Pablo Nergigante posted:

I have severe Normie Derangement Syndrome and play every Assassin’s Creed game.

Wormskull posted:

Pretended to be a mute ukrainian girl on steam in TF2 and CS for 2 years using a picture I got from awful yearbook.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Joked around with a kid who looked like Jay Leno by calling him Leno good naturedly, even tho at that tender age it probably hurt him at some level, the nickname stuck until hs graduation. Anyway the point is this whole time he would be playing various versions of Dragon Quest on gameboys/phones in the middle of class, which is, as I look back at it now, the most badass poo poo I ever seen in my life. Years later I got way into DQ and realized my fatal mistake. My bad Leno.

HORMELCHILI posted:

TCG cheaters should be given the same treatment as child molesters, hell it would probably be a good preventative measure even

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

Me too. The settings are always cool enough to get my guard down when they go on sale. I even kinda like Syndicate.

Wormskull posted:

Swinging a dead rottweiler around in a trash bag and slamming it against dumpsters and trees while my homies hoot and holler and slap the buttons on a blown out Magical Drop II cabinet with a caved in monitor.

Wormskull posted:

Think I've said this before but my cousin convinced me and my entire family that the rust discoloration on his Pokemon Yellow cartridge was from me putting it in my rear end.

HolePisser1982 posted:

when modern warfare 1 was at its peak on xbox live, just about every other match had a 15 year old screaming the n word into the mic or calling people gay. that stuff's detestable to me (no poo poo) so i HAD to shut them down in a way that was fun for me and would make my friends crack up. which brings me to my gaming demon, which is that i basically spent all of my free time in 2008 telling teenagers i was going to suck their dads off

goferchan posted:

Almost definitely lol . What was your sn?

In Training posted:

Dracula has joined the chat.

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

I'd say this is a secret gaming demon because it's embarrassing enough I'd never tell anyone irl about it plus it's sort of a nightmare so that counts as a demon

I regularly (as in, at least twice a month) have a dream where I find some rundown store in some shithole part of the country and because it's in a pretty unpopular area filled with old people, they still have brand new copies of old games. Like in the dream I go into the video game section of the store and yeah they have ps4 stuff but under tons of dust they still have sealed nes games and snes consoles. I always climb up one of the shelves and there's an entire box of brand new snes consoles never opened. Oh and the prices are like $2 because they've been sitting there for years and no one buys them

I always get in a bad mood from it when I wake up and for a few hours I have a deep seething desire to buy a sealed nes game or new in the box Game Boy red play it now colored system on ebay.

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

Congratulations on the new house. By the way for probably five years after I bought my house I had dreams of discovering new hidden parts of my house. Like "holy poo poo, there's an entire room I just found by accident, I'm gonna make it an arcade room" and that was another aggravating dream to wake up from. You can count on having a LOT of dreams about finding new rooms and even floors in your house for years to come.

It probably has something to do with paranoia that the new house isn't big enough even if it is. And of course we just mix video games in with it sometimes lol

elf help book posted:

need a gamer's Supermarket Sweep

HolePisser1982 posted:

the time i canceled a recurring payment in a vivid dream and then had to try to talk around it months later when i was trying to get my money back

Fargield posted:

net cafe scandal posted:

Ah.. one time at Nintendo World when I was 12 or so I called a bunch of black and latino teens playing Smash Bros Melee amateurs under my breath and they overheard me challenged me to a 4 player FFA that I got last place in, and mocked ne as I left the store ten minutes later, which is easily the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened in my life.

goferchan posted:

I think I've told this before but someone hacked my PSN account and made their PS4 the primary PS4 on my account so I couldn't play games anymore without being logged in. I called Sony support and they wouldn't undo it so I called back and stole valor and told the rep I was in the military and deploying overseas where I wouldn't have an internet connection and the rep reset my primary console for me. That's the only time I've ever stolen valor and it worked out great.

SoR Blaze posted:

After getting whipped at smash bros melee a bunch by my group of friends, I bought a gamecube and played it every day after school with this one weird dude for like a year and read gamefaqs tier lists and stuff to get good at the game. 2 years later after we weren't friends anymore his parents came over to my house to ask me to talk to him because they were worried he was going to commit suicide or shoot up the school or something but I never did and he's dead now.