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On 9/11 a group of Jews bought out the company Advanced Fibre Containers in order to increase their year-on-year profits by 0.25%.
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In 1988 Jim Morrison was spotted at a gas station in Nevada. But it was Jim "Huggy" Morrison - not the singer.
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Jul 7, 2018 11:50
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In area 51 there is a pair of Douglas MacArthur's underwear, hidden from the public. It's hidden because they got soiled and no-one's found a stain remover that really works with the fabric.
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Jul 7, 2018 11:51
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On 9/11 a group of Palestinians cheered because Advanced Fibre Containers illegally over estimated their value on the stock market, meaning anyone who took them over was left with a turkey.
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Jul 7, 2018 11:51
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The spangled raccoon is a North American cryptid similar in most respects to the standard striped raccoon except it has stars instead.
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Jul 7, 2018 16:35
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Every year since 1900, far more ships have disappeared in the South China Sea, the Straits of Hormuz, and the Bermuda Triangle than in similarly sized patches of water elsewhere. Is it a coincidence that these are some of the busiest waterways in the world?
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Jul 7, 2018 16:37
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The best kind of sex is VHS.
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the number of plane crashes world wide jumped up significantly after 1903
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Jul 7, 2018 22:03
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A shadowy cabal controls the price of fenugreek.
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Jul 7, 2018 22:47
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society is controlled by a race of lizards. they require a lot of food and their terrariums need to be cleaned frequently and they just dominate all of my free time
 
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Jul 8, 2018 15:00
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Those white trails behind jets flying overhead are made up of chemicals.
Primarily, the chemical involved is water in vapor form, but there are traces of other common atmospheric chemicals too.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Jul 8, 2018 16:33
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There have been more power outages since the Scopes Monkey Trial than at any other time in human history
If evolution is real, then why does Grape Ape still exist?
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Jul 9, 2018 11:58
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Coincidence? Probably, yeah.
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Jul 9, 2018 14:14
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The name of the Vice President under John Quincy Adams is an fnord because I can never retain it no matter how many times I watch Miracle on 34th Street.
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Jul 11, 2018 04:28
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i did it all for the nookie
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rumor has it that old man stanley lures children with candy, but does not abduct them... he enjoys their smiling faces as it reminds him of his youth. he always wanted to start a family, but failed to find love in his younger years.
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come on and slam and welcome to the jam
Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!
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Jul 11, 2018 17:24
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i did it all for the nookie
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not to freak you guys out but i heard that there's a guy who can kill you in your dreams. if you die in your dreams, you don't die in real life. you just wake up really, really, REALLY thirsty.
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come on and slam and welcome to the jam
Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!
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Jul 11, 2018 17:26
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i did it all for the nookie
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i like the idea of this thread. is it possible to change the font to chiller, or is the font choice for the entire subforum? i'd like to see this one become a big thread as there are a lot of uninteresting conspiracies out there.
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come on and slam and welcome to the jam
Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!
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Jul 11, 2018 17:29
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"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"
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every house has a haunted cabinet or pantry shelf, without exception. it's a rule of the universe. but since the only effects of most hauntings are food going slightly stale anyway generally only a trained spookologist knows this fact and can identify the cabinet
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Jul 13, 2018 21:39
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Muttley is SKYNET!!!
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After waking up with a jolt, the girl laid in bed a few seconds longer. Reaching over to switch on her bedside lamp, she tried to remember exactly what had stolen her sweet slumber away. When she couldn’t, the brunette swung her legs over the side of the bed and heaved herself up. Checking the time on her phone, she snorted when she saw it was midnight- the witching hour. Knowing that sleep would only evade her, she left her bedroom for the kitchen, a good cup of coffee on her mind.
As she passed by her front door, a chill spread like liquid fire down her spine. It’s only winter, she told herself, focusing again on the coffee plan. Measuring out scoops, water, and preparing her cup kept her occupied, but as the dark liquid boiled, she had nothing left to keep her mind from wandering off. The chill returned and she couldn’t help but glance behind her to the front door. It stood there innocently enough, just like always. The dead bolt was still in place and she could see nothing amiss with it. Turning back to her coffee, she did her best to forget about the feeling.
With her cup in hand, she started back towards her bedroom. As she walked by the front door, she decided that a quick glance out of the peep hole would help calm her restless mind. The chill worsened with each step she took towards the door and further away from the safety and warmth of her blankets. She pressed her empty hand against the chill metal door and took a deep breath before leading her eye to the peep hole.
At first, she could only see an inky blackness and somehow seemed to swirl in itself. When she blinked in surprise, the void melted away. She wished it hadn’t. In it’s place, there stood what she could only guess was once a man. The beans were long and inhumanly awkward, with bulky beans branching off into several more beans, not unlike a bean tree. The creature was draped in a bean suit, somehow making the thing more nightmarish to her. The sauce in the proverbial beans, however, was what passed as the hellish thing’s face. It was as though her mind blurred the beanly visage to spare itself further thoughts about thos beans.
 
 Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!
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Jul 26, 2018 03:25
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Somewhere there are helicopters painted black.
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Jul 26, 2018 07:29
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theres a secret council of smug assholes and they wont let anyone in their club believe me i tried
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Jul 26, 2018 19:09
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taco tuesday has been forced on us by a marketing machine even though taco thursday alliterates just as well
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Jul 26, 2018 22:52
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An advanced alien race has an invisible super weapon called the Finger of Death. It is located just outside our ionosphere and if it were ever to descend it would wipe out all life on earth.
Every so often they send an encoded message to our world leaders. The message is as follows: "I'm not tooooouuuching you."
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Jul 26, 2018 23:09
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Voting is actually a scam to for the Illuminati to assess public opinion about who they should place in power. (They usually go with the candidates who get the most votes.)
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An advanced alien race has an invisible super weapon called the Finger of Death. It is located just outside our ionosphere and if it were ever to descend it would wipe out all life on earth.
Every so often they send an encoded message to our world leaders. The message is as follows: "I'm not tooooouuuching you."
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ghosts are real but only mouse ghosts.
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