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https://www.somethingawful.com/news/jack-ryan-sucks/ Holy poo poo the end tho
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Yo Zack, seems like now might be a good time to hit up everyone’s favorite guest columnist, unless he’s doing soft time for crashing his 4 wheeler into the Wasilla Taco Bell again while high on illegal vape fluid or whatever
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Sarah Palin's son's full name is "Trig Paxon Van Palin"? That's loving child abuse.
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Yo Zack, seems like now might be a good time to hit up everyone’s favorite guest columnist, unless he’s doing soft time for crashing his 4 wheeler into the Wasilla Taco Bell again while high on illegal vape fluid or whatever Someone was listening... https://www.somethingawful.com/news/johnston-palin-divorce/ 11 years on, the word "lactonic" still makes me laugh. Actually, at 11 years running now, is Levi now the longest-running SA frontpage feature after Photoshop Phriday?
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Roamin' Dad Johnston Tooth Tooth Best ever, praise be to the Jesus.
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i once said "word is bond?" out loud and an elderly black man stared at me like i had just crawled up the ceiling Eraserhead Baby-style
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Remember when Zack Parsons made fun of a bunch of grieving mothers for their babies dying? I do, it was loving OWNAGE. Hell yeah. Eat poo poo morons with dead babies.
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I particularly liked this back and forth Zack Parsons had with a (smacktarded) grieving mother of a dead babysome idiot who lost a child posted:'m very saddened and angered by your website's view of parents who have had a baby (or babies) die by making fun of their sorrow. Are you that thick in the head to not even try to understand the grief that follows such a death? Zack Parsons posted:Look lady, the Internet is my domain and the dead baby graveyard is your domain. I feel very sorry for you when you're mourning your kids in the dead baby graveyard, but when you dig them up and stick them on the Internet I don't have any qualms about making fun of you or anyone else for doing it. Especially when they turn their private and more than a little unorthodox grieving process into a three ring circus of nightmares. If my website ever shows up in your dead baby graveyard, feel free to make fun of that. Boom. Still get's lols from me after all these years
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Wait a minute this isn't GBS. lol. Hello to the three people who will read this
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Amethyst posted:Wait a minute this isn't GBS. lol. Hello to the three people who will read this hi wanna see a thing lemme dig this picture up
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Heather Papps posted:hi wanna see a thing lemme dig this picture up i need to find my old laptop, but i have a pic of myself holding a piece of paper with my name or something so zack would send me stuff for pre-ordering liminal states.
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where is the next instalment of outer echelon this hunger strike is getting a bit tiresome
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https://www.somethingawful.com/news/peace-jared-charisma/ Jared's charismatic mannerisms reminds me of another political figure, Gentle Creature.
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I just realized that it's been months now since the last Zack update. Did he part ways with SA? Never mind, I looked it up and indeed, it seems that Zack no longer has stairs in his house. drat. Chairman Capone fucked around with this message at 16:51 on May 13, 2020 |
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Chairman Capone posted:I just realized that it's been months now since the last Zack update. Did he part ways with SA? I am out of the loop what happened? I also don’t recall him updating his site in ages either.
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RoboChrist 9000 posted:I am out of the loop what happened? Back in February, he wrote in response to a question on Facebook about whether he was still working on SA, "Nope, I stepped down a month or so ago. My heart just wasn't in it anymore. Wish them the best though." Someone asked what he was working on now and he said, "No plans at the moment, but I will post about it here on Facebook as soon as I have a new project!" Haven't seen anything from him since then.
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i enjoyed Zack's absurdist humor
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The ARG for Liminal States was my favourite memory on these forums
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Sure. Big fan of science fiction/fantasy where you get at least peeks at how the new factor, carried to logical conclusions, is totally incompatible with your own human experience, or unpleasant beyond imagination. The Jaunt, Annihilation, Clive Barker’s everything (and whatever else a more thoughtful person would mention).Humans in Instruction enter a communion with all other earthly species where they ARE on top in some ways, and it’s still horrendous. Humans in Liminal States take a lesser role among a broader landscape and they’re still ending up with what may be a 99% chance of suffocating or drowning either in an inhospitable atmosphere or under a mountain of flesh, endlessly, over and over again.
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The necromancy is strong in gbs today E: Oh what? Where is this that I clicked on thinking it was gbs? Smells like chrysanthemum and dust. I have no idea what I clicked on and if it hadn’t auto bookmarked I’d be totally lost. Decedent fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Jul 8, 2023 |
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I like the word Zeightgeitst and I am not even German.
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