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hey guys, so summer is right around the corner and i'm really looking forward to seeing all my friends again at death camp, the only summer camp exclusively for necromancers. in case your familiar failed to deliver the parchment to you, here's the important stuff location: a two day's march into the blackheart marsh. walk towards where the sun dies until the earth itself grows cold. important: watch out for adventurers our opening seance and marshmallow roast will begin prompty at midnight on july 6th. looking forward to seeing all of my friends for another great summer at death camp |
# ? Jun 30, 2018 15:47 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 12:39 |
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meatballs 5: are you ready for the death camp
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# ? Jun 30, 2018 15:50 |
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due to a donation from a generous lich, we will be able to summon skeleton wizards this year as well as warriors. make sure you get your request in to High Counselor Mark before the opening seance! here's last year's death camp skeleton army photo we took look at all of those memories!
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# ? Jun 30, 2018 15:51 |
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son, i know you're crying now and begging us not to leave you here at camp, but in three weeks when we come back, you'll still be crying and begging us not to leave you here, but for completely different reasons
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# ? Jun 30, 2018 15:53 |
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Hello mummy, hello deady I don't know if I am ready I've had it easy, I've been spoiled But I don't want to shuffle off my mortal coil I have necrosis, I have leg cramps I'm having fun here at Summer Death Camp Camp is weird and kinda scary One of my cabin mates is sorta big and hairy He is clumsy and a big oaf I'm pretty sure he's an undead werewolf He doesn't really bother me at all He howled and his jaw shot at the wall There's no nurses or physicians There are lots of camp morticians Camp is easy, there's nothing to it And I have an unlimited supply of embalming fluid! Things are festive and kind of loco It's a lot like that movie Coco Things are fast-paced, and kind of hurried The last day of camp we all get dead and buried! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Jun 30, 2018 17:09 |
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Hello mudda, hEllo fadda Loving camP here, lotta watah made lots of pals here, we all go swimming ‘cept for martin cUz thursday marks two weekS missing |
# ? Jun 30, 2018 18:03 |
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Biggest regret so far at death camp: trading my spot on team shovel with my brother. Team pickaxe *sounds* cool, but everything here that sounds awesome is the total opposite |
# ? Jun 30, 2018 18:09 |
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tried to sneak out to terrorize the locals but the crypt counselor caught us as a punishment, we don't get to go to the scrying pool, instead we have to make a salt circle around the perimeter of camp to keep us from escaping |
# ? Jun 30, 2018 20:08 |
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we have a fierce rivalry with the cleric camp across the lake. can't wait to compete with them at the end of summer die-athalon |
# ? Jun 30, 2018 20:21 |
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REMEMBER CAMPERS: IF A BODY PART FLOATS AWAY WHILE YOU'RE IN THE POOL AND GETS SUCKED INTO THE FILTER SYSTEM IT'S UP TO YOU TO KEEP TRACK OF THEM! USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM- HELP YOUR FRIENDS LEAVE CAMP WITH EVERYTHING THEY CAME HERE WITH! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Jun 30, 2018 20:43 |
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decided to have a little fun at arts & crafts, chiseled a penis onto my headstone that's how they'll remember me for the next thousand years or so, penis guy wish I'd made it a little more symmetrical |
# ? Jun 30, 2018 20:49 |
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Manifisto posted:decided to have a little fun at arts & crafts, chiseled a penis onto my headstone |
# ? Jun 30, 2018 23:07 |
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Manifisto posted:decided to have a little fun at arts & crafts, chiseled a penis onto my headstone *standing at your grave site, looking at the flowers i just placed* "well... it does look more realistic when it's leaning to the left like that..."
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# ? Jun 30, 2018 23:39 |
I really thought there would be more animal skeletons in this old circus graveyard, but it's all clowns six feet down!
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# ? Jul 1, 2018 02:16 |
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man, the brochure made it sound like we were gonna build our own bone golems, but it turned out to just be assembling stock Skelly-Pals kits. i knew i should have gone to taxes camp
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# ? Jul 1, 2018 14:31 |
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Duckbox posted:i knew i should have gone to taxes camp |
# ? Jul 1, 2018 19:49 |
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hello everyone! just as a reminder, please make sure any flesh imps or other homonculi you find during death camp are kept in their natural habitat. those pulsating sacks of organs and stitches are not pets
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# ? Jul 2, 2018 01:24 |
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Attention campers, conjuration-show tryouts start tonight, and have been moved to the shambling track to allow for a special surprise summon! Let's just say the campers in femur Cabin have a real wingding of an entry for us this year... | |
# ? Jul 2, 2018 01:46 |