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July 16th I’ll be 50 and feel my mortality. For all the young goons at 45 you WILL jump the shark. Your body will shift and change dramatically. I was strong and virile and thought I could fight off age but time will will. Look at Jesse the Body Ventura and see how a strong body builder can turn into a fat old piece of poo poo. Enjoy youth. Enjoy the fact that you feel immortal. After my heart attack I feel my mortality. I have had 3 friends by age 40 die of a heart attack. Enjoy eternity dead my beautiful goons.
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I'm 30, get bent old man 
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Jun 30, 2018 07:02
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My birthday is next Saturday. I feel same as I did at 21, im never gonna not feel that way. Never!
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Kuato posted:My birthday is next Saturday. I feel same as I did at 21, im never gonna not feel that way. Never! I'm sorry you've had heart disease since your early twenties
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Jun 30, 2018 07:04
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Future medical science will keep me young forever once I become a rich person.
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Jun 30, 2018 07:05
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lol if u haven't transcended time itself.
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Jun 30, 2018 07:07
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Liquidate everyone over 40 IMHO
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Jun 30, 2018 07:07
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You should buy a motorbike OP.
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gently caress, I'm going to hit 40 in a couple of years and at 50 I might as well go find a belt and a door handle
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binge crotching posted:gently caress, I'm going to hit 40 in a couple of years and at 50 I might as well go find a belt and a door handle You're never to young to start practicing autoerotic asphyxiation my friend
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I’m in my mid-forty’s and my body has already broken down OP. I hope I die soon.
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The Dennis System posted:I’m in my mid-forty’s and my body has already broken down OP. I hope I die soon. In that case I hope you live a long life 
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Jun 30, 2018 07:29
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Sid Vicious posted:In that case I hope you live a long life Ice cold, man.
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The Dennis System posted:Ice cold, man. Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
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Piggy Smalls posted:July 16th I’ll be 50 and feel my mortality. For all the young goons at 45 you WILL jump the shark. Your body will shift and change dramatically. I was strong and virile and thought I could fight off age but time will will. Look at Jesse the Body Ventura and see how a strong body builder can turn into a fat old piece of poo poo. Enjoy youth. Enjoy the fact that you feel immortal. After my heart attack I feel my mortality. I have had 3 friends by age 40 die of a heart attack. Enjoy eternity dead my beautiful goons. Thanks for voting for Trump statistically.
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Jun 30, 2018 07:33
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Thanks for voting for Trump statistically. gently caress trump
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Jun 30, 2018 07:34
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what the gently caress are your friends doing to die at 40 from a heart attack?
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Sid Vicious posted:You're never to young to start practicing autoerotic asphyxiation my friend apparently this carries a risk of instant death because it fucks with your vagus nerve or something. well just thought I'd warn everybody because at first it sounds like a good idea, and then it sounds like a great idea, but it's not a great idea after all.
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Jun 30, 2018 07:42
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You're half a century old now. Dwell on that and inevitably buy yourself a convertible.
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Jun 30, 2018 07:46
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You're only as old as the woman you feel, OP.
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Jun 30, 2018 07:54
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gently caress you shut up
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remember that SNL sketch, Im fifty, fifty years old, fifty! Man that is unfunny to think about
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The_Politics_Man posted:what the gently caress are your friends doing to die at 40 from a heart attack? Obese goons probably idk
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Mario death mask posted:remember that SNL sketch, Im fifty, fifty years old, fifty! Let alone watch
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Piggy Smalls posted:July 16th I’ll be 50 and feel my mortality. For all the young goons at 45 you WILL jump the shark. Your body will shift and change dramatically. I was strong and virile and thought I could fight off age but time will will. Look at Jesse the Body Ventura and see how a strong body builder can turn into a fat old piece of poo poo. Enjoy youth. Enjoy the fact that you feel immortal. After my heart attack I feel my mortality. I have had 3 friends by age 40 die of a heart attack. Enjoy eternity dead my beautiful goons. I believe you. I'm 35 and try to eat as much rear end as possible now because soon it will be too late.
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The_Politics_Man posted:what the gently caress are your friends doing to die at 40 from a heart attack? They all met in the smoking section of the lard eating convention
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Jun 30, 2018 10:34
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Tempus faggit
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im 28 and every day before bed i pray i die in my sleep edit: or literally any time anywhere death would be cool, but preferably during sleep i have a feeling im am going to live to like 120 or be the first immortal human or something because the world is cruel discarded box fucked around with this message at 11:30 on Jun 30, 2018 |
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Jun 30, 2018 11:27
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i am comforted by the knowledge that everyone else dies too
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That feel when you're too old to read what irony level a given new meme is on
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Piggy Smalls posted:July 16th I’ll be 50 and feel my mortality. For all the young goons at 45 you WILL jump the shark. Your body will shift and change dramatically. I was strong and virile and thought I could fight off age but time will will. Look at Jesse the Body Ventura and see how a strong body builder can turn into a fat old piece of poo poo. Enjoy youth. Enjoy the fact that you feel immortal. After my heart attack I feel my mortality. I have had 3 friends by age 40 die of a heart attack. Enjoy eternity dead my beautiful goons.
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a hole-y ghost posted:whoa thats pretty old. geez I'll probably be dead long before then please tell me your secret
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Jun 30, 2018 11:33
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Chinatown posted:Liquidate everyone
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discarded box posted:please tell me your secret 
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Jun 30, 2018 11:41
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i think my brain is unable to interpret such cosmic knowledge into my subjective experience. it just looks like noise to me. oh well
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discarded box posted:i think my brain is unable to interpret such cosmic knowledge into my subjective experience. it just looks like noise to me. oh well
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In exactly 20 years, when you are incredibly dead, we will invent the cure for aging and everyone will live forever as young beautiful virile sex gods forever
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Jun 30, 2018 11:50
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Time to get an 18 yr old girlfriend and a sports car, OP
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Serious reply: regardless of your age, but especially as you get older, get a yearly checkup at the doc's. My bf of 26 years didn't and had unknown high blood pressure (the silent killer) and now his eyes are hosed (macular degeneration). The ophthalmologist he is seeing is doing some last ditch treatment (eye injections and maybe laser surgery) but he has so many dead cells in his eyes that the prognosis isn't good and he'll probably end up killing himself because he can't do much anymore.
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Hope yall decrepit old fuckers are the cool kind of old people who are chill and not the uncool kind who are not 🛀
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