. Two Finger, the Reaper ally, and the operative.

REAL AMERICAN and Donald Trump never returned.

Make of this what you will.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
Dirk "HCT" America

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
Jimmy
“Superfly”
Snuka

iKon
Oct 4, 2000

CAN'T TEST
WON'T TEST

Slavic Crime Yacht posted:

REAL AMERICAN and Donald Trump never returned.

FAKE NEWS

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

mods should probate anyone that dies for a week

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





i could hit people with sixers i guess

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





oh wait ebb's in china, that makes me mod for the month :getin:

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Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band
Lyndon Johnson
"Big"

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